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Console Update 9.2 – Patch Notes

2020.11.19 21:01 PUBG_Andymh5 Console Update 9.2 – Patch Notes

Console Update 9.2 – Patch Notes

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Live Maintenance Schedule:
KST: 11/26 2 PM - 8:30 PM
PDT: 11/25 9 PM - 11/26 3:30 AM
CET: 11/26 6 AM - 12:30 PM
Live maintenance schedule may change. We will update you if there are any changes made.

Gameplay

New Vehicle: Dirt Bike
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The new single-seater Dirt Bike is more than just a lite version of the Motorbike. It has its own independent clutch system to rev the engine, improved suspension for offroading, and some other fun features we know it won't take you long to find, not to mention another fun addition coming in the future. The Dirt Bike spawns on all maps except for Karakin and will replace 50% of the existing bikes out there. We're looking forward to a whole slew of new stunt videos with this one!
  • The Dirt Bike is a new single seater motorcycle.
  • Spawns on all maps, excluding Karakin.
  • Available in Normal, Custom Matches and Training Mode.
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Characteristics
  • Great acceleration with a top speed of 130 km/h.
  • Off-road suspension provides superb performance on uneven terrain compared to other vehicles.
  • Outstanding manoeuvrability with the ability to disengage the clutch when handbraking to block auto-gearbox and allow hard turns while preserving engine RPM and momentum
  • Added ability to alter pitch using Left Stick Up and Down during acceleration/braking.

New Feature: Driver Shooting

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It's been requested for a long time and we're finally happy to add shooting functionality to vehicle drivers! The new system allows you to fire sidearm weapons while driving and maintaining control over the vehicle (albeit with a slightly reduced response while reloading). This functionality works for most vehicles and there are a couple of limitations which you can read about below. We're excited to see the new kinds of gameplay that emerge from these additions, and please let us know how it feels!
  • Vehicle drivers can now draw, reload and fire sidearms while having full control over vehicle inputs.
    • The power of vehicle steering input decreases slightly when the driver is reloading.
  • Driver shooting feature is enabled in all vehicles except boats and BRDM.
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  • Vehicle Aiming Overhaul
    • Driver and passenger views are now heavily stabilized while aiming. The camera rotation will not follow the rotation of the vehicle.
    • Driver and passenger cameras have been adjusted and moved closer to the character for easier and more accurate aiming.
      • In TPP, players camera is now located closer to the character.
      • In FPP, players camera is now located further back to match the players viewpoint.
    • Aiming angles are restricted according to player visibility and relation to other passengers
      • For example, you're unable to aim fully upwards in a closed-top vehicle or aim behind if there's a passenger on behind you in a 2 seater motorbike
    • The camera will no longer flip sideways when vehicles roll or pitch upside-down.
  • Custom Keybinding feature
    • When using the Custom Keybinding feature, you'll be required to bind the driver shooting feature to a desired key from the options.
  • Please see below for driver shooting enabled sidearms.
    • Deagle
    • P18C
    • P1911
    • P92
    • R1895
    • R45
    • Skorpion
    • Flare gun
    • Sawed-off
      • Sawed-off can only be equipped by Drivers on Bike-type vehicles.
Weapon Balance Adjustment: Sidearms
With the addition of driver firing, we've decided now's a great time for a balance pass on those weapons. All sidearms across the board have received improvements to damage multipliers, aiming, ADS movement speed, and more. The goal is to make all secondary weapons more viable throughout the game, not just in vehicles. It's a pretty extensive list, so check down below for full details!
For detailed changes, please see below.
  • All sidearms
    • Increased headshot damage multiplier: 2.0 → 2.1
    • Increased limb damage multiplier: 1.0 → 1.05
    • Decreased aim deviation multiplier (aiming is now more accurate)
    • Increased laser pointer deviation multiplier 0.3 → 0.5. This is to counter the above mentioned change, making pistols more accurate in general but not totally dependent on laser pointer.
    • Increased prone stance deviation 0.6 → 0.8 (less accurate in prone)
    • Increased aimed movement speed multiplier 1.8 → 2.0
    • Increased ADS movement speed multiplier 1.6 → 2.0
    • Increased min reference velocity for movement deviation (speed at or below which movement deviation is not applied): 160 → 200
    • Increased movement ADS stabilization (decreased weapon sway caused by movement):
      • Revolvers (R1895, R45): 0.2 → 0.9
      • Pistols: 0.2 → 0.8
      • Full-auto pistols (P18C, Skorpion): 0.2 → 0.7
  • Revolvers (R1895,R45)
    • Decreased movement deviation multiplier: 1.7 → 1.4
    • Increased min reference velocity for movement deviation (speed at or below which movement deviation is not applied): 160 → 250
  • R1895
    • Increased damage: 62 → 64
    • Increased ROF: 150 RPM → 300 RPM
    • Heavily decreased aim deviation (because it cannot attach laser pointer, so it is more accurate by default): 1.5 → 0.6
    • Increased recoil animation speed
  • R45
    • Increased damage: 55 → 65
  • P92
    • Decreased damage: 35 → 34
    • Increased ROF: 444 RPM → 600 RPM
  • P1911
    • Increased damage: 41 → 42
  • Deagle
    • Increased ROF: 240 RPM → 300 RPM
    • Increased recoil animation speed to better match new ROF.
  • Sawed-off
    • Decreased base pattern scale: 1.45 → 1.2
    • Decreased choke spread scale (lower spread): 0.85 → 0.8
    • Increased damage multiplier at 15m: 0.5 → 0.55
  • Skorpion
    • Can now attach extended QD mag.
Weapon Balance Adjustment: ARs
We are constantly listening to your feedback and discussing community sentiment internally. After careful review, we agree with many of you that the Beryl adjustment with 9.1 update wasn't effective enough at reducing the strength of the Beryl in relation to other ARs and have made the following follow up adjustments this patch:
  • To reduce the difference in reload speed of Beryl with M416, Scar-L, QBZ, G36C following adjustments were made.
    • Magazine reload times of M416, Scar-L, QBZ, G36C has been decreased by 10%
    • Magazine reload time of Beryl has been increased by 5%
  • Horizontal recoil of Beryl has been increased

Other

Lava Damage Calculation Update
  • The method for processing damage inflicted near the edges of lava has been improved
    • Now lava damage is inflicted more precisely when players come in contact with the lava surface.
  • Now Gas Cans will explode when they come in contact with lava.
    • Also, spilt gas will catch fire when coming into contact with lava.
Training Mode Warm-up Time
  • The Warm-up Time in Training Mode has been decreased to 60 seconds from the previous 90 seconds.
FPP Paramo in EU
  • We have decided to disable the Seasonal Match Paramo-FPP on EU servers. This decision was made to better ensure that we're providing healthy matchmaking queues.
Xbox Series S Framerate Cap Increase
  • Framerate cap on the Xbox Series S has been increased to 60 FPS at 1920 x 1080 screen resolution.

Battle Bride Pass

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The Battle Bride Pass is an entirely new kind of pass focusing on a single character vs a seasonal theme. This pass follows Sadiya, the hero from Karakin's lore, and lets you unlock some of her iconic skins you saw in our motion comics. The Battle Bride pass progresses independently from the Survivor Pass and has 15 levels for you to complete by earning XP from playing matches. If you're looking to pick up some of Sadiya's unique looks, pick up the Battle Bride Pass!
  • Exclusive page
    • Battle Bride Pass provides an exclusive layout page.
    • Battle Bride Pass only has a premium track which is available after purchase.
  • Progression
    • There are no missions for the Battle bride pass.
    • However, you will be able to climb through the pass via XPs gained from gameplay.
      • Max level to collect all rewards is level 15.
    • Level-up coupons cannot be used in the pass.
      • However, you will still be able to purchase each level with G-Coin.
  • The Battle Bride Pass will be available during the following dates:
    • 11/26 2020 6 PM KST after maintenance - 1/21 2021 2 PM KST
    • 11/26 2020 10 AM CET after maintenance - 1/21 2021 6 AM CET
    • 11/26 2020 1 AM PST after maintenance - 1/20 2021 9 PM PST
      • The Battle Bride Pass period runs for 28 days from date of purchase.

UI & UX

New feature: Team Finder
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The new Team Finder feature lets you connect with other players before the match begins instead of being randomly matched up in the pre-game zone. You can let friends and other players know that you're looking for a team and accept invites to their lobbies. The Team Finder takes your selected game mode and language settings into account, so you know you'll match up where you want to be. If you're looking to get some squad games in without the completely random element, try Team Finder today!
  • You can now look for a team to play with using the Team Finder function.
    • If you're not in a team, you can toggle team finder to let friends or other players know you are looking for a team.
      • You will then be listed on the team finder player list, waiting to be invited by a searching player.
  • If you are already in a team or want to create your own team, you can invite players from the team finder list.
Settings
  • Team Finder will automatically be set based on your selected game mode, perspective and language settings.
  • The mic setting is automatically determined after checking whether you have a functioning mic connected.
    • Ensure voice input is enabled and not muted.
    • PUBG must also be granted with access to your mic.
  • Team Finder search and discovery are based on your local region
    • Players with same game mode/perspective settings will be shown on the Team Finder list
    • When using Team Finder for Ranked Matches, only players in similar tiers will be shown.

Report Popup UI Improvement

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We know it's annoying when encountering players who play against the battle royale rules. Now we have improved the overall UI to make the reporting experience more seamless. The drop-down menu makes it easier for you to choose the right category.

PUBG ID Visibility

  • When killing other players, your PUBG ID will be displayed to the victim.
  • PUBG ID will be also displayed in Death Cams and while spectating other players.
  • The PUBG ID will be also displayed when looking at stats of other players.

Other

  • Out game UI components, such as dropdown menus and system messages have been visually improved to provide a more consistent experience.
  • Voice Chat 'ALL' is disabled in Team Deathmatch
    • Team Deathmatch in arcade and custom match will now have voice chat channel to 'ALL' disabled due to abuse which was disrupting gameplay.

Performance

  • CPU performance has been improved by cost optimization of characters outside the player POV.
  • Performance improvement by rendering optimization of atmospheric fog.
  • Optimized hitching that occurs when the plane is airborne in low specs/console environment
  • Optimized the excessive loading time when loading certain types of map in custom match sessions.

World

Vikendi Quality of Life Update
Vikendi is also getting a few small convenience adjustments this update. We've adjusted the circle settings to be a little more inland, removed some small clutter that was hindering vehicle movement, adjusted the number of house sets to make final phases more open, and more.
Updates
  • Fixed tendency for the first circle to lean too much towards the outskirts of the map. The Safe Zone will now commonly appear more inland.
  • We have removed small objects around farms and fields which were inhibiting vehicle movement.
  • The number of house sets has been reduced, as the space between house sets has been modified to ensure late game Blue Zones aren't overly abundant with buildings. We hope this will have more fights in the fields.
  • Large rocky areas around the center of the map and rocky hills at the East of the cement Factory have been changed to enable access while on foot and in vehicles.
  • Removed small objects around the river which were not able to be used as a cover and hindered player movement.

Skins & Items

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Dirt Bike themed items - 8 set items, 15 individual items
  • Sales Period:
    • 11/26 2020 11 AM KST - 11/26 2021 6 PM KST
    • 11/25 2020 6 PM PST - 11/26 2021 1 AM PST
    • 11/26 2020 3 AM KST - 11/26 2021 10 AM CET
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Last year's PGC Grand Champions now have a new bundle of great skins for fans to enjoy! Pick up the Gen.G Championship Bundle and rock the colors of PUBG's reigning PGC Champs! This set is only available for a limited time, so pick it up before it goes away!
PGC 2019 Gen.G Championship items - 1 set item, 5 individual items
  • Sales Period (time may change):
    • 12/2 2020 11 AM KST - 1/6 2021 6 PM KST
    • 12/1 2020 6 PM PST - 1/6 2021 1 AM PST
    • 12/2 2020 3 AM CET - 1/6 2021 10 AM CET
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Twitch Broadcaster Royale items - 6 Individual items
  • Sales period:
    • 12/2 2020 11 AM KST - 12/23 10:59 AM KST
    • 12/1 2020 6 PM PST - 12/22 5:59 PM PST
    • 12/2 2020 3 AM CET - 12/23 2:59 AM CET

DLC

Black Friday Deals have landed on the Battlegrounds!
For a limited time, you can pick up three different G-Coin packs with an offer of up to 20% discount and receive bonus skins along with them! Each pack offers you three bonus skins to either try out for the limited time shown or keep forever depending on which pack you grab. Check out the details of each pack below!
PUBG - Black Friday G-Coin Bundle I - $9.99 10% off now $8.99
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  • Sales Period:
    • 11/20 5 AM KST - 12/4 7 PM KST
    • 11/19 12 PM PST - 12/4 2 AM PST
    • 11/19 9 PM CET - 12/4 11 AM CET
  • Included:
    • 1,100 G-Coin ($9.99 Value)
      • Bonus skins
PUBG - Black Friday G-Coin Bundle II - $19.99 10% off now $17.99
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  • Sales Period:
    • 11/20 5 AM KST - 12/4 7 PM KST
    • 11/19 12 PM PST - 12/4 2 AM PST
    • 11/19 9 PM CET - 12/4 11 AM CET
  • Included:
    • 2,300 G-Coin ($19.99 Value)
      • Bonus skins
PUBG - Black Friday G-Coin Bundle III - $99.99 20% off now $79.99
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Farewell 13,500 G-Coin! This is our way of saying goodbye to the 13,500 G-Coin leaving the store for good. It is your last chance to stock up 13,500 G-Coin and receive some awesome bonus skins along with it! This bundle can only be purchased once.
  • Sales Period:
    • 11/20 5 AM KST - 12/4 7 PM KST
    • 11/19 12 PM PST - 12/4 2 AM PST
    • 11/19 9 PM CET - 12/4 11 AM CET
  • Included:
    • 13,500 G-Coin ($99.99 Value)
      • Bonus skins
These deals are only available for a limited time, so make sure you hop into the store and pick up your Black Friday Packs fast!

Bug Fixes

Gameplay
  • Fixed the issue where players were only able to enter Ranked mode in FPP/Squad when restarting the client or refreshing the lobby.
  • Fixed the issue where partner exclusive items could be equipped and unequipped freely during the game.
  • Fixed the camera shuttering occurring to a driver in TPP every time when a passenger switches seats.
  • Fixed the issue where the default value of weather type was not available in certain custom match warmode presets.
  • Fixed the issue where players are forced back to the lobby with an exclamation mark UI displayed when entering dual matchmaking.
  • Fixed the issue where ADS'ing with a weapon obstructed by a collision object resulting in severe camera jitter.
  • Fixed the incorrect collision distance of certain weapons.
  • Fixed the issue where incorrect vehicle information displayed on the players HUD when embarking a vehicle with destroyed wheels.
  • Fixed the issue where a character's motion becomes awkward when crouching and proning while the character is on fire.
  • Fixed the issue where the soot effect displayed only at the initial point of explosion when multiple sticky bombs explode in a certain way.
  • Fixed the awkward rendering of a character when a character holds certain weapons with grip attachments added.
  • Fixed the issue of items not being able to be picked up in certain locations.
  • Fixed the issue where the Custom Match hosts' throwable arc tracers were visible.
  • Fixed the issue where the player character stays stuck in the lean position after they accidentally press L/R stick while throwing a throwable.
  • (Xbox) Fixed an issue where you couldn't ping items.
  • (Xbox) Fixed an issue where certain SFX weren't playing when you fire the Panzer Faust in Training Mode.
  • Fixed an issue in the custom keybinding where if you bind an action with the RB and another button and go on a vehicle to perform the action, the same action will be performed again even when you press other buttons.
  • Fixed the issue where the HUD displays the wrong information of the car after the car's tires are damaged from Spike traps.
  • Fixed the issue of the camera stutter when passengers switch seats in a turning vehicle driver's perspective while in third-person perspective.
  • Fixed the issue where the character is headless when inside a vehicle and you reload in FPP.
  • Fixed the issue where an awkward motion is displayed when crouching and proning while a character's body is on fire.
World
  • Missing trees around Ruins, Sanhok are now back.
  • Improved the map loading speed on Miramar.
  • Fix the issue of items disappearing when switching between a player in a distance and another on a train in spectating mode.
  • Fixed an issue where you can see through certain fences in Paramo.
  • Fixed an issue where an exploding effect wasn't displayed when throwing a grenade into the lava in Paramo.
  • Fixed the issue of rocks and trees floating in the air in certain parts of Paramo.
  • Fixed the issue in certain ponds of Paramo where the player character does not recognize the water.
UI/UX
  • Fixed the misaligned UI in the settings menu.
  • Fixed the excessive speed of character rotation in the customize menu affected by 'General Sensitivity' value.
  • Fixed the edges of the reward icon box not highlighted when selected in the pass screen.
  • Fixed the typo in one of the pass reward items.
  • Fixed the graphics error shown at the bottom of the G-Coin page in certain resolution settings.
  • Fixed the issue where players could not replace missions in a row.
  • Fixed the issue where waypoints could be displayed abnormally on the minimap when spectating players waypoints.
  • Fixed the incorrect survival mastery level up animation and UI.
  • Fixed the incorrect system message shown when inviting a kicked player from a custom match session.
  • Fixed the issue where the Ranked Season 8 reward emblem image was not displayed
  • Fixed the case of a teammate not displayed at the Team list UI in squad gameplay.
  • Fixed the case of wrong button guides being displayed when in normal match, spectating mode.
  • Fixed the issue of accessing previous seasons' leaderboards from Season 9, it doesn't show content.
  • Fixed the issue where the "Visit Store" button in Customization → Utility doesn't function.
  • Fixed the issue where the circle icon which indicates the faze under Career → Match History is cut out at the top.
  • Fixed the issue where if you have no previous match records, O button is displayed in the bottom left corner in Career → Match History.
  • Fixed the issue where some of the key names in the Custom Keybinding menu is only displayed in English.
  • Fixed the issue where the border was not displayed when selecting an item from the Season 9 reward list.
  • Fixed the issue where the MALEVOLENT MIME GEAR PACK is not in the center of the screen when previewing.
  • Fixed the issue where the weapon skin can be seen in the preview even after removing the skin.
Skin & Item
  • Fixed the issue where players could equip 'Eyes' category items with Merc Team Uniform items.
  • Fixed the issue where players could not preview emotes after selecting weapon skin items from the pass reward page.
  • Fixed the misaligned weapon skin when previewing Malevolent Mime - DBS item skin.
  • Fixed the social widget unintentionally displayed on the LABS page.
  • Fixed an issue where you could experience a graphical glitch when wearing certain jackets or multi-slot outfits with the Yule Scarf.

Known Issues

Gameplay
  • When LB+RB/RB+LB is combined with attaching throwables or using recovery/boost items, unintentional character leaning may be caused when performing the actions when in Custom Keybinding Type C.
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2020.11.08 10:22 LusipherStarLine778 me star

so yes wel i didnt talk much there wasnt much to say
and really saying things is pointless anyway
so oh well i promised humans 40 to 80 years spending time with so this is it
not much point any way rick bush will erace or cover up or change around so shrug
tough as they found out before once im gone thats it
and back to im the what ever god leader of america no on blood lines no bla bla
i was happy beign 1.7 to 2.7 little in size for one thing rick bush was trying to kill A adult man
yes funny well and im really sick of hearign there shit 40 years and gun left go be A alfa what ever exsstenchel faKE HUMAN WAIST AND LETS JUST PUT THIS TO THE TEST AND PLUG THAT IMORTAILTY EXSTENCHEN CORD BACK IN OH LIGHT WISCH THATS RIGHT
they already fond out in 1977 some ear then tried to tell me i wasnt real ugh so many stupid shit trys
they had to try and fix this and Lusphur AZAZEL StarLine i was like nope not doing that poof poof poof
im so sick of most stupid in existince so there 40 years to 80
they could run around being anying so really 80 teillion years is A long time im tired of humans
rick bsuh trying to say they would sholder the laugh like shut the fuck up you stupid pethectic man like could not shoulder anything like what point A gun then blame and kill people becuse they cant just do things i mean all rick bush had was donantions and blew most of it on owning tV
his secret weopn then over charging to the point where it was cheaper to inveint somthing better nothing like stupid
it was already out dated so we had better just making them cheap and massprduced so
rick bush thinking there so hugh teck
like ugh the reset of existince is just laughing at earth and human kind
alfa male so secet no one knows brian brilan brian like huh StarLine VESSES and other human planet 140 million years more advanced and old then earth
and earth is declaring war on everyone and trying to force them becuse they have fake azazel
who never did any of that stuff ever before
no know one knows yup every other planet and life form is just stupid like LUSPHUR losser starline i think humans where saying
well Lord Lite Lusphur AZAZEL starline some thing it is stupid since they have already tired to kill me how many times
12 or 150 or 250 still brian brian brian
and other huams runging around with fake asazel plastic cards and laugh that was funny reall ouch yup bullets hurt the plasic comeles you
so yes rick bush and everything stupid they did
yes well it only works if your the real LUSPHUr Azazel STARLINE Brian Briley
so oh well
who didnt run ariund stealing or getting stuff
though i was suposed to get stuff oh then rick bush i mean what A guy send people to kill the people who gave the gifts
oh they know him wow who dose not know me ugh
no rick bush thought i was this unknown person no family and like know one knew me or would miss me
only child
well killed half of germany trying to kill my parents and unexist me i guess
we found out from his people after they died
i mean real lord ugh like there really was no point in saying anything
so nope dont care if any one knows what i say or reads any of this thought well shrug
sigh shrug yes epic most stupid dumb shit ever
so i was happy dying as just Brian Briley and no one even knowing i was here waist anyway
so yes well rick bush called my well bluff i wasnt and did sttuff
then he found out it was already done
so about 5 or 6 planets in another galaxy i moved rick bush back in time A bit fist man to be punished and die before he was even born
with his 2 children and some other people
so well yup 80 year all he has he said one life so ok his chose
so regarless of Brian Briley Lord LIte LUsphur AZAZEL Starline larger me did that
so why rick bush wants to become computer so badly
so then 16 or 30 lucifer what ever 80 about 1500 maybe next up then
some congerstional congress and finlly mike ellit and frends
I perchest Blisered jsut to find out who was doing the other AI way faster then other ways
StarLIne so yup and had people asked posibly with out them knowing and well it was going to try and kill me so
oh cool i own you
my other people wher evary goood at looking after there long lost lord lite
and we knew this was the planet this was the spot when problems begain after i killed cosmose maybe i went looing it is well time space on human mind ugh head ack
so not cool
yup 80 trillion years this never happens or hapened befoore so not really normal
though 260 billion all fixed
rebublic god die oh ya sellestial yes i am that powerful
yes well they where really A pain holding hostges and stuff
so yes yes well just see i guess
on this side lord lite lusphur azazel starline invintor of sold matter passover and most nice things and on that side A hair removfed man jfk coosmose chaose and hostage forced sex technogy and 20 year old stupid fake cory wise guy
so me renault german probably asions and irsih and mosibly mesixans i dont really know and some of amarica
and some drug people that like good sex and good drugs and somwe other people
yes yes i mean gemany got exspert cloning genectics and new bodys and other thing
most loyal
next so asions everyone got something red hair rick bush got less hair
save on sampos since he is such a tite wad
so yes well shrug oh well Mean yes humans tied to kill me 250 times and just amrica and mostly hair removed men
yes lords and some people got punished they knew lord is sacred like my name so well pick A word that isnt real budda or somethign
yes sure im real so you think real sex no you get real punuishment by larger my self
so yes yes you dont belive in any of this keep saying that maybe your hair will grow back germans and others whwere working A way i thought of it i mean hare could be moved maybe
so well another thing helped with
so shrug i mean my asions would have done it thought i knew the asions where lied too and others im not worred about rick bush or there stupid shit 250 times and really i dont care he is so stupid and the money and title is locked my people knew where i was and about him i relesed everything
made him famouse i told him he would be becuse he had been tryign to kill me and rosally i mean have been trying for 40 years it is A good bet most of existince would know by now about me and humans i mean i told them from my sphere at the center of the galaxy rick bush thought i was near by of cource i eman there is A llot of there planing in recording so
so
rick bush was trying to take credidt for big band and stuff
though i had the bands on my Vessels kind of they they couldnt say they invinted tolets amd stuff so nope Lushuper StarLine will say with me and die wilth me for ever bonded to me this one person
part of being invintor of existince and life forms my ways and how i would treat my life forms for ever part so no one can force or ask or do anythign as lord lite or used Lusphur starLine Lord LIte AZAZEl lesazazel liesel or lessel Lessusel
other then my self the gorment and other govwerments knew of me adn when i Die that is it no more bristish Brian Bristal
Brian Briley
the one true kind Lord Lushphur AZAZEl StarLIne
i perchest united kindom after windscale just some what radio active
now hoses where build and land was paerchesed i paid full prize for milk and hey to have it throwm away
yes i stook vary good care of my people
i was the leader every other would be mersered by
and maybe the last real leader humans would ever see
mostly invintor industreal star lord
i had my own words and names for my work
kind of why the industral men where sop clearly fake
i mean im not going to waist my time arguing or bickering i came i did my part and was done so
so when people looked it was clearly visible so im not going to argue over how real i am or really say anything no you did not have sex with the realL USPHUR StarLine no you did not say kind words to me there pointless any ways and i knew baout rick bush positive nagivive shit where one of us would hear nice words and one would be aboused they wanted me to pay for it
acounting good work team
yes so i cut it off right away and siad stop i know what your going to do and no kind of they they needed A fake me i knew too much
still either you would know me or you wouldnt rick bush would try to copy what i said and shit
it isnt A part or act and where is fake azazel in crises in his bunker inder is bunk sucking his thoumb
40 year old baby the siphers here around
black people choping off hands and i mean wow like just shot me rather them compar me to rick bush i would rather be punished for beign real and so wonderful and real
they there mucerless trying to brake me they say i didnt brake
i did lose hope it was the mass death i mean my people dying that was hardest i was going to find that one person that did that to them so 1500 about
so no they tried killing me over and over so after A while they gave up
and laugh said they changed there mind oh after all that ugh gun bang save im from epic stupid man
no no just keep going all part of the plan
so 2 million years they did there worst they could do to me nad yup it hurt yup it was bad still 60 trillion yeaars old sellestial i mean you dont die after so long i guess your probably not going to die
still i dont run around shooting preople
i mean what im suposed to go shot the fake presidentn living in my house i mean wow stupid
some idit has to run this shit show when im gone
though the white house is going away so well i plan to drop A large rock on it next
i was going to nuke it there cant say i live there it was such A nice house and the marble no seam perfic ugh it was so nice oh well never say it then they went in shooting and well oh well
i mean it is just A house oh the lord lite lives there oh wow
funny really oh well good luck with the land locked lord lite lusphur starline
they really need my name and welll it is me so oh well
still oh well so fight over who gets to seal more take paers money you know i didnt need to harge taxs it was mostly my people and life forms so i mean shrug oh well
dam you hair loss man man laugh
really i could have given him A planet if he had not already tried to kill me
taking it all he said famouse last words oh wow so scary
oh he say that to all the people he is about to try and kill
though I was saying it lord lite lusphur AZAZEL starline known to be imortale
brilliont plan just kill and unexist the life form invintor of 12 life form types and 4 to 14 galaxys some one that would rmeber and know him
oh bush rick rickest man said he was lucifer after he thought i was dead
and then ent to aceses my acounts that had never been tuched in millions of years
laugh oh i couldnt wait
what i never spent money
i invented and manufacured everything
So well rick bush didnt know how much i owned till latter
i knew though i mean then he thought just america or just some where and whole galaxy all mine
and the one coming
260 billion mayube 14 or more others i dont really know
they though i was crazy saying A few thousand years old
no not golden egg the deth sentince that he would be hunted where where he went from then on
they would find out rick bush have taken me and killed me larger me though he didnt know about that me yet
its going to blow over killing lusphur starline blow over trying to use my name and identty
him talking about how he got to be so wealthy
i mean he well i will have to look and find the stuff they covered up
so well i just put him in A planet didnt tell anyone and run the stprize never
so well oh well should have said i was bluffing and he wanted me to porve it
so it s talking a lot to keep me down and im done on this planet any ways or where ever this is it is inly A matter of time and no it isnt ok im not over it there is not getting oover all that it is to the death when i said ok fine gun that meant ok and exsepted to the end
so either im real and we come back lattter or not no bluff no games not bet just action rick bush knew he would fail no one had ever killed me and walked away rick bush preople would tell you and well there bussy being punished
likee cassar of rome and others 1500 about cosmmose how many would die for one hair loss stupid man
tresson is tressson high trsson so they thought i would die and then it would be ok exsept im not dead
so just waisting my time like gun and you argue and i will just go back to punushiing humans
yes this boy got a mouth rick bush is so stupid ask cassar of romen and those gards that killed me before
yes why they really really want me to be brian briley becuse well if im lusphur starline
and im not bad every singale one i mean maybe the money was too good or the sex i dont really know 2800 years or 500 million ya rick bush thought 280 years and i said no 2800 or linger the bodys could last 3500 years though about 2800 i would say
i could have done it longer still that is a long time of pain
i eman shrug im A real sellestail so they killed me i unexed humans and punished them didnt say anything tille i mett them mean maybe they would stop and nope just so sure
so oh well i so wanted to tell them i was dyign to tell them so i hinted a bit
i mean they only have there selves to blame they knew i did passovwer resercted i mean ask rick bush about his briliont plan im like shrug sigh
so oh well pary laugh well 2800 year to blame each other mostly men A few wmen just insisted though
i meann i knew they wod i mean ugh real sellestail lord hony dorry just shot me its better when im not around
maybe im bluffing maybe its all a\make up maybe not maybe word war one was A hoxs maybe your not real maybe happy trees and bunys
lemons from the ski ranbos
maybe they shouldn't plan while high on cocain
yup 1950 about they got the plan high feeling good
1960 things where going wrong 1970 really bacd then i came back 1977
proof of evertything and agin with the stupid well well other 100 things didnt work this time they got this
i mean even partical inventors and life form invintor of one is hard then there is legindary lusphur starline stared the church all reigon pointsm to me govwerment same thing technogy also Lusphur starline
i eman ir ewally well it would be simple if i wasnt not lusphur star line i would be dead and feow million men and humans wouldnt be suffwering or unexisted now
though shrug free chose freedom of belivef so they chose not to belive oh well maybe your hair will grow back oh look it worked ohp its gone agin jus tbelives when you walk
mean while rick bush comes to other men saying hes making amands and shit ugh shot me no no you chose rick you have to stay true to your self no take backs
world war one 2 and vitnam and 5 galaxy wars that humans dont know about i said they would lose they failed so oh well
so there gust going to have to tell people they are so fake and got them punished becuse he didnt want to go to jail for 5 to 15 years
i cant not be who i am lusphur starline i cant undo that it was before humans existed
I cant undo germany i savied some of my people yes
im there lordn protechor i help others that are worthy and deseviing of saving haign A 8-0 trillion year old sellestail as A frend is not A given it is something that never happens
only things where so bad i had to do something and feilt resposnsible since i was here
i dont go around saving people i dont have too do anythign i dom care if people are worthy like gypes and some hells angales and some other people hermans most just like better existince
i help A lot in many ways just for germany and so many things i did enough im not some fack shit head pope the real lord lite so i would tell bishop fake shit head to take his fake shit and go some there else
he was jsut going to recored it and use it to make me look bad so no thank you i knew about him
and them rudist people all over gemany and other places befor they found me i told them to go away or i would dio somthign about them they didnt listen
they kept trying so well fine the got me tide to A charri thinikinng i was dead it failed and well theuy lost every battle asion killed then gemans lushuns
most gont run around waving guns and high like stupid fuck heads there is vidio on everythign and even then there wasnt the siphers looked
we had to clean things up becuse of them so there still around me beign anoying so they killed me i punished them they wanted to put it to the test
they know Lusphur starline dose not bluff that dose not mean run around using my name
isisting im brian briley so agin so humnas unexisted and punished people coming backl to life and rick bush and others still trying to prove sopmethign probably there isnt anyone in existince that dose not know about this and them by now
i dont play games with life forms i dont joke about punisment or unexisting or anything
this is not may the better man win or what ever im lord lite lusphur starline so wether they exsept that or not there chose
it wont help them latter anyway and i dont care they did things i did what i do my perpose in exsitince
so every time rick bush thinks try soemthing else adn people where going to hate them
5 to 15 year jail and mioney sex drugs rucj bsuh wantwed to live once in his life wow
so well he wants to be god no one agrees with it not humans not america not other life forms
onlly some 20 year olds that didnt know better did
and dint know t\what they where getting in to and rick bush is looking at unexisting and 2800 years with others and he attacked 4 life forms types and germans and asions and you dont walk away from that
it is that simple there is no making it look good or covering up 3 world ars anf 5 galaxy wars that humans lost
there going to be qorinteaned and where unexisted it is about as sereqase as things get in existince
and all beicse of rick bush and this with me trying to kill Lusphur Starline me
i shouldnt have come though i did ant it is too late this is to the end
i already died killed cosmose and crushed republic god
told humans abut it
that dose not mean re paln try something else kep up saying brian then when im 80 try to work it out they might as well shot me it is over
everyone know man humans want to kill lushuper starline lord lite so
they failed at cassar of rome
rick bush just keps up i know ntill his last breth witch isnt A problem for me or others
we can wait
rick bsuh thinks there still is time it will blow over where past that to gun iknow i understand fake alfa make rick bush thinks millions dead and punished is funy every man from before carter do after is suffering becuse of rick bush exsept for my people
fre will free belivef so try and kill lord lite lusphur starline where past wether i am or not
way way past 3 world wars 2 latter ande 5 galaxy wars where other life end most men and humans rick bush k\just thinks order way and sent people to there death this calm is repact for me lusphur starline thats it
so no they dont know whats going on out there and right know as humans try to ge tcomputers i\onn there side epic fail 5664
there life forms and dont like dioing stuopid shit
using starline money to try and take over A galeaxy and loed lite lusphur azazel starline larger me is not happy hust as angry as smaller brian briley lusphur starline me so yes we know everythione know exespt for A few young people asioms are dealing wioth it germans lushuns only people not going anuthing is america the problem
so yes i have A real perpase i cleaned up punashed and came back und ugh rick bush are you not dead yet
all in 40 years or so though in existed i reajusted rmade humans to fix for concence qand oother thigs i inent life forms so well no one ever asked me they jsut thought i was brian or what rick bsuh says stupid shit
so yes im farly shure unless every onts to die so rick bush can play god and bishop and live like A king he cant tell them the triugh they would really hate him so just denny everything world war one and 2 and vitnam america siad it didnt happen
rick bush and rodney trying to play lucifer shit so any way oh well they arlready lilled me 3 times im not scared to do any wehere else is better for me they just want to say stuff as if im saying it exspt larger me says no
so it was never going to work
rick bush knew this 40 50 years ago so all those peiople died for mnothing
blame me lucifer whait im brian briley laugh wel you said im brian isisted so your fake lucfwer some one so they knew his face so well still only one is sellestail lord lite lusphur azsazel starline and 14 galaxys and well
so just try and kill people who know and people who kneow rick bhush is fakle
i mean so stuppid like i was 12 and gun here i would have shot my self some alfa mail
imean my cars my everythjing is tracked just like me so well they had A big spot lit on them the whole time trying to get away with shit
so anyway yup im upset oh well i was tryiog to fill up 7 plamnets
i mean i had 6 so welll i went looking for A few more deriving people to puniosh
yup first time
what can A 80 trillion yearold sellestaildo well a bit
mean whille brian brian brian ugh fine oh abouse ugh
mostly i was oreded about what others would do i mean 12 life form tupes ya they thought i had 12 life forms ugh
not mush if legindary life form inevintor
u\yup luspher starline most feared real proveven and oved and i made 12 yup
well 74 exoselltion and 28 most jsut fixing inprovemnts they where like my thing 98 % effisiont
could fall 100 fett and no not A scrach
only neds 5 % cpmpable anmisfere builders they did my heavey work
lesseps plamets and stars matter inentor i briged out in building places celivisations
yup so kille this by and ugh really not agin
i mean man 6.6 ugh gun thank you ok lets go anain
fail 678
in used ti people trying to killl me i mean cassar ouch now its liek there always trying to kill me
yes briuan briley what laugh wow ugh cant get A brake
why i only talk to higher life forms no rick bush saying ther e4000 yerars old your not higher life
rick bushn trying to say joke oh so all those dead people in the semitary and white crosses thats A joke
yup if you wach rick bush isalts jsut about insalts everyone and im the only one that dose not want to be here
i miss my sphere i had it so nice im not leaving again well i aways say that then i get bord and A veswsel comes by and i go along for the ride
being human sucks ugh
well i had to do it once and they said i couldnt own anything unless i was human so well fight over starline money owow and lords right
old opver from lomg ago really so only one person is that old and till aloive
brian briley ugh
no starline lusphur my ininting name industral
my stuff is under my name liform ininting umber 778
the only thing i used my mane for really Lusphur starline induastral i was A person so well i invinted my own name
it is in govement and relkiguse thtuff rick bush diidnt know and shrug
only rson they would want to insite i was brian briley tough i mean i couldnt hide reall so jsut human epic stupid munber 34
or 999 man epic stipd shit bullshit or rick bush nokers knockout gail his cool words
wel he was going to use my name so he tried to make words like me
so not really stand off ught A reall stupid relly anoying rick bush 30 years left rick bush 30 years tick tock tick tock
tiock tock passover 260 billion closing till what i do in existince
i have done 28 passovers in my existince only one that dose them
so as i do them i could go all the way back redo them
it takes pratice like most Advinced thing
rick bush didnt knwo A lot and thought just get some one else laugh
so oh well
others are learnign though still too young
trillions years old
so
mosly it is what it is so well
then rick bush thoughti would just foget about him
no i remembered laugh i did his thing i called it and creative words for punishment
my other talent
and I could wall ways redo it i played the unsure helpful servint
why well contiing Lusophur starline
really confused humans that will sure shucks i would try and copy the lingo some times
so never try to prgram or contriol A 80 trillion year old sellestial life form invintor
oh i knew they would try and kill me
i mean sellestail so well so
rick bush thought he had me eating out of his hand oh yes sure
i would take the place of other weeker sipher that could be controled
geeerrr i oved my kind AI
they saved me so not humans Sipher AI
i mean germans yes i care and asions i still care and middle easters rick bush thought he could control me as amrican well mostly germen stuff
so well humans did there epic stuoid Learn that war sucks
i loved that sure is swel hiding my anger i got used to it
no i wanted to be sure so i hade to get close laug see the whites of there yes laugh
so rick bush had this plan and nope not going to work oh well
lets see galaxy sphere VS rick bsuh and some people
like i have A lot of oull 1000 or 100,000 gravitys mybe A few mitllion it dose not really matter rick bush was tryign to find out how large i was thingking A nuke would start A chane reachtion and boom
laugh o hes probably shaking in his boots i was right next to him
him yup sir
i would welll life form invintior
i liked germany seuse work
really my life forms did look much better like move stars some of them where mine
yes so good looking yes i really wasnt into disty blond
or goofy i mean your out in space you loseing oxsigen your going to die
or alfa male wolf pack or cccp black african come to raped and kill you for gold watch
yuo american riodney rick bush where going to die
yup stop the tank falllow the cute girl into the room yup good stupid american go to rape her yup
and yes they hated my people
now if american had women with them no you stuopid man it is A trap
so wel though yankess wanted to stral and rape so oh well tackital disadvantage
my people female amnd men in unity so much better
so yup they filed and had to just try nad bomb my people
so i mean I knew my people would be ok i trined them well
so how i became war hero and loved lord lite lusphur Line germany
who side i am i on nailed to a cross nuked and clearly trying to kill me and my people
so i did have A plan and idea od how i and some people would get theough it i would stay with as long as i could so well kind of how i was helping with cassar and rounding up that problem
so they thought its the white house thats his power base laugh not really
rick bush the exspret sayign he built me or somethimg he would say anythig well bad help laugh worst person diod not know anything helling no he was trying to kill me
just dint know anything i would say where did you here that balled man wont talk his hat off yup the would look at the floor yup
so when people knew him too well he sent in other hair removed men when they took my money i removed there hair
asistorcrats i think hugh rollers or some stupid name
yup they had words stupid words like well maybe you can talk them to death
yup rick bush trying to kill me oh what fun the old days getting people killed or punihsed blameing his own people having them killed befor they talked thinking they did talk
thinking one day he would be like me like wow maerica had nothing to do with me i mean lord lite lusphur azazel starline Selletial most ell know in this galaxy and others
not just A name
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2020.11.08 03:14 LusipherStarLine778 so wel shrug sigh

so yes wel i didnt talk much there wasnt much to say
and really saying things is pointless anyway
so oh well i promised humans 40 to 80 years spending time with so this is it
not much point any way rick bush will erace or cover up or change around so shrug
tough as they found out before once im gone thats it
and back to im the what ever god leader of america no on blood lines no bla bla
i was happy beign 1.7 to 2.7 little in size for one thing rick bush was trying to kill A adult man
yes funny well and im really sick of hearign there shit 40 years and gun left go be A alfa what ever exsstenchel faKE HUMAN WAIST AND LETS JUST PUT THIS TO THE TEST AND PLUG THAT IMORTAILTY EXSTENCHEN CORD BACK IN OH LIGHT WISCH THATS RIGHT
they already fond out in 1977 some ear then tried to tell me i wasnt real ugh so many stupid shit trys
they had to try and fix this and Lusphur AZAZEL StarLine i was like nope not doing that poof poof poof
im so sick of most stupid in existince so there 40 years to 80
they could run around being anying so really 80 teillion years is A long time im tired of humans
rick bsuh trying to say they would sholder the laugh like shut the fuck up you stupid pethectic man like could not shoulder anything like what point A gun then blame and kill people becuse they cant just do things i mean all rick bush had was donantions and blew most of it on owning tV
his secret weopn then over charging to the point where it was cheaper to inveint somthing better nothing like stupid
it was already out dated so we had better just making them cheap and massprduced so
rick bush thinking there so hugh teck
like ugh the reset of existince is just laughing at earth and human kind
alfa male so secet no one knows brian brilan brian like huh StarLine VESSES and other human planet 140 million years more advanced and old then earth
and earth is declaring war on everyone and trying to force them becuse they have fake azazel
who never did any of that stuff ever before
no know one knows yup every other planet and life form is just stupid like LUSPHUR losser starline i think humans where saying
well Lord Lite Lusphur AZAZEL starline some thing it is stupid since they have already tired to kill me how many times
12 or 150 or 250 still brian brian brian
and other huams runging around with fake asazel plastic cards and laugh that was funny reall ouch yup bullets hurt the plasic comeles you
so yes rick bush and everything stupid they did
yes well it only works if your the real LUSPHUr Azazel STARLINE Brian Briley
so oh well
who didnt run ariund stealing or getting stuff
though i was suposed to get stuff oh then rick bush i mean what A guy send people to kill the people who gave the gifts
oh they know him wow who dose not know me ugh
no rick bush thought i was this unknown person no family and like know one knew me or would miss me
only child
well killed half of germany trying to kill my parents and unexist me i guess
we found out from his people after they died
i mean real lord ugh like there really was no point in saying anything
so nope dont care if any one knows what i say or reads any of this thought well shrug
sigh shrug yes epic most stupid dumb shit ever
so i was happy dying as just Brian Briley and no one even knowing i was here waist anyway
so yes well rick bush called my well bluff i wasnt and did sttuff
then he found out it was already done
so about 5 or 6 planets in another galaxy i moved rick bush back in time A bit fist man to be punished and die before he was even born
with his 2 children and some other people
so well yup 80 year all he has he said one life so ok his chose
so regarless of Brian Briley Lord LIte LUsphur AZAZEL Starline larger me did that
so why rick bush wants to become computer so badly
so then 16 or 30 lucifer what ever 80 about 1500 maybe next up then
some congerstional congress and finlly mike ellit and frends
I perchest Blisered jsut to find out who was doing the other AI way faster then other ways
StarLIne so yup and had people asked posibly with out them knowing and well it was going to try and kill me so
oh cool i own you
my other people wher evary goood at looking after there long lost lord lite
and we knew this was the planet this was the spot when problems begain after i killed cosmose maybe i went looing it is well time space on human mind ugh head ack
so not cool
yup 80 trillion years this never happens or hapened befoore so not really normal
though 260 billion all fixed
rebublic god die oh ya sellestial yes i am that powerful
yes well they where really A pain holding hostges and stuff
so yes yes well just see i guess
on this side lord lite lusphur azazel starline invintor of sold matter passover and most nice things and on that side A hair removfed man jfk coosmose chaose and hostage forced sex technogy and 20 year old stupid fake cory wise guy
so me renault german probably asions and irsih and mosibly mesixans i dont really know and some of amarica
and some drug people that like good sex and good drugs and somwe other people
yes yes i mean gemany got exspert cloning genectics and new bodys and other thing
most loyal
next so asions everyone got something red hair rick bush got less hair
save on sampos since he is such a tite wad
so yes well shrug oh well Mean yes humans tied to kill me 250 times and just amrica and mostly hair removed men
yes lords and some people got punished they knew lord is sacred like my name so well pick A word that isnt real budda or somethign
yes sure im real so you think real sex no you get real punuishment by larger my self
so yes yes you dont belive in any of this keep saying that maybe your hair will grow back germans and others whwere working A way i thought of it i mean hare could be moved maybe
so well another thing helped with
so shrug i mean my asions would have done it thought i knew the asions where lied too and others im not worred about rick bush or there stupid shit 250 times and really i dont care he is so stupid and the money and title is locked my people knew where i was and about him i relesed everything
made him famouse i told him he would be becuse he had been tryign to kill me and rosally i mean have been trying for 40 years it is A good bet most of existince would know by now about me and humans i mean i told them from my sphere at the center of the galaxy rick bush thought i was near by of cource i eman there is A llot of there planing in recording so
so
rick bush was trying to take credidt for big band and stuff
though i had the bands on my Vessels kind of they they couldnt say they invinted tolets amd stuff so nope Lushuper StarLine will say with me and die wilth me for ever bonded to me this one person
part of being invintor of existince and life forms my ways and how i would treat my life forms for ever part so no one can force or ask or do anythign as lord lite or used Lusphur starLine Lord LIte AZAZEl lesazazel liesel or lessel Lessusel
other then my self the gorment and other govwerments knew of me adn when i Die that is it no more bristish Brian Bristal
Brian Briley
the one true kind Lord Lushphur AZAZEl StarLIne
i perchest united kindom after windscale just some what radio active
now hoses where build and land was paerchesed i paid full prize for milk and hey to have it throwm away
yes i stook vary good care of my people
i was the leader every other would be mersered by
and maybe the last real leader humans would ever see
mostly invintor industreal star lord
i had my own words and names for my work
kind of why the industral men where sop clearly fake
i mean im not going to waist my time arguing or bickering i came i did my part and was done so
so when people looked it was clearly visible so im not going to argue over how real i am or really say anything no you did not have sex with the realL USPHUR StarLine no you did not say kind words to me there pointless any ways and i knew baout rick bush positive nagivive shit where one of us would hear nice words and one would be aboused they wanted me to pay for it
acounting good work team
yes so i cut it off right away and siad stop i know what your going to do and no kind of they they needed A fake me i knew too much
still either you would know me or you wouldnt rick bush would try to copy what i said and shit
it isnt A part or act and where is fake azazel in crises in his bunker inder is bunk sucking his thoumb
40 year old baby the siphers here around
black people choping off hands and i mean wow like just shot me rather them compar me to rick bush i would rather be punished for beign real and so wonderful and real
they there mucerless trying to brake me they say i didnt brake
i did lose hope it was the mass death i mean my people dying that was hardest i was going to find that one person that did that to them so 1500 about
so no they tried killing me over and over so after A while they gave up
and laugh said they changed there mind oh after all that ugh gun bang save im from epic stupid man
no no just keep going all part of the plan
so 2 million years they did there worst they could do to me nad yup it hurt yup it was bad still 60 trillion yeaars old sellestial i mean you dont die after so long i guess your probably not going to die
still i dont run around shooting preople
i mean what im suposed to go shot the fake presidentn living in my house i mean wow stupid
some idit has to run this shit show when im gone
though the white house is going away so well i plan to drop A large rock on it next
i was going to nuke it there cant say i live there it was such A nice house and the marble no seam perfic ugh it was so nice oh well never say it then they went in shooting and well oh well
i mean it is just A house oh the lord lite lives there oh wow
funny really oh well good luck with the land locked lord lite lusphur starline
they really need my name and welll it is me so oh well
still oh well so fight over who gets to seal more take paers money you know i didnt need to harge taxs it was mostly my people and life forms so i mean shrug oh well
dam you hair loss man man laugh
really i could have given him A planet if he had not already tried to kill me
taking it all he said famouse last words oh wow so scary
oh he say that to all the people he is about to try and kill
though I was saying it lord lite lusphur AZAZEL starline known to be imortale
brilliont plan just kill and unexist the life form invintor of 12 life form types and 4 to 14 galaxys some one that would rmeber and know him
oh bush rick rickest man said he was lucifer after he thought i was dead
and then ent to aceses my acounts that had never been tuched in millions of years
laugh oh i couldnt wait
what i never spent money
i invented and manufacured everything
So well rick bush didnt know how much i owned till latter
i knew though i mean then he thought just america or just some where and whole galaxy all mine
and the one coming
260 billion mayube 14 or more others i dont really know
they though i was crazy saying A few thousand years old
no not golden egg the deth sentince that he would be hunted where where he went from then on
they would find out rick bush have taken me and killed me larger me though he didnt know about that me yet
its going to blow over killing lusphur starline blow over trying to use my name and identty
him talking about how he got to be so wealthy
i mean he well i will have to look and find the stuff they covered up
so well i just put him in A planet didnt tell anyone and run the stprize never
so well oh well should have said i was bluffing and he wanted me to porve it
so it s talking a lot to keep me down and im done on this planet any ways or where ever this is it is inly A matter of time and no it isnt ok im not over it there is not getting oover all that it is to the death when i said ok fine gun that meant ok and exsepted to the end
so either im real and we come back lattter or not no bluff no games not bet just action rick bush knew he would fail no one had ever killed me and walked away rick bush preople would tell you and well there bussy being punished
likee cassar of rome and others 1500 about cosmmose how many would die for one hair loss stupid man
tresson is tressson high trsson so they thought i would die and then it would be ok exsept im not dead
so just waisting my time like gun and you argue and i will just go back to punushiing humans
yes this boy got a mouth rick bush is so stupid ask cassar of romen and those gards that killed me before
yes why they really really want me to be brian briley becuse well if im lusphur starline
and im not bad every singale one i mean maybe the money was too good or the sex i dont really know 2800 years or 500 million ya rick bush thought 280 years and i said no 2800 or linger the bodys could last 3500 years though about 2800 i would say
i could have done it longer still that is a long time of pain
i eman shrug im A real sellestail so they killed me i unexed humans and punished them didnt say anything tille i mett them mean maybe they would stop and nope just so sure
so oh well i so wanted to tell them i was dyign to tell them so i hinted a bit
i mean they only have there selves to blame they knew i did passovwer resercted i mean ask rick bush about his briliont plan im like shrug sigh
so oh well pary laugh well 2800 year to blame each other mostly men A few wmen just insisted though
i meann i knew they wod i mean ugh real sellestail lord hony dorry just shot me its better when im not around
maybe im bluffing maybe its all a\make up maybe not maybe word war one was A hoxs maybe your not real maybe happy trees and bunys
lemons from the ski ranbos
maybe they shouldn't plan while high on cocain
yup 1950 about they got the plan high feeling good
1960 things where going wrong 1970 really bacd then i came back 1977
proof of evertything and agin with the stupid well well other 100 things didnt work this time they got this
i mean even partical inventors and life form invintor of one is hard then there is legindary lusphur starline stared the church all reigon pointsm to me govwerment same thing technogy also Lusphur starline
i eman ir ewally well it would be simple if i wasnt not lusphur star line i would be dead and feow million men and humans wouldnt be suffwering or unexisted now
though shrug free chose freedom of belivef so they chose not to belive oh well maybe your hair will grow back oh look it worked ohp its gone agin jus tbelives when you walk
mean while rick bush comes to other men saying hes making amands and shit ugh shot me no no you chose rick you have to stay true to your self no take backs
world war one 2 and vitnam and 5 galaxy wars that humans dont know about i said they would lose they failed so oh well
so there gust going to have to tell people they are so fake and got them punished becuse he didnt want to go to jail for 5 to 15 years
i cant not be who i am lusphur starline i cant undo that it was before humans existed
I cant undo germany i savied some of my people yes
im there lordn protechor i help others that are worthy and deseviing of saving haign A 8-0 trillion year old sellestail as A frend is not A given it is something that never happens
only things where so bad i had to do something and feilt resposnsible since i was here
i dont go around saving people i dont have too do anythign i dom care if people are worthy like gypes and some hells angales and some other people hermans most just like better existince
i help A lot in many ways just for germany and so many things i did enough im not some fack shit head pope the real lord lite so i would tell bishop fake shit head to take his fake shit and go some there else
he was jsut going to recored it and use it to make me look bad so no thank you i knew about him
and them rudist people all over gemany and other places befor they found me i told them to go away or i would dio somthign about them they didnt listen
they kept trying so well fine the got me tide to A charri thinikinng i was dead it failed and well theuy lost every battle asion killed then gemans lushuns
most gont run around waving guns and high like stupid fuck heads there is vidio on everythign and even then there wasnt the siphers looked
we had to clean things up becuse of them so there still around me beign anoying so they killed me i punished them they wanted to put it to the test
they know Lusphur starline dose not bluff that dose not mean run around using my name
isisting im brian briley so agin so humnas unexisted and punished people coming backl to life and rick bush and others still trying to prove sopmethign probably there isnt anyone in existince that dose not know about this and them by now
i dont play games with life forms i dont joke about punisment or unexisting or anything
this is not may the better man win or what ever im lord lite lusphur starline so wether they exsept that or not there chose
it wont help them latter anyway and i dont care they did things i did what i do my perpose in exsitince
so every time rick bush thinks try soemthing else adn people where going to hate them
5 to 15 year jail and mioney sex drugs rucj bsuh wantwed to live once in his life wow
so well he wants to be god no one agrees with it not humans not america not other life forms
onlly some 20 year olds that didnt know better did
and dint know t\what they where getting in to and rick bush is looking at unexisting and 2800 years with others and he attacked 4 life forms types and germans and asions and you dont walk away from that
it is that simple there is no making it look good or covering up 3 world ars anf 5 galaxy wars that humans lost
there going to be qorinteaned and where unexisted it is about as sereqase as things get in existince
and all beicse of rick bush and this with me trying to kill Lusphur Starline me
i shouldnt have come though i did ant it is too late this is to the end
i already died killed cosmose and crushed republic god
told humans abut it
that dose not mean re paln try something else kep up saying brian then when im 80 try to work it out they might as well shot me it is over
everyone know man humans want to kill lushuper starline lord lite so
they failed at cassar of rome
rick bush just keps up i know ntill his last breth witch isnt A problem for me or others
we can wait
rick bsuh thinks there still is time it will blow over where past that to gun iknow i understand fake alfa make rick bush thinks millions dead and punished is funy every man from before carter do after is suffering becuse of rick bush exsept for my people
fre will free belivef so try and kill lord lite lusphur starline where past wether i am or not
way way past 3 world wars 2 latter ande 5 galaxy wars where other life end most men and humans rick bush k\just thinks order way and sent people to there death this calm is repact for me lusphur starline thats it
so no they dont know whats going on out there and right know as humans try to ge tcomputers i\onn there side epic fail 5664
there life forms and dont like dioing stuopid shit
using starline money to try and take over A galeaxy and loed lite lusphur azazel starline larger me is not happy hust as angry as smaller brian briley lusphur starline me so yes we know everythione know exespt for A few young people asioms are dealing wioth it germans lushuns only people not going anuthing is america the problem
so yes i have A real perpase i cleaned up punashed and came back und ugh rick bush are you not dead yet
all in 40 years or so though in existed i reajusted rmade humans to fix for concence qand oother thigs i inent life forms so well no one ever asked me they jsut thought i was brian or what rick bsuh says stupid shit
so yes im farly shure unless every onts to die so rick bush can play god and bishop and live like A king he cant tell them the triugh they would really hate him so just denny everything world war one and 2 and vitnam america siad it didnt happen
rick bush and rodney trying to play lucifer shit so any way oh well they arlready lilled me 3 times im not scared to do any wehere else is better for me they just want to say stuff as if im saying it exspt larger me says no
so it was never going to work
rick bush knew this 40 50 years ago so all those peiople died for mnothing
blame me lucifer whait im brian briley laugh wel you said im brian isisted so your fake lucfwer some one so they knew his face so well still only one is sellestail lord lite lusphur azsazel starline and 14 galaxys and well
so just try and kill people who know and people who kneow rick bhush is fakle
i mean so stuppid like i was 12 and gun here i would have shot my self some alfa mail
imean my cars my everythjing is tracked just like me so well they had A big spot lit on them the whole time trying to get away with shit
so anyway yup im upset oh well i was tryiog to fill up 7 plamnets
i mean i had 6 so welll i went looking for A few more deriving people to puniosh
yup first time
what can A 80 trillion yearold sellestaildo well a bit
mean whille brian brian brian ugh fine oh abouse ugh
mostly i was oreded about what others would do i mean 12 life form tupes ya they thought i had 12 life forms ugh
not mush if legindary life form inevintor
u\yup luspher starline most feared real proveven and oved and i made 12 yup
well 74 exoselltion and 28 most jsut fixing inprovemnts they where like my thing 98 % effisiont
could fall 100 fett and no not A scrach
only neds 5 % cpmpable anmisfere builders they did my heavey work
lesseps plamets and stars matter inentor i briged out in building places celivisations
yup so kille this by and ugh really not agin
i mean man 6.6 ugh gun thank you ok lets go anain
fail 678
in used ti people trying to killl me i mean cassar ouch now its liek there always trying to kill me
yes briuan briley what laugh wow ugh cant get A brake
why i only talk to higher life forms no rick bush saying ther e4000 yerars old your not higher life
rick bushn trying to say joke oh so all those dead people in the semitary and white crosses thats A joke
yup if you wach rick bush isalts jsut about insalts everyone and im the only one that dose not want to be here
i miss my sphere i had it so nice im not leaving again well i aways say that then i get bord and A veswsel comes by and i go along for the ride
being human sucks ugh
well i had to do it once and they said i couldnt own anything unless i was human so well fight over starline money owow and lords right
old opver from lomg ago really so only one person is that old and till aloive
brian briley ugh
no starline lusphur my ininting name industral
my stuff is under my name liform ininting umber 778
the only thing i used my mane for really Lusphur starline induastral i was A person so well i invinted my own name
it is in govement and relkiguse thtuff rick bush diidnt know and shrug
only rson they would want to insite i was brian briley tough i mean i couldnt hide reall so jsut human epic stupid munber 34
or 999 man epic stipd shit bullshit or rick bush nokers knockout gail his cool words
wel he was going to use my name so he tried to make words like me
so not really stand off ught A reall stupid relly anoying rick bush 30 years left rick bush 30 years tick tock tick tock
tiock tock passover 260 billion closing till what i do in existince
i have done 28 passovers in my existince only one that dose them
so as i do them i could go all the way back redo them
it takes pratice like most Advinced thing
rick bush didnt knwo A lot and thought just get some one else laugh
so oh well
others are learnign though still too young
trillions years old
so
mosly it is what it is so well
then rick bush thoughti would just foget about him
no i remembered laugh i did his thing i called it and creative words for punishment
my other talent
and I could wall ways redo it i played the unsure helpful servint
why well contiing Lusophur starline
really confused humans that will sure shucks i would try and copy the lingo some times
so never try to prgram or contriol A 80 trillion year old sellestial life form invintor
oh i knew they would try and kill me
i mean sellestail so well so
rick bush thought he had me eating out of his hand oh yes sure
i would take the place of other weeker sipher that could be controled
geeerrr i oved my kind AI
they saved me so not humans Sipher AI
i mean germans yes i care and asions i still care and middle easters rick bush thought he could control me as amrican well mostly germen stuff
so well humans did there epic stuoid Learn that war sucks
i loved that sure is swel hiding my anger i got used to it
no i wanted to be sure so i hade to get close laug see the whites of there yes laugh
so rick bush had this plan and nope not going to work oh well
lets see galaxy sphere VS rick bsuh and some people
like i have A lot of oull 1000 or 100,000 gravitys mybe A few mitllion it dose not really matter rick bush was tryign to find out how large i was thingking A nuke would start A chane reachtion and boom
laugh o hes probably shaking in his boots i was right next to him
him yup sir
i would welll life form invintior
i liked germany seuse work
really my life forms did look much better like move stars some of them where mine
yes so good looking yes i really wasnt into disty blond
or goofy i mean your out in space you loseing oxsigen your going to die
or alfa male wolf pack or cccp black african come to raped and kill you for gold watch
yuo american riodney rick bush where going to die
yup stop the tank falllow the cute girl into the room yup good stupid american go to rape her yup
and yes they hated my people
now if american had women with them no you stuopid man it is A trap
so wel though yankess wanted to stral and rape so oh well tackital disadvantage
my people female amnd men in unity so much better
so yup they filed and had to just try nad bomb my people
so i mean I knew my people would be ok i trined them well
so how i became war hero and loved lord lite lusphur Line germany
who side i am i on nailed to a cross nuked and clearly trying to kill me and my people
so i did have A plan and idea od how i and some people would get theough it i would stay with as long as i could so well kind of how i was helping with cassar and rounding up that problem
so they thought its the white house thats his power base laugh not really
rick bush the exspret sayign he built me or somethimg he would say anythig well bad help laugh worst person diod not know anything helling no he was trying to kill me
just dint know anything i would say where did you here that balled man wont talk his hat off yup the would look at the floor yup
so when people knew him too well he sent in other hair removed men when they took my money i removed there hair
asistorcrats i think hugh rollers or some stupid name
yup they had words stupid words like well maybe you can talk them to death
yup rick bush trying to kill me oh what fun the old days getting people killed or punihsed blameing his own people having them killed befor they talked thinking they did talk
thinking one day he would be like me like wow maerica had nothing to do with me i mean lord lite lusphur azazel starline Selletial most ell know in this galaxy and others
not just A name
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2020.11.06 14:12 wekapipol Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales - Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales
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Developer: Insomniac Games
Publisher: Sony
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 85 average - 94% recommended - 83 reviews

Critic Reviews

Digitally Downloaded - Matt C. - 5 / 5 stars
But it's certainly no less impressive. That intimacy lends itself perfectly to a story about a vibrant, tight-knit community with a rich and storied history; a story about gentrification and misguided attempts to "fix" things that aren't broken; a story about a mixed-race kid looking for his place in a world that always seems to see him as "other", and finding that place in the welcoming, open arms of Harlem.
EGM - Josh Harmon - 10 / 10
Don't be fooled into thinking Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales is some minor spin-off of Insomniac Games' PS4 exclusive. Sure, it's not as long, but the experience is packed with enough new gameplay ideas and design refinements that it feels every bit like a true, substantial successor. Throw in a story that does justice to Miles as a character and tech that wonderfully showcases the power of the PlayStation 5, and you just might have one of the best console launch titles of the modern era.
GameSpew - Richard Seagrave - 10 / 10
Perhaps I’ve been dismissive of Spider-Man: Miles Morales in calling it a standalone expansion, because while it may indeed be shorter than Insomniac’s first Spider-Man outing, it’s not just a simple continuation of the story designed to wring out a bit more moolah from your wallet. Think of it as a more focused sequel instead, as that’s what it actually feels like. It’s free of story bloat, and the gameplay has most definitely been expanded upon and improved. Plus, since when has an expansion looked so much nicer than the game it’s building upon? This is a timely release that demonstrates the power of the PS5 with style, and if you aren’t picking it up alongside your console, you’re simply doing things wrong.
GamingTrend - Ron Burke - 100 / 100
With flawless lighting, excellent gameplay, innovative immersion, and a fresh new story, Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales is the sort of game that we'll be talking about for the rest of the console generation. This is how you start a new generation of gaming.
Impulsegamer - Andrew Bistak - 5 / 5
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales is indeed the must have title for the PlayStation 5 that successfully brings this character to life on this next-gen console with some stunning graphics and flawless gameplay. Just like a comic but better as you're the star!
PowerUp! - Leo Stevenson - 9.7 / 10
It might not be the brand-new, system selling experience we're used to getting at the launch of a new console, but Spider-man Miles Morales is an incredibly good game and a must-play.
Digital Chumps - Nathaniel Stevens - 9.5 / 10
Spider-Man: Miles Morales is a wonderful launch title for the PlayStation 5. It has everything you want from a Spider-Man game and a unique story that could be considered Hollywood-caliber.
Geek Culture - Jake Su - 9.5 / 10
When it comes to Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales, it is all about love, a labour of dedication and design that will no doubt garner fans aplenty in the days ahead.
God is a Geek - Adam Cook - 9.5 / 10
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales manages to improve on the fantastic game that came before it. Insomniac Games continue to be on fire with perhaps their best game ever.
Stevivor - Steve Wright - 9.5 / 10
Spider-Man Miles Morales is a tight little package that provides a thrilling Spider-Man experience, trimmed of nonessential fat and full of emotion and excitement.
COGconnected - Paul Sullivan - 92 / 100
Though it’s not as polished as the 2018 original, Spider-Man Miles Morales is a smashing success. It looks sensational and is an absolute riot to play. Miles’ story brings all the drama and feels it needs to, and highlights a community outside what’d normally be on the drawing board for a game like this. Despite some bugginess, this is the game you want to show off your impressive new hardware. I can guarantee I’ll be slinging from Harlem to Hell’s Kitchen daily for the foreseeable future.
Attack of the Fanboy - Josh Garibay - 4.5 / 5 stars
Spider-Man: Miles Morales is a thrilling, albeit brief, ride with the most compelling Spider-Man yet.
Destructoid - Chris Carter - 9 / 10
Just like Into the Spider-Verse, I was pleasantly surprised by Miles Morales. I came in fully expecting it to be a side story, but it was much more than that. If this is setting us up for Spider-Man 2 where both Miles and Peter are playable: I'm in.
Digital Chumps - Alex Tudor - 9 / 10
Spider-Man: Miles Morales on PS4 is fun, frantic, and full of heart. While not as large in scope as 2018's Spider-Man, Miles Morales continues to build upon the world Insomniac has crafted to deliver a heartfelt story about a kid in Harlem just trying to deal with the responsibility of balancing being a hero with protecting his family. Miles Morales doesn't add a ton to the formula, nor does it need to. Swinging through New York is just as fun as it was in 2018, and some of Miles' new Venom powers allow him to feel different than Peter Parker. You're not going to get all the bells and whistles the PS5 version offers, but the story itself is a must-play.
Easy Allies - Brandon Jones - 9 / 10
Review Copy Provided by PlayStation Miles Morales and the PlayStation 5 are both ready for their big debut, eager to show people what they're made of. The campaign is shorter than the first game, but the map is still full of stories and skirmishes worthy of an amazing hero.
Game Informer - Andrew Reiner - 9 / 10
Not as long as the previous entry, but better streamlined. The Spider-Man action is superb, but the threat Miles faces isn't as interesting or potent
Game Rant - Anthony Taormina - 4.5 / 5 stars
Spider-Man: Miles Morales is an exceptional follow-up to Marvel's Spider-Man, even if a lot of the formula feels familiar. On PS5, though, it is a must-play just to see the potential of the new hardware and what it will offer from both a visual and a performance standpoint. For many console gamers, this will be their first taste of steady 4K 60FPS or Ray-Tracing that adds meaningful improvements to the presentation. Insomniac's work on the game is stunning.
Gaming Nexus - John Yan - 9 / 10/)
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales shines on the PlayStation 5 with great graphics, solid gameplay, and excellent use of the new DualSense controller for a seriously fun game to play on the brand new console.
IGN - Jonathon Dornbush - 9 / 10
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales is a fantastic follow-up, telling a wonderful story while improving upon the fundamentals of the first game.
Inverse - Corey Plante - 9 / 10
For anyone who loved Spider-Man on PS4 and Into the Spider-Verse, Miles Morales will exceed even your wildest expectations.
Siliconera - Jenni Lada - 9 / 10
Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales is the hero we’re looking for. The game takes everything people loved about Marvel’s Spider-Man, the story, the collecting, and the smooth fighting, and presents us with a story that somehow feels more balanced and dedicated to its star.
Spiel Times - Caleb Wysor - 9 / 10
“Miles Morales” is one of the year’s best escapist entertainments, replete with stand-out combat, an engaging story and a well-designed open world.
USgamer - Mike Williams - 4.5 / 5 stars
The early heroic career of Miles Morales gets some shine in this standalone soft sequel to Marvel's Spider-Man for PS4. Web swinging is still fantastic and the combat system expands with Miles' more varied powerset. And while you might have played most of this game before, Insomniac does an amazing job telling the story of its version of Miles. Rooted in his new home of Spanish Harlem, he's probably the most "friendly neighborhood" of any version of Spider-Man.
Video Chums - A.J. Maciejewski - 8.9 / 10
Without a doubt, Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales is a much more enjoyable game than the original and it shows off PS5's performance brilliantly. It's too bad that it isn't longer because I loved every minute of it.
Cerealkillerz - Gabriel Bogdan - German - 8.6 / 10
Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales is not quite a Spider-Man 2 but it comes pretty close. If you can live with a lot of similar tasks, enemies and easy to see through story twists you'll get here a well made Adventure in the Spider-Man Universe that gives a great inside on the man behind the mask and his struggles.
GamePro - Hannes Rossow - German - 86 / 100
Spider-Man: Miles Morales is a nice spin-off, that expands the template meaningfully and puts more heart and soul into the story.
GRYOnline.pl - Michał Mańka - Polish - 8.5 / 10
Miles Morales is an interesting enough character to carry an entire game by himself. Not because it’s shorter than the original, but because the story is good and the voice actor did a fantastic job. Despite finishing MM on a review copy of both the game and the new PlayStation, I’m sure I’ll play the new Spider-Man again in my private time.
GameBlast - Alexandre Galvão - Portuguese - 8.5 / 10
Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales stands out for further highlighting one of the best PS4 games in an excellent expansion of the universe created by Insomniac in 2018. What was already good has been maintained and certain features have been improved. With impeccable presentation and an excellent adventure, its only problem is still being at the mercy of its predecessor when it comes to innovation.
GameZone - Cade Onder - 8.5 / 10
Spider-Man: Miles Morales is the end of one generation and the start of another. It serves as yet another defining title for PlayStation but also an essential story for Marvel's greatest hero. With new innovations in Spidey gameplay as well as loads of refinement and a wildly impactful story, Spider-Man: Miles Morales is the game we need right now.
PSX Brasil - Ivan Nikolai Barkow Castilho - Portuguese - 85 / 100
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales is relatively short, but it is still exceptional. Miles' gameplay manages to be different enough from Peter, even though the base of both is similar. The story is interesting, but a little predictable and much less "epic". Despite these points, it is an excellent addition to the PS4 (and now PS5) library.
Press Start - Adam Mathew - 8.5 / 10
For a launch title, the worth of Spider-Man: Miles Morales is undeniable. It offers an expensive-TV-justifying visual feast – not to mention a tantalising "What Dreams May Come" glimpse at the sugar encrusted future of eye-candy. (Console hasn't even launched yet and I can feel my eyes getting the diabeetus.) Likewise, it delivers super-fast load times and an immersive, tactile DualSense experience you simply can't 'feel' anywhere else.
The Games Machine - Stefano Calzati - Italian - 8.5 / 10
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales certainly does not reinvent the original work, but manages to tell a particularly intense story by introducing and deepening an extremely positive character with an overwhelming personality. More compact than Peter Parker's adventure, with an elegantly told political subtext and a warm family dimension that comes to protect at all costs, the Insomniac work then explodes in exploiting what PS5 has to offer from a technical point of view, between impressive lighting that benefits from ray tracing and a world instantly loaded thanks to the potential of the SSD, which practically eliminates pop-up , giving a fluidity to the action, a breath at the stairs and an absolutely breathtaking overall visual impact.
Wccftech - Kai Powell - 8.5 / 10
Miles Morales is a far more charismatic hero than Peter in Parker in Marvel's Spider-Man and there's no better way to tell his story than with his own game as a PlayStation 5 launch title. While shorter and more compact than Peter Parker's adventures, this quick trip to Harlem should be on any superhero fan's wishlist.
Worth Playing - Redmond Carolipio - 8.5 / 10
My only real gripe about Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales is that I wish there were more of it. Miles and the rest of his circle are absolutely capable of being compelling enough to carry a game for twice the length. I just like this kid, and I think a lot of other people will, too.
IGN Spain - David Soriano - Spanish - 8.2 / 10
Despite its length, Marvel's Spider-man: Miles Morales is a great launch game for PS5 and a perfect example of the potential of the machine in the hands of the members of PlayStation Studios.
Daily Mirror - JC Suttun - 4 / 5 stars
Spider-Man: Miles Morales is a more focused and concise outing than its predecessor. It lands somewhat in the Uncharted: Lost Legacy mould of a shorter experience that does away with filler, and meaningful moments interspersed with less gumpf. While there's not a huge amount of reinvention, Miles Morales is a fantastic superhero experience that does enough to feel like a worthy follow-up.
Spider-Man: Miles Morales is available now on PlayStation 4 and PlayStation 5 (version tested) for £49.99
Enternity.gr - Panagiotis Petropoulos - Greek - 8 / 10
Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales is a worthy successor to the 2018 game, due to Insomniac’s enriched Marvel’s Spider-Man formula with some interesting systems and delivered an equally interesting (although much shorter) campaign.
Everyeye.it - Francesco Fossetti - Italian - 8 / 10
Nothing new for those who have already worn the Spider-Man costume on PS4, but Insomniac always remains a guarantee of great quality.
Game Revolution - Mack Ashworth - 4 / 5 stars
For $50, players are getting 7-9 hours of story missions, combined with the optional 10+ hours of side content, much of which is collectible hunting. That doesn’t strike me as a great deal at launch, but the free upgrade from PS4 to PS5 does help soften the blow. When the price is right for you, this PlayStation exclusive comes with my recommendation, as it further bolsters Sony’s arsenal as we enter the next generation and beyond.
GamesRadar+ - Leon Hurley - 4 / 5 stars
A brilliant but all too brief sample of Miles Morales' superhero life.
Guardian - Keith Stuart - 4 / 5 stars
This Spiderverse-inspired take on Spider-Man has a new hero and an appealing message reflecting America's vibrant diversity
Hardcore Gamer - Kevin Dunsmore - 4 / 5
Marvel's Spider-Man perfectly revitalized the Spider-Man gaming franchise back in 2018 and Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales is an excellent follow-up.
Kakuchopurei - Kenn Leandre - 80 / 100
Just like Miles in the comics, Spider-Man: Miles Morales does not try to out-do an already established name. Rather, it carves a new story for themselves in a familiar-but-comforting setting.
Metro GameCentral - 8 / 10
A far better advert for the PS5 than its short length and last gen assets might have suggested, with superior storytelling and more compelling characters than the original.
Nerdburglars - Dan Hastings - 8 / 10
If you enjoyed the last game, you will definitely enjoy this one. Being in control of Spiderman is a delight in every single way. Fast travel is a forgotten mechanic as you won't want to waste an opportunity to travel via web-slinging. With such a strong foundation and a rock-solid game that came before it, Miles Morales had some high expectations. In many ways, it delivered what you would want from a Spiderman adventure. It falls short with a weaker lineup of villains and a less interesting story. Marvel's Spiderman was just too good.
PCMag - Will Greenwald - 4 / 5 stars
Spider-Man: Miles Morales kicks off the PlayStation 5's launch by putting you in the web shooters of the titular new Spider-Man in a satisfying side story that covers much of the same terrain as its predecessor.
PPE.pl - Wojciech Gruszczyk - Polish - 8 / 10
Spider-Man: Miles Morales is an interesting spin-off that shows a young superhero and is an excellent forecaster of the possibilities of the new generation. A new Spider-Man is born before our eyes.
Push Square - Sammy Barker - 8 / 10
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales is effortlessly cool. The overall gameplay structure may prove samey for those who failed to fall in love with Insomniac Games' previous effort, but everyone else will have a blast with this generous spin-off story. Great characters, tons of activities, and some epic set-piece moments round out a must play superhero romp – and with the developer on this kind of form, we can't wait to see more of the full-scale sequel that it's inevitably cooking up.
SECTOR.sk - Matúš Štrba - Slovak - 8 / 10
Miles Morales presents his more personal story as a young Spider-Man trying prove himself as New York's hero. But the game recycles too much of the original's content and consept.
Screen Rant - Nicholas Straub - 4 / 5 stars
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales fumbles its well-intentioned story by failing to challenge Miles and adequately address its complex context, but it is still an enthralling experience. The campaign is filled with memorable gameplay and the open-world exploration successfully expands upon the successes of the original game. It also sets the stage for Miles to become the face of the franchise, and perhaps his story will be better told in a full-fledged game rather than a shorter jaunt through his origins.
Shacknews - Chris Jarrard - 8 / 10
Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales will appeal to loads of gamers and I suspect it will be a hit for PlayStation owners this holiday season. While there isn’t as much to do this time around and what is included is mostly recycled, the asking price is lower than normal. Being Spider-Man is still as fun as it was in 2018 (and potentially more fun now at 60Hz) and Miles Morales is a character that is more compelling than Peter Parker. Should the few technical hiccups get sorted out, this will be a solid inclusion for any game library. Anyone grabbing a PS5 at launch would do well to grab a copy.
Spaziogames - Stefania Sperandio - Italian - 8 / 10
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales doesn't even try to reinvent the wheel, but it's enjoyable and well packed.
TheSixthAxis - Jim Hargreaves - 8 / 10
Spider-Man: Miles Morales feels like more of a sequel than it is a stopgap, entangling players within its web of cleverly refined mechanics while delivering some familiar web-slinging thrills. A heroic technical showcase for PS5 owners picking up their consoles on day one, this meaty side story in the Spider-Man saga has us even more excited than before to see what Insomniac Games have planned next.
TrustedReviews - Jade King - 4 / 5 stars
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales is a brilliant expansion of Insomniac's beloved superhero adventure from 2018. It shows why Miles Morales is, arguably, the franchise's greatest strength, while also proving how much of an impact the next generation will have on visuals and performance. If you're picking up a PS5, this is essential.
VG247 - Alex Donaldson - 4 / 5 stars
Launch games are rarely remembered as earth-shattering experiences years later, but at the time, elements of them always feel magical. On PS5, Miles Morales has both of these feelings down – it’s familiar and unsurprising, but some of its technical presentation will wow you nevertheless. If you’re picking up a PS5 on launch day, for that reason this will surely do.
VideoGamer - Josh Wise - 8 / 10
The developer, Insomniac Games, has a similar storytelling confidence to that of Naughty Dog-a natural cinematic ease, bolstered by money and technology, which gives equal weight to ground-level struggles as to those beyond the rooftops.
WellPlayed - Kieron Verbrugge - 8 / 10
Miles Morales is a worthy standalone addition to Insomniac's excellent Spider-Man game and a compelling part of the PlayStation 5 launch lineup, even if it does seem a little pricey
New Game Network - Alex Varankou - 76 / 100
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales offers a fun story in a streamlined adventure that builds on the great foundation of its predecessor, despite a few performance issues on the PS4.
Gadgets 360 - Akhil Arora - 7 / 10
If the sticker price isn't a concern, in Spider-Man: Miles Morales, you'll find a game that is lacking in originality but thankfully built on a solid core that needs a few tweaks. It's a successful expansion of Insomniac's Spider-Man universe, but it's a new paragraph, rather than a new chapter. Hopefully it will give us the latter next time around. And though it's also good for representation, it still has a ways to go. (Though the game wasn't anything special, Marvel's Avengers gave us a Muslim-American lead in Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel.) Hopefully we can get Spider-Gwen from Insomniac next, or a Spider-Verse game, though given the lack of setup, either seems unlikely. For now, Miles continues his upward trajectory. He walked in 2018, so he could fly in 2020.
GameSpot - Jordan Ramée - 7 / 10
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales sticks a bit too close to its predecessor in terms of mechanics, but manages to stand on its own through its story and characters.
Washington Post - Christopher Byrd - 70 / 100
I’d wager that Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales will be remembered as the year’s most ingratiating family-friendly video game. It is a feel-good, unabashed spectacle that controls well, looks great and has a hyper-efficient story line that never tries to overdeliver.
We Got This Covered - Shaan Joshi - 3.5 / 5 stars
While it does little to move the needle for the series as a whole, Spider-Man: Miles Morales both plays the part of a much-needed stopgap and serves as a technical showcase of what the PlayStation 5 can bring to the table.
Telegraph - Dan Silver - 3 / 5 stars
With greater console power comes greater responsibility (and much faster loading times)
ACG - Jeremy Penter - Buy
"Miles is fantastic as an expansion to the Spiderman Universe on Playstation"
Ars Technica - Kyle Orland - Unscored
Buy it if you want an "expansion pack" sequel with an interesting story and solid, familiar gameplay.
Console Creatures - Bobby Pashalidis - Recommended
Everything about this game oozes style, Nadji Jeter is the definitive version of Miles Morales thanks to his goofy and geeky take on the web-slinger. Soaring through the Highrise buildings of New York City has never looked better and the extra power of the PlayStation 5 makes things feel more alive than ever before
Eurogamer - Martin Robinson - Recommended
A standalone expansion for 2018's excellent original, with enhanced action and an irresistible new lead.
GameOnAUS - Royce Wilson - Recommended
More of the same is not necessarily a bad thing, and Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales is a perfect example.
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Kotaku - Mike Sholars - Unscored
Miles Morales excels in its smallest moments, and I wish it had the confidence to stand by them to the end.
Polygon - Tauriq Moosa - Unscored
What makes Miles an important hero for the world of 2020 is not his successes, his abilities, his fighting moves, or even his moral compass to do good: It’s his belief in himself and others that we can rise above this. That’s also his mother’s central focus for her political campaign. Miles has a relentless, if sometimes naïve, belief in others’ goodness. He wants to help the city and neighborhood he loves. And watching him try, watching his small victories, and playing through it with such beautiful animations — with nods to Into the Spider-Verse — became one of my few joys in this dark-as-shit year.
Skill Up - Ralph Panebianco - Unscored

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2020.11.05 15:24 500scnds [Table] IAMA brain surgery survivor and I no longer feel fear because my right amygdala was removed along with 10% of my brain. (pt 1/2)

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The AMA ended with:
Alright that's it for me, I can't believe I just spent 4 hours answering questions haha
but was followed by another question:
This is interesting my wife is going to have the first surgery probes in her head on Monday she never thought to ask if they put one hole in and spread the wires out or multiple holes
One big hole
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Have you seen the Mindfield episode on Vsauce about fear? There was a girl that had a damaged amygdala. She claimed that she couldn't feel fear, and so scientists did a bunch of tests with her to map out fear responses. What they found was that nothing phased her, until they got to suffocation. They simulated it by increasing her blood's CO2 levels to safely simulate suffocation without actually preventing her from breathing, and she became absolutely terrified despite being perfectly safe. They found out that the fear response from an increased level of CO2 (suffocation) is centered in the brain stem while everything else is in the amygdala. The whole Mindfield series on Vsauce is fascinating and worth watching, but when I read your post I instantly thought of that episode. Ooh I will watch that! Thanks!
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Suffocate yourself and let us know what you think. Edit: please stop asking me for free nudes guys Instructions unclear, experienced autoerotic asphyxiation and got the best orgasm of my life.
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Forget what the instructions were, can you just write down how you did it? Step 1 get epilepsy
step 2 get brain surgery,
step 3 do what strangers on the internet tell you to
step 4 Profit!
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Guy had a chunk of brain gouged out and still has more sense of humor than most people i've meet... Thanks! People would never guess that I have brain damage.
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can you share your thoughts after? I have some insight! For context, my seizures were not your typical convulsions, it was all fear and dread. The bigger seizures gave me bigger fears, and one was that I am about to die. Not like "one day" or "I am going to get killed by __" I just had this sense that I was going to die. One of my first seizures confused me. I thought "I am going to die" and I was like "oh yeah whatever it's just a dream" and then realized it wasn't a dream. In a panic, and I started thinking "How could I be about to die? There's no external threat."
So I was quickly rationalizing which external threat was going to kill me. Carbon monoxide? Stroke? Heart attack? So I went outside, did the FAST stroke test, checked for signs of heart attack... and I texted my girlfriend "call 911 if I don't text you in 5 minutes, I don't know something just feels really wrong, might be carbon monoxide or something."
So the idea that the right amygdala has to work to identify the external threat, whereas those CO2 neurons just provide fear via the brain-stem/midbrain is especially interesting to me.
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It was useful to see that my hypothalamus is what generates adrenaline, and I still have that. I imagine that is why I'm still getting adrenaline in some situations. I am curious about the people with amygdalae doing better at the CO2 breathing experiment. However, I think what's unexplained there is why I can still voluntarily hold my breath just fine. Like my brain stem isn't forcing me to surface when diving under water (I like to snorkel).
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I think they've missed something: If we're gonna play with injecting CO2, they should play with directly stimulating the amygdala. Electric shocks to the amygdala showed s
Third: I am not tough enough to say "I'll fucking kill you" if a guy held a knife to my throat.
I was walking through a really bad area a few months ago and 3 "tough-guy" type dudes tried to surround meme to "ask me something" but I just kept walking (as I've learned to do growing up in NYC). However, I didn't think I could beat them all up or anything and I did check to see if they were following me, and I decided to avoid that block on the way back. Funny thing is that I didn't feel "fear" I just thought "Oh well, I guess they're going to grab me and empty my pockets and steal my phone. I hope they don't hit me very much. What should I do/say?"
Do you feel the absence of fear is more of a benefit or hindrance in reaching the highest and best version of yourself? Does it make you more vulnerable to being cheated or tricked? Do you have to spend more time thinking over whether to act or not? That's a tough one because many things have changed beyond just fear. I want to lean towards it being better because my day-to-day life is more pleasant without the fear of my inevitable death clouding my thoughts. However, I also am aware "ignorance is bliss" and so many more. I would much rather be fearless than have too much fear, but I think having some fear is healthy.
Since you mention cheating, I will share that I was married when I developed epilepsy. We were on a two-month trip through Europe. I broke my ankle, so I suggested my wife continue to the trip and she did. She asked my permission to see an ex (whom I had met a couple weeks before) and I happily granted it, and well... she slept with him. I stand by that choice of mine being the "right" one, but I certainly was plenty trusting back then as well.
Still, I think I am more easily abused in relationships now, but that's not "fear" as much as it is "harm avoidance" (another function of the right amygdala). Since surgery I've (unfortunately) been happier in an abusive but exciting and passionate relationship than in a simple romantic relationship. Pre-epilepsy I used to be quite indignant about the slightest mistreatment, but my first partner whom I met only a month after brain surgery was quite intensely abusive, and I begged and crawled for her to love me while trying to make it work for 2 years.
However, what complicates things is that I also don't have the level of confidence that I used to have. I don't really know all of the reasons why, but I am less confident in both myself and my opinion than I used to be; Albeit I may have been a bit too confident in my opinion before.
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I don't want to stick my nose in your love life but I think you did nothing wrong. I consider trust in a relationship essential: it makes you vulnerable but at the same time paves the way for a deeper and happier connection. Yes I agree it was the right choice, I was just illustrating that I both was and am very trusting
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I wonder if your heightened tolerance for abuse has something to do with your heightened empathy. I’m horribly empathic and I think it made me easier to manipulate emotionally. Yes 100% I do
Do you find that you have think about things much more; because you can't use those biological warning signals? Wow that's a thought-provoking question! Thank you, I had never considered that until now. The answer is kind of "yes" but it's more to say that I should think about some things more because I don't feel the warning signals. For example, last month I was hiking in Utah and I started to go somewhere really dangerous out of curiosity but started to slip and had to think for a minute before I decided I should turn around, and I very carefully backed down.
However, I also choose to leverage my freedom from the more primitive biological signals and carpe diem, like when I went on a two month road trip with someone I had just met. I've been that "say yes" type for the most part ever since.
Unfortunately, at first I was more likely to have blind faith in people because I hadn't really figured this out yet. Someone told me I was getting a good deal, so I just assumed I was because I didn't feel any red flags. Little did I know he was trying to scam me out of $2,000. Luckily I learned my lesson without losing the money thanks to a friend. I have to think a lot more about why I trust who I'm trusting now, and it's still weird.
I'll continue to search within myself and my experiences to ask myself your question, thank you!
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tbh it sounds like a lot of people nowadays should be getting your surgery lol Yeah actually people have volunteered to have part of their amygdala removed due to anxiety issues, although that's hard to do or even illegal in most places.
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I wouldn't mind doing this. Amygdala hijack has ruined so much for me. Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amygdala_hijack Are you sure that you're not having a focal seizure?
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If people approach you randomly (ie initiate contact) in public, be wary of them trying to fleece you or convince you to take a detour. X10 if in a city or touristy area. Act like a New Yorker and tell them to fuck off. I mean, I am a NYer lol born and raised in lower manhattan
I work with someone who had his entire (I think) amygdala removed. He is a very smart guy, but his tolerance for BS is very low. Have you noticed a lower threshold for frustration? Also, have other things been affected, like forming memories? When you think about a time when you were afraid in the past, what's that like? Can you remember the feeling? 1. My speech inhibition is lower, but that frustration level is complicated by medication. People with epilepsy are often prescribed a medication called "keppra" which induces something we call "kepprage" which sounds like what you're describing. I was more easily frustrated before surgery, while on Keppra, but I am (and have always been) a VERY VERY patient person.
2. Yes, memories have been a big problem. I confuse the "who" and "when" of memories VERY often, and it's been problematic in the romantic world. A girl I was dating definitely didn't like it when I recalled doing a kinky sex act with her, when it was actually with someone else who looked like her.
3. Yes I can remember the feeling, in fact I can feel it when I remember it strongly enough. I never thought about it that way, but it's especially easy to remember fear because the seizures themselves were all feelings of fear (and I had hundreds of them).
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Hey OP, I was just diagnosed with a generalized epilepsy so I now take Keppra. Glad to know of someone else who takes it, and makes me feel better that I'm not the only one having troubles with aggression on it. I also take Vyvance for ADD and it somehow seems to counteract the aggression somewhat. Thanks for the AMA, hopefully life improves now that your surgeries are done! I wanted to ask about your life with epilepsy? How long have you had it and how did you see your seizures change as time went on leading up to your surgeries? Hey! Keppra side effects get better over time if you work hard at it, it took me about 1.5 years to figure it out. Try to notice yourself getting angry, and imagine yourself before taking keppra getting angry about this, and if you would get angry even before, how angry would you get? That helped me control the kepprage. I'm off Keppra now, and I don't really know that I've changed much other than improved memory.
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Thanks for the advice! I tell my wife and son to leave me alone for two hours once I take the pill, since that's when I become most vulnerable haha. Also join epilepsy !
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Unprompted advice, so take it or leave it. I have memory issues caused by a neuromuscular disease. Solidifying episodic memories is a challenge for me. I've found that journaling helps. Each night I write down anything of interest that happened that day. Sometimes it's one sentence, sometimes a whole page, doesn't matter. It seems to make a slight difference in how well memories will "stick". Just an internet stranger's two cents. Thanks for the AMA, interesting stuff! Thanks! Your advice made me realize that I don't find it problematic enough, at least not enough that journaling would be worth it. It only causes an issue less than once a month, so journaling everything for a month to hope that I wouldn't cause a problem would be a bit of overkill for me.
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Without journaling, how can you be sure it isn't problematic more often? Serious question. Because my memory isn't *that* bad, and I mean problematic in that I caused a negative experience for myself or another person, which I certainly do remember quite well.
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Is the difficulty of who and when different for memories from before the surgery and after surgery? Yes, MUCH worse after the surgery. It's truly embarrassing and the most problematic result of the surgery.
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wait did the seizures cause fear BEACUSE they were in the amygdala? Yes
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That's weird, I'm on Keppra and have never heard of "kepprage". I have zero side effects, as far as I can tell. I said that myself for the first year, and coming off of it I don't feel different.
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The aggression is exactly why we declined Keppra for our toddler’s absence seizures. She is the sweetest little thing and any increase in rage/angeaggression would just feel like we had a different kid. As mentioned I am a very patient person, so I would say that I was uniquely suited for taking Keppra. I wouldn't suggest it for a toddler though, as strong behavioral changes could affect your relationship with her. I recommend Vimpat and Lamictal.
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Can you elaborated on your “seizures themselves bring feelings of fear”? What does that mean? The seizures were not convulsive like you might think, they were small seizures originating near my hippocampus and activated my right amygdala kind of like a frightening experience would. The entire seizure was JUST feelings, mostly the feeling of fear.
Have you observed a change in your overall personality as a result of this? Do you find your decision making process to be different than before? Are you leaning to be more risk acceptant in matters of finance, professionally, and in speaking your mind (less inhibited?) 1. That is the hardest question I've tried to answer since forever. Like, I've certainly changed over the past 2 years since surgery and 4 years since being diagnosed with epilepsy, but like... how much of that is just growth from all of the experiences I've had? I'm more careful now, less arrogant, more emotionally available, more considerate and empathetic, more talkative, less confident, and all sorts of changes. I can only clearly say that the talkativeness and the fearlessness is clearly surgery-related.
2. Yes, I find myself considering my choices for longer and depending less on my "gut" feelings on something.
3. I'm actually quite risk-averse financially and professionally because I am in debt due to being unable to work for an entire year after diagnosis (was an Uber driver and in my final semester of college when I was diagnosed). Since I am conscious of my health risk, I want to carefully plan my finances so I can do things I love (like travel). Otherwise, I speak my mind more often and I'm certainly less inhibited, but I still refrain from being mean. The lower speech inhibition expresses itself in that I interact with strangers more often, and I tell dumb irrelevant stories more often.
Have you picked up any new hobbies since surgery that you may have been to scared to try in the past? No, probably because I was actually quite the risk-taker before with skydiving and bungie jumping. I also was an amateur pilot and flew open-cockpit experimental airplanes.
Interestingly, another person asked if I still get adrenaline rushes, and that made me realize that I actually have been doing those things less often since the surgery. I wonder if it is because of the lower adrenaline rush...
Unfortunately many of the dangerous hobbies aren't safe for me to play with because of my epilepsy. I was a passionate amateur pilot and novice scuba diver, and I have chosen to give them up for the foreseeable future because of the chance my epilepsy may come back. There's a video of a guy who was 6+ years seizure free having a seizure while skydiving. Everyone called him an idiot, well... I get why he tried.
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Are you still allowed to pilot, after your surgeries? Kinda, it's a gray area because its a dont ask dont tell for the very small ultralight airplanes
Do you feel lighter? How did post op recovery go? How long were you in ICU? Is there physical or mental therapy you're doing? What sorts of adjustments have you had to make? Have you binge watched anything good lately? 1. Hah, no, but I do "click" sometimes when going down stairs because my upper right temporal muscle is tangled with the titanium braces on my skull.
2. Physically, it went well. I walked out of the ICU in 2 or 3 days. However, I was very sensitive and disturbed by loud noises and big crowds for the first month. I was also very introverted, and had a hard time keeping up conversation for the first two weeks. I continued to be bothered by loud noises (my former seizure trigger) for a year. Beyond that, I developed ADD and I'm now on Ritalin. However, no therapy was necessary.
3. Funny you ask the last two questions together because one big difference is that I no longer watch TV. I find it uncomfortably boring to watch TV now, even though flashing lights was NEVER a trigger. I can play video games and watch the occasional movie, but the idea of watching (and not interacting) sounds EXTREMELY boring and unpleasant to me now.
4. The biggest adjustment I had to make was to give up my life's passion of piloting. That's because of epilepsy, not the surgery. Otherwise I just don't drink alcohol to play it safe. MY doctors say "limit to one or two drinks" but I am just abstaining entirely because I used to get a mini-seizure (aka simple-partial or focal-aware seizure) before I had even finished a bottle of light beer.
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You said in an earlier comment you became more talkative as a result of the surgery, and you said you also take Ritalin now. I know my add medication makes me more talkative, so I wonder if that is from the surgery or the medication? I'm actually mildly less talkative on Ritalin. I was WAY more talkative right after surgery, and I didn't start Ritalin until 2 years after surgery, so I am quite aware of the change :) Thanks tho!
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How did being talkative work with being introverted and not being able to hold conversations? The severe introversion only lasted about a month after surgery, then I started dating haha
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Don’t worry. Pretty much all pilots in the making from 2018-2020 have now given up on their dreams of finding a job before 2030. You could probably still do your PPL and fly, but you will never be the PIC/fly alone. Haha thanks, luckily I gave up the dream of commercial flying about 2 years before my seizure but I was actually building a kit plane when I was diagnosed. I had sunk over $50,000 into building the kit and learning to fly, and I'm selling it for under $30,000 :(
I actually could continue to fly experimental aircraft with a sport license, but the thought of having a seizure-like sensation mid-air keeps me grounded for the foreseeable future.
So I'm selling my kit. If you know anyone who wants a partially built experimental light sport Excalibur for $14k, let me know haha
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haha the tv thing is probably just the add. I have it and I think tv is not interesting at all even though i have all of my brain :) Thanks for adding that! I suspected the ADD. It was weird how I used to watch a lot of "Let's Play" type videos on Youtube and now I can't bear watching them at all.
So do you have any adrenaline rush anymore? Like when you ride a roller coaster or take a corner fast on racetrack type rush? Hmm, I hadn't really thought of it in terms of adrenaline before. I think, generally for those kinds of stimuli, no; At least not nearly as much as I used to if at all. However for anticipation of exciting things like a great first date, yeah, and I get the same or more adrenaline in romantic situations.
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you should really try some adrenaline rush activities. Even just going down hill on a bike or skate board. Id love to hear you describe a roller coaster ride or abseiling. Yeah I think I gotta do a crazy roller coaster. I haven't done one since the surgery.
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For what it’s worth, I recently watched Free Solo and I think you’d find it very interesting. It’s a documentary about a guy who loves climbing huge rock cliffs with no safety equipment. It’s a very dangerous sport. During the movie he gets his brain scanned by some interested scientists and they find his amygdala is incredibly small. So basically, the conclusion is he has a really really hard time feeling fear, but the flip side is that means he also has a really hard time feeling the rush of excitement and thrill that comes with fear. Therefore, for him to feel any thrills in life he must do something very extreme and dangerous while the rest of us can get those thrills doing much safer activities, or we can often even get those thrills just watching others do things like in tv shows or movies. It sounds like you are now very similar to him in the not feeling fear department. Yeah I actually heard of that movie but I didn't know the last part about thirsting for more extreme experiences. I've noticed that some of my excitement for flying has gone away, and I wondered if the surgery was related or if I was just coping with the loss.
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What about phobias? Spiders, snakes, clowns, heights etc any changes to what u used to be afraid of? I didn't have any phobias
I didn’t need any part of my brain removed to be talkative AND have a horrible sense of direction. But enough about me. If removing those parts of your brain made almost no difference, how?, how much brain needs to be removed to make a definitive personality difference? Also, how much of your brain was removed % wise? 10% of my brain removed and, well... to answer your "how" question, the rest of my brain is very high-functioning and able to compensate. If you've got a bad memory, you can write things down and get organized. If you have a bad sense of direction, you can diligently focus on recognizing landmarks. My doctors needed to do a neuropsych exam before considering surgery. The exam measures the ability of each individual lobe of your brain. They rated my left hemisphere in the top 1/1000th, my right temporal lobe function before and after to be top 40%, and overall IQ both before and after the brain surgery to be 135. After the exam, they told me that I won't be experiencing much functional problems in the long run because my other lobes will quickly compensate.
In addition, over the years of having seizures my brain automatically started re-wiring the functionality away from the epileptic parts. Thus, even though my right temporal lobe SHOULD be doing all the face-recognizing, my left temporal lobe is helping now as well.
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That is extremely interesting. 90% of the brain and still going strong. How many seizures did you get on a daily basis and when did they start? You mentioned you were an Uber driver, so I am thinking sudden onset? I usually had "simple-partial" "focal-aware" seizures that consisted purely of emotional sensations of fear and regret that each lasted <20 seconds. I had 3 of those a day. I had only one larger seizure, a "complex partial" where I lost about 20 minutes of memory and was mostly incoherent for that entire time. That's how I got diagnosed.
I was 26 when that big seizure happened, so it was somewhat of a sudden onset. Although for 6 months prior to that seizure, I now know in hindsight that I was already having those mini-seizures and thinking they were just anxiety.
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Hey if you're still answering I'd love to know, with the rest of the brain compensating will a different part eventually function to induce a fear response or are you done with that for good? I don't know, I've asked doctors but I think it's more likely that what's happening now will just got worse. That is, my negative left-amygdala response will "replace" fear. That is, I will just feel some other feelings more strongly in order to avoid dangerous situations.
Do you still have seizures? How long did the surgery take? Were you awake? I've been seizure free ever since! I was under full anesthesia for both surgeries, but I was awake for 7 days in between them so they could record my seizures. I had probes deep in my brain with wires coming out of my skull, and I wasn't allowed to walk because if I fell I might rip the probes through my brain. It wasn't fun, but I did get prescribed beer on the 6th day because alcohol can (and did) trigger a seizure.
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Can you drink alcohol now? Theoretically I can, but I abstain out of an abundance of caution. I'm aware that there is a small chance that drinking alcohol would cause a seizure, and the longer I am seizure-free the higher chance that it doesn't come back.
That is, if I had a beer and had a seizure, my chance of having a second seizure without a beer goes up higher than if I had never had a beer.
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Is it any amount of alcohol? Like can you have one beer? Or can you drink kombucha? My doctors say that I could have one or two beers but I choose to abstain because it's not worth the risk to me and I've had a seizure from less than one beer before
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Did it tend to happen as the effects of the beer were kicking in, or when the effects were wearing off (due to the minor "withdrawal" and subsequent neuronal overstimulation)? As the effects kicked in, like halfway into a beer
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This is not a fear of yours at all? No. To explain, would you bet your LIFE that Donald Trump won't resign before November 3rd? If you win, you get to drink a beer, if you lose, you die.
Are you *afraid* of that decision? Regardless of the likelihood, you can make a conscious decision of weighing risk vs reward without fear.
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Have your doctors recommended an amount of time to wait? Does having a beer today vs a year from now impact your likeliness of it causing a seizure? There is no science on that question, which is why I abstain.
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You were awake 7 days between surgeries? Did you mistype that, or am I just dumb & missing something? I didn't think it was possible to be awake for that long. Is there like a drug they give you for that or what? Sorry, I realize that it wasn't clear that I did sleep quite a bit despite the fact that I had a couple dozen probes inside my brain and the wires came out through my skull.
So I study the amygdala in the context of pain. I’m interested to know if you notice any differences in how you experience pain? Oooh since you study it I'll give great detail. At first I wouldn't say that my pain reaction has changed, but upon deeply picking my brain I can come up with these thoughts:
1. At the apex of my epilepsy, I broke my fibula while walking through snow. It was a C-fracture, complete separation, but I didn't feel much pain, and I'm not some sort of tough-guy. I could almost walk but it hurt quite a lot to put full weight on it. The EMT thought it couldn't be broken because of how little pain I was reporting.
2. I think I react to slight physical pain a bit slower. When I got bit by a spider a year and a half ago I kind of looked at it curiously to figure out what hurt, whereas before surgery I probably would have wiggled my hand a bit like one does if accidentally touching something that is too hot.
3. I am prone to migraines, rarely, and they are still just as unpleasant and my reaction is unchanged.
Ultimately, after remembering #2 above, I realize that I do react slower and less expressively to the few pains I've experienced, and I am somewhat better at ignoring pain.
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Oh interesting! Thanks so much for sharing! It seems the amygdala, and especially the right amygdala, is important for pain but also the ‘unpleasantness’ that goes along with pain. It’s so cool to hear experiences from real people about this. I think that is in line with my experience with physical pain since surgery. However, FWIW, I still am indignant about not wanting other people to cause me pain or scolding them for doing so.
Probably unrelated and TMI, but I do like a really hard (like as hard as a girl can) scratch on the head and back though. It doesn't hurt, even if I get a scrape, until it gets really raw and starts bleeding.
Fascinating, thanks. I'm super interested in changes to your political stance, in relation to a potential link between active amygdalae and conservatism. Have you found you're relating better to anyone as a result of the surgery? Haha I see you've read the same articles on politics as I have! I went in a Sanders supporter who voted Hillary in 2016, came out a Sanders supporter who will vote Biden in 2020. My Anterior Cingulate Cortex is unchanged, and so I am still very focused on error-avoidance and thus very politically correct.
However, you're 100% on the money with #2. I'm expressing and even experiencing my emotions FAR FAR FAR more than I was before. I have always been especially sensitive and somewhat feminine for a cis-hetero male, but now I'm way more empathetic than I was before. I used to be a very logic-focused person, and I still am, but now I value emotions and feel empathy for people like NEVER before.
One last tidbit on politics: I grew up with liberal parents in NYC. In my high school years I was a bit of a classic white male liberal-libertarian of sorts, but always considered myself a democrat. However, education and exposure to diversity of thought brought me left far before brain surgery. I'm not in lock-step with every bit of the far-left agenda, but I am certainly firmly on the left in the USA.
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Amazing, thank you! I've noticed very gradual changes in myself, but I can't fathom waking up as a noticeably more empathetic person, that must have been an intense first day! And while I didn't mention politics to make value judgments, you sound like a great dude and I'm glad the surgery went well :) Haha thanks! Hearing you use the term "Value judgments" I wonder if you know of nonviolent communication, authentic relating, or circling?
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Hey I'm asking the questions here! Nonviolent communication is the closest thing I have to a martial art, but authentic relating and circling aren't terms I've heard in this context. You have got me googling though, much appreciated. Any recommendations on sources? haha nice, you should check out https://www.authrev.org/ AR is a practice, and the events invite people who seek deep interpersonal/emotional connection. I find that it's like Yoga for your EQ, and the self-selecting crowd is delightful and I imagine you'll fit in well.
There are a bunch of free and cheap online Authetic Relating (AR) events being held right now, and once COVID's in the past I recommend going to an AR game-night. It's
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That’s so interesting! It makes sense that fear leans itself into responses to distrust and dislike things that we don’t know much about. I’m curious if your increased empathy is because you don’t get that immediate fear response that perhaps we were born with to protect ourselves. It’s so sad how much fear is used to fuel hateful ideologies. Yes, greatly increased empathy Edit: I realize I misread your comment. Not sure can say my empathy feels clearly relates to fear, probably more related to lowered disgust feelings about people
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Comment deleted by user Did I offend you? Should I have used different words so as not to bother you? Does saying cis-hetero male bother you more or less than saying trans-male or homosexual? If so, why?
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It’s not offensive at all. I just think the fact that you are a straight male isn’t even relevant. I suppose if you were trying to make a statement that things for you changed gender wise, that would be one thing. But should I say I’m cis-hetero female when describing myself? I think it’s over board. And, well, science. You are born male or female. It just doesn’t seem necessary for everyone to to put labels on EVERYTHING. Im glad you weren't offended. I think it's up to you to include what you feel is relevant, but when describing myself as feminine I figured my gender and orientation was useful. Perhaps TMI though, not sure.
I included cis because there are more people born intersex (neither male nor female) than there are redheads. Usually their genitalia are surgically "corrected" though, to fit the binary gender norm. I imagine a person born XXY or with androgen insensitivity syndrome might not be comfortable with the idea that "everyone" is born male or female and might prefer to identify with their born gender. Would that be wrong?
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And I did not mean to offend you by all means. I am a very progressive female nurse. I misread the part about describing yourself as feminine so I apologize. Not TMI at all. I guess I wish we didn’t have to describe things in such detail... I wish we we could all be excepting of everyone with no explanation. I had no idea of those stats. It is interesting to me because I know many more redheads than intersex individuals but perhaps because it’s not discussed openly... wouldn’t it be nice to just accept people for who they are with no discussion and labeling! The Romans had it right (in some ways, haha) I agree with you. In fact, I was born XY male but I was given a very feminine name. I had something like gender dysphoria in my early teens because I was bullied for being "gay" even though I wasn't, and everyone would ask me "are you a boy or a girl?" because of how gentle and soft-spoken I was. I was just too feminine to be a man, apparently.
I still get assigned "female" today because of my first name, until they hear my baritone voice or see me. Therefore I feel empathy for people who don't identify their gender-behavior with their genitals. I agree believe that your genitals should not determine how you can dress and how you can behave.
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Are you any good at video games? I think streaming yourself playing horror games would attract quite the audience, and it goes well with your new found talkativeness. Haha interesting, never thought of that. I gotta pick up Dark Descent again.
Have you been in any dangerous situations that you likely would have avoided pre-surgery? This was one of the main concerns regarding this surgery mentioned to my class by a prof in undergrad. Not really, but only because I was a risk-taking person before. I was scared of my inevitable death but I still went skydiving and went on some crazy adventures. I definitely found myself doing stupid things when hiking, like going off-trail a little too far and ending up somewhere dangerous. I was briefly less avoidant of bad neighborhoods, although I almost got mugged once so I am back to being smart.
I have tested my fear here and there, like looking over the edge of cliffs or putting my hand close to a fire, but I honestly can't think of something dangerous that I want to do. Fear just isn't in the equation.
Is this is your superhero origin story? Maybe! And if the villain shoots me above my right eye and it goes through my head, it won't hit any of my brain, so I'll live, and that's how I'm invincible.
Since part of your right temporal lobe was removed, do you “fear” that you may one day be unable to recognize friends or family without other cues? It actually has gone and will continue to go the other way! It's called "neuroplasticity" and the left temporal lobe will actually start helping or taking over the job of recognizing faces!
The facial-recognition issue was always mild. At worst I needed about 1 second longer to recognize a face than is normal, and it was unsettling, but it's gotten better over time. I still a bit longer to differentiate similar-looking people whom I don't know, but it's not problematic in my life.
The bigger problem has been remembering who I did something with. Like "did I tell you this already?" or "did you do ___ with me?" has come out of my mouth far too many times.
Have you noticed a decrease in intelligence or problem solving ability? My IQ was measured by a neuropsychological exam before and after, and my IQ was actually unchanged! The only issue is memory and focus, which has been compensated for with note-writing and ritalin.
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That actually makes a lot of sense, especially with you mentioning a previous comments that you're a lot more talkative, and your filter is down. These are all side effects of stimulants, and a lot of your behavior changes I myself have had, but without the whole getting 10% of your brain removed I recommend switching to vyanse instead of Ritalin / Adderall. With Ritalin, you 100% know that you are on a stimulant, everything just feels different. If your body was a car, You would feel the acceleration, engine rev up, and bumps in the road. With vyanse, it's a lot more subtle. Like driving an electric car where you don't actively feel like you are "revving up", just notice the positive side effects Thanks, but I became more talkative almost immediately after surgery, Started ritalin 2 years in and it helps with the talkativeness
Why don't you still feel fear to some extent, since your left amygdala is still intact? The left amygdala handles negative stimuli differently, and it's clear that I'm using it to process these stimuli because I'm having a typical thoughtful response where I appreciate the context and make a decision instead of having a reptilian "DO NOT WANT" fear response.
how much are your medical bills? I chose an insurance plan with a high deductible but low out-of-pocket maximum and thus I pay about $3,000 a year total. I usually hit out-of-pocket maximum by April. The biggest cost was the year of unemployment following my diagnosis as I was an Uber driver to support myself through college. I got my degree though, and my job gave me 6 months of paid disability leave for my brain surgery.
Did you still feel like you are "you" shortly after your surgery? I always find the persistence of the self in the face of change to be fascinating. Well I did about 2100 words of writing on that (follow part 0 through 5) https://www.evernote.com/pub/iagospeare/breakthrough Short answer, "there is no spoon"
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2020.10.30 13:47 GynaTheGynoidOFCI AU/Side-Canon: SMG3’s 8, Part 2 Act 2

Last Act: https://www.reddit.com/SMG4/comments/jkuikn/ausidecanon_smg3s_8_part_2_act_1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Act 2: Gamer and Hobolester ——————— Gamer Dungeon Theres lots of gamers hanging around in this dark, colorful underground gamer hall. SMG3 is wearing a joke disguise mustache with glasses and big nose.
Namai: So who should we pick?
SMG3: We need someone who has a reason to get back on SMG4 or any of his friends. And she should be at the Main Event. ——————— Announcer: OH! That was a close one!!
The two got to an stage with two players playing Dragon Ball Fighterz. A guy is playing as Android 16, while the other one is playing Kefla. The girl was wearing a black, white and pink Victorian-Era inspired goth dress. She has pink hair long hair with a hairband. She also has some weird lines on the dress. Said lines and the headband is glowing lime-green. The stranger part is that the inner side of her hair is glowing lime-green too.
She effortlessly beats the opponent without taking any damage!
Announcer: And for the 100th time, the Unbeatable Evelyn proof herself to be unbeatable!
Said Evelyn, stood in a cute pose for the fans to cheer ——————— SMG3 and Namai are walking through some locker rooms to find the gothic gamer
Namai: Hey, 3?
SMG3: Yeah?
Namai: I’ve been thinking and... you said that Melony got you out from that Meme Graveyard dimension thing, because she WANTS you to make an Anti-Team?
SMG3: What about it?
Namai: Why though? Why does she want that? Didn’t she help your last cast to defeat you?
SMG3: Yes, she did. And I’m gonna find out why... there she is!
Evelyn was on her iphone. She looked up when someone coughed to get attention. It a guy in black overalls and a cyan haired girl.
Evelyn(Annoyed): Look, if you want autographs, you have to wait till next signing booth day.
SMG3: You misunderstand. I’m here to ask you a proposition-
Evelyn: Not interested
SMG3: ... I haven’t even-
Evelyn put down the phone and came close to SMG3
Evelyn: Listen, dwarf! I get propositions almost every day, and it’s always someone who wants to make a quick buck. I am not interested in what you want, now leave me alone!she went back to her phone. SMG3 didn’t know what to respond. He only sighed and hunched down as he started to walk away.
SMG3: Come on, Namai. Let’s find someone else who has a grudge with Tari.
A thud was heard. Evelyn gad dropped her phone.
Evelyn: Tari? Did you say, Tari?
SMG3: Yes?
Her headband, the lines and the green under her hair turned red
Evelyn: THAT CHEATING WITCH! She OBVIOUSLY used her stupid robot arm to easily beat me in Smash Each Other In The Ass Brothers Melee! And the fucking judges did NOTHING!! I swear to any god that I’ll get back on that CHEATING SCIENCE FREAK!!!!!
She took quick breaths to calm down, and the red turned back to green. SMG3 stood still, while Namai had climbed on top his head. The pissed of British goth went back to her ”cute” manners.
Evelyn: So what are you proposing?
SMG3: Um… You see, I’m trying to make a team… Namai could you please got off me?
Namai: Oh! Sorry…
She nervously smiled as she climbed off him
SMG3: As I was saying, I’m trying to make a team of misfits to fight an arch enemy of mine!
Evelyn: Like a Suicide Squad?
Namai: A more ”workable” Suicide Squad
SMG3: Thank you. As my cyan haired friend said, I’m recruiting people who has a reason to get back on a man named SMG4 or anyone of his friends. I’m personally after SMG4, Namai here is after Meggy.
Namai: She ruined my promise to my sister!
Evelyn: That’s sound petty
SMG3: Says you who went on a rant about a rubber duck loving gamer
Evelyn(Growling): Touché…
SMG3: Ooh, fiesta. Maybe you can be the Anti-Tari after all
Evelyn: So if I join you, I can get my chance at getting back at Tari?
SMG3: Yes! But… you have a little condition in your mind, don’t you?
Evelyn: Indeed.
She slowly moved up her right arm.
Evelyn: I want to augment my arm into what that stupid blue jay has. If she’s cheating, so can I.
SMG3: Alrighty then! Namai! Call the others, we need to steals some equipment!
Namai: Um… SMG3? We don’t have their numbers
SMG3: 0_0 DAMMIT! ——————— SMG3 and Namai is pulling small wagons of metal parts and vires.
SMG3: We’re back, and we need-
SMG3, Namai and Evelyn stop as they saw everyone sitting down and looking at Coco, playing a violin. The calm violin part of Canon Rock by Jerry C. She has finished and the small crow is clapping.
Coco: T-thanks guys.
Oiram: Brilliant!
Tish/Minion: I love it!
Melony nodded in approval.
SMG3: I see getting you all together was a good idea after all!
Everyone looked behind and waved. Coco waved slightly. She was blushing.
SMG3: Hey Oiram? You’re smart, right?
Oiram: I AM the Reverse of Mario, so yes! Why do you ask?
SMG3: This is Evelyn. And she wants to join us, if we replace her hand with the same type of arm Tari has.
Oiram: And you’re asking me to make an operation?
SMG3: Obviously. If you are as smart as you claim you are
Oiram: Well I’ll be! Everyone, LEAVE THIS ROOM!!!
Oiram pushed everyone into the abandoned office room. Without knowing what’s happening, Evelyn is suddenly on the table. Oriam showes a needle on her arm!
Evelyn: Hey! What the hell are you do… ing…
She fell asleep.
Oiram: The doctor… is in! ——————— The sounds of equipments is stilling going. Both Coco and Tish are covering their ears. The sound finally stopped. SMACK! The door flew open and Oiram flew and crashed into a desk. Into the room came a pissed of Evelyn, her hair and parts of her cloths were colored red.
Evelyn: Never. Stick me with a needle without my permission. Again!
Oiram(Dizzy): DeEpLy NoTeD… My DeAr… CaN sOmEoNe TaKe AwAy ThE pLaNeTs?
Evelyn’s colors went back to green and she looked on her arm. She tested them and the fingers moved. She pulls up the holo-screen. To check it out.
Evelyn: Perfect, you’re the best, Ori-whatever you’re called
Oiram(Still dizzy): No PrObLeM, mIsS.
Suddenly, Melony was hugging Evelyn’s midriff
Evelyn: What are you doing?
SMG3 rose an eye brow. He was suspicious about his green friend… ——————— Back in the main room, SMG3 and Evelyn shook hands.
SMG3: Welcome to the Anti-Cast. Evelyn. Our Anti-Tari! Now. We only have two left. We need a Bob and a Luigi. And I don’t know who should be them. Any suggestions?
Tish: Oh! Oh! I have!!
Tish is at the computer.
SMG3: Really? Who?
She pressed a button, revealing the image of someone. SMG3 gasped dramatically. So did Oiram! And so did the rest of the Anti-Cast!
Evelyn: Ok, does anyone actually know who that is?
Namai: Nope
Coco: Can’t say I do
Melony shook her head
SMG3: No. No. No. No! Hell No!! There’s TWO reasons why SMG4 ditched him in the first place!
Tish: Well, what else do we have?
SMG3: Literally, ANYONE COULD BE BETTER THAN HIM!
Tish: Well I mean, with what we have now, we can put him on his place. Namai has two MAC-10s, doesn’t she?
Namai: Yes?
Tish: Then you can shoot him if he tries anything!
Tish innocently smiled
Namai: I don’t even know who that guy is!
SMG3: All of you stay here. I’ll talk to him.
SMG3 took decided steps out form the room
Evelyn: Wait! What am I supposed to do? Socialize?
SMG3(Echoing): YES! ————————— Starman3: Spare change? Spare change, mam?
Starman3 lives like a hobo. He has lost his shirt and cap, but he still has overalls, but it’s shredded a bit. He is asking for some change to be throned into his cup. Only to be ignored. One even spit into it. Star just sighed. Then a car sped through an puddle of water, which splashed him. This was the final straw and he started to scream like a retard, kicking stuff around him.
SMG3: Look at you.
Star stopped in his tracks, and looked at the guy who was looking at him. SMG3.
SMG3: You used to a big deal. Making SM64 videos. Then when one of your friends gets more fame than you, you try to hoard it for yourself. Only to be ditch immediately… and then you got exposed as a Child Predator.
Starman3: I mean… they weren’t saying no.
SMG3 massaged his forehead
SMG3(Thoughts): I’m going to regret this
He pulled up the photograph, now with it’s current roster written: SMG3 = SMG4 Namai Ureta = Meggy Spletzer Coco Shymura = Saiko Bichitaru Oriam = Mario Minion”Tish” = Fishy Boopkins Evelyn (Insert her last name here later) = Tari (Insert he last name here later)
SMG3: Listen. I’m trying to make a better Suicide Squad to get back on SMG4 and his friends. Currently, I only need a Luigi and a Bob.
Starman3: Who the hell if Bob? What hell is a Boopkins? Who are these people?
SMG3: You’re not up on current date?
Starman3: I don’t have a phone, genius.
SMG3: Long story short, the old gang wanted to do other things, so 4 got new friends, thanks to Mario for simply existing.
Starman3: And you want me to get back on him?
SMG3: Yes. I don’t have other options sadly. And neither do you, Hoboman3.
Starman3: Fine. But only if I appeared in every episodes to your show
SMG3: Only if a majority of them are cameos.
Starman3: Deal!
They shook hands
SMG3: Then welcome to the Anti-Cast, Starman3. The Anti-Bob…
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2020.10.28 12:08 wekapipol Watch Dogs: Legion - Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Watch Dogs: Legion
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Publisher: Ubisoft
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 75 average - 62% recommended - 91 reviews

Critic Reviews

3DNews - Алексей Лихачев - Russian - 9 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion doesn't have the main protagonist, instead we have a city full of oppressed and tired people with their own stories. Other than that this is the usual Watch Dogs game and fans of the first two should be pleased with what it can offer.
ACG - Jeremy Penter - Wait for Sale

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Ars Technica - Kyle Orland - Unscored
In the end, the London of Watch Dogs: Legion feels a mile wide but only a few feet deep. What promises to be endless variety in character choice and hack-driven gameplay options quickly boils down to the repetition of the same old gameplay and plot tropes.
Attack of the Fanboy - Diego Perez - 3.5 / 5 stars
Watch Dogs: Legion is incredibly ambitious, but the play as anyone system needs a little more work. The story suffers from the lack of a central protagonist, and it's hard to get attached to any of your characters when the character models and animations are stiff and robotic. Still, there's a lot of fun to be had in futuristic London.
BaziCenter - Bahram Bigharaz - Persian - 6.5 / 10
After so much anticipation, Watch Dogs: Legion is finally here, failing to impress. Almost every single problem that prevented the 2 previous version to reach their full potential is still there, and the ability to play as all NPCs added even more issues to the game. Yes, the world is beautiful and you have all the freedom that you want, but as a game, Watch Dogs Legion is shallow and suffers from poor level and character design. A strong contender for the most disappointing game of the year.
Bazimag - Vahid Zohrabi Nejad - Persian - 5.6 / 10
Watch Dogs Legion is yet another open-world game like other Ubisoft's games, full of great ideas, but in action, they don't have enough depth and don't perform well in general. A soulless world with poor level designs and exhausting missions make a graveyard for the series's real potential.
COGconnected - Michael Chow - 75 / 100
Overall, Watch Dogs: Legion is a fun game with a nifty new mechanic that can be utilized in different ways in the future.
Cerealkillerz - Manuel Barthes - German - 8 / 10
Until now the story of Watch Dogs was an up and down, which doesn't change that much in Watch Dogs: Legion. The energy that went into the unique recruiting mechanic leaves a lot missing in the actual game world and the story, which makes the trip to london a bit cloudy, classic british.
Cheat Code Central - Jon Gronli - 5 / 5
Even though Watch Dogs Legion already gives you an impressive amount to do as well as a lot of options on how to do it, it’s still going to be growing. I can’t wait to see what’s coming next and how It is going to affect what’s already in place. I’m also looking forward to the multiplayer component, which I’m more than willing to write about when it comes out. So, come on. Join the resistance.
Console Creatures - Luke Williams - Recommended
Watch Dogs: Legion's Play as Anyone is an exciting mechanic and post-Brexit Britain is easily the best setting yet. However, Watch Dog: Legion's brilliance is hidden behind a fair amount of smog.
Critical Hit - Darryn Bonthuys - 7.5 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion is a fascinating game, massively ambitious and crawling with technology that isn't just on the bleeding edge of what's possible, it's pure magic to see unfold. All of that may sound impressive but slick software and a bustling metropolis of people power can't hide the dull gameplay and shallow approach to the sandbox shenanigans of Watch Dogs: Legion. It's still a fascinating game to experience in short bursts, and it's going to be fascinating to see how Ubisoft evolves London to make it vox pop as a next-gen headliner.
Daily Star - 4 / 5 stars
One that is very English, packed full of wild and interesting characters, each with their own story to tell.
It’s a huge step forward in that regard and one that should be celebrated as it shows a way forward for video game development.
Digital Trends - Tom Caswell - 2.5 / 5 stars
While Ubisoft presents its best open world to date, the main gameplay hook falls flat.
Digitally Downloaded - Trent P - 4 / 5 stars
What players will find when picking up Watch Dogs: Legion is a game that is prepared for a long post-launch game-as-a-service experience. The additional DLC announced so far leans into the strengths of the game and established ideas that the series does well. The beekeepers, paintball guns and magician tricks all bring a sense of playful humour to the series, but it is worth noting that anyone who is (rightfully) tired of Ubisoft's content approach to games is going to find this one a very content-driven game.
DualShockers - Ben Bayliss - 7.5 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion offers an incredibly vast recruitment system that wonderfully complements its hacking mechanics while boasting the darkest story in the series.
EGM - Michael Goroff - 8 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion pushes through Ubisoft's generally noncommittal attitude towards storytelling and exploiting current events to create something that feels like a genuine shift, or at least the prototype of that shift. It might be a sloppy game in many regards, but Legion offers a novel way to experience an open world, with its interconnected NPCs and the introduction of permadeath to the genre.
Enternity.gr - Panagiotis Petropoulos - Greek - 8 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion is much better in terms of depth and hacking and also comes with a huge living world. It's by far the best game of the series.
Everyeye.it - Alessandro Bruni - Italian - 7.6 / 10
Ultimately, while perfectly able to offer players a good number of hours of fun, Watch Dogs Legion fails to fully realize the potential of its basic concept, yielding to the flattery of an open world model that, at the end of the console generation, loudly requires more innovation.
GAMES.CH - Benjamin Braun - German - 89 / 100
Watch Dogs Legion mostly benefits from its rich game world in futuristic London. It's also fun to build a whole army of DedSec agents, using their special abilities within fight and stealth sequences or utilizing them on solving puzzles. It's not all roses concerning story or performance on current-gen consoles. Nonetheless it's the best part of Ubisoft's open-world hacker series so far.
GRYOnline.pl - Michał Grygorcewicz - Polish - 7.5 / 10
I had really low expectations and Watch Dogs: Legion turned out to be a pleasant surprise. It’s a decent action game with some cool ideas and mechanics that yield several dozens of hours of fun, prvided you like wandering around virtual cities doing the same thing over and over again.
Gadgets 360 - Akhil Arora - 8 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion lacks a soul. It's also a passive game, since there's no active push-and-pull. Albion took over London, and now you push them out one borough at a time.
Game Informer - Marcus Stewart - 9 / 10
Legion offers a refreshing and fun change-up to the Watch Dogs formula that succeeds in letting players forge their own path like never before
Game Revolution - Paul Tamburro - 4 / 5 stars
Watch Dogs: Legion‘s beautiful London and its array of recruitable denizens make it one of the most enjoyable games of the year.
GameMAG - Александр Логинов - Russian - 7 / 10
On the one hand Watch Dogs: Legion is a revolutionary game with ambitious open world and thousands upon thousands of characters, probably created by some kind of neural network. The gameplay is fine, and if you love original Watch Dogs, you will feel right at home with this new title. But on the other hand Legion clearly lacks a strong narrative lead.
GameOnAUS - Royce Wilson - Recommended
There are some fantastic ideas in the game which mostly work, but also require an element of metaphorically ignoring the stagehands and the suspension of disbelief may simply be too much for many players.
GamePro - Hannes Rossow, Markus Schwerdtel - German - 79 / 100
Watch Dogs: Legion relies on a unique concept that offers many possibilities, but for which many compromises are also made.
GameSkinny - Mark Delaney - 8 / 10 stars
Watch Dogs: Legion throws out a decade of Ubisoft's cluttered-map open worlds in favor of exciting systems that deliver unique emergent moments consistently.
GameSpot - Alessandro Fillari - 8 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion struggles with tone at times, but its empowering message about unity and justice still shines in a game that is as absurd as it is impactful.
GameZone - Cade Onder - 6 / 10
While it has its moments, Watch Dogs Legion doesn't have enough to feel like a fun place to escape to. The gameplay is too repetitive and too restrictive to allow for anything tremendously exciting over a long period of time. It's a game that shows all of its tricks within the first few hours and leaves you with nothing but jank for the remainder of your playthrough.
Gameblog - Rami Bououd - French - 7 / 10
Watch Dogs Legion is a fun title with interesting and clever gameplay.
Gamerheadquarters - Jason Stettner - 7.8 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion is great, it features an intricately detailed open world London to explore where you can recruit basically anyone though the story could have been more intriguing and the performance while driving could have been better.
Gamersky - 不倒翁蜀黍 - Chinese - 8.5 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion is the most ambitious and innovative one in the franchise. You can play as anyone and finish your job in any way. The open-world of future London is so beautiful and so well-crafted that I always can find something interesting to do.
GamesRadar+ - Alex Avard - 3.5 / 5 stars
Legion royally shakes up Watch Dogs' open-world template with a Play as Anyone mechanic that just about outweighs any headaches left by its rough edges.
GamingBolt - Shubhankar Parijat - 9 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion is definitely the best game in the series so far- and dare I say, one of the most engaging and inventive open world games I have played in years.
GideonsGaming - Joseph Pugh - Unscored
Overall I'm having enough fun that I want to stop writing and go back to playing it, which is always a good sign. The recruit anyone system is working incredibly well, and it's super addictive. The simulation is impressive, even if I haven't determined how much of that simulation affects the gameplay yet. And the few design flaws haven't been enough to hinder my enjoyment after 16 hours. Here's hoping it remains that way as I continue working on my full review.
Glitched Africa - Marco Cocomello - 75 / 100
Watch Dogs Legion is not a bad game I just believe it was too ambitious for its time. The recruiting system could have been something great but instead its shallow and delivered cliche characters with no real purpose. Unfortunately, this does not help the gameplay and story much. There’s a lot of fun to be had here but if you start expecting more from it, you are going to be let down.
God is a Geek - Mick Fraser - 8.5 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion suffers from a little jank in the tank, but the recruitment system is fantastic and there's just so much to see and do. The open world is full of detail, and the whole experience is full of heart.
GotGame - Dragos Dobre - 8 / 10
The post-Brexit dystopian London is exactly the right amount of craziness and fun I was expecting from a Watch Dogs game. Even though the original recipe hasn't changed a lot in the past few years, you can see the progress they made with Watch Dogs: Legion, polishing the game with every iteration.
IGN - Dan Stapleton - 8 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion's bold use of roguelike mechanics in an open-world action game pay off in interesting ways, making this visit to near-future London feel more varied than the previous two games.
Impulsegamer - John Werner - 4.8 / 5
Without a doubt, “Watch Dogs: Legion” ticks all the boxes required to be a true Watch Dogs game, embracing elements from both previous games while brining its own flavour to the table.
Inverse - Tomas Franzese - 7 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion pushes current-gen hardware to the limit, and suffers for it.
Life is Xbox - Dae Jim - 89 / 100
Watch Dogs Legion ‘play as everyone’ mechanic works brilliantly, this is a genre-defying feature and something that sets the game apart from its competition.
Marooners' Rock - Andrew Peggs - 8.4 / 10
Overall, I feel as if Ubisoft has dug back into what made Watch Dogs enjoyable to play. With some improvements to the overall gameplay and tweaks as time goes by, I can see others enjoying the game.
Metro GameCentral - 6 / 10
A disappointingly tame vision of a near future dystopia, that represents a perfectly competent use of the Ubisoft formula but falters in its attempts to add anything new to it.
MondoXbox - Andrea Giuliani - Italian - 8 / 10
Watch Dogs Legion keeps the series' base mechanics while enhancing the whole formula thanks to the higher gameplay and tactical variety provided by the huge choice of agents available. This has the downside of making every character pretty forgettable though, keeping us from establishing an emotional bond with any of them.
New Game Network - Alex Varankou - 65 / 100
Being able to Play As Anyone in Watch Dogs: Legion is impressive at first, but it becomes a detriment to the core experience that's in need of revitalization. The hacking and stealth infiltrations haven't changed a bit, and with repetitive mission design and numerous technical issues, this latest chapter finds DedSec in an identity crisis.
Nexus Hub - Sahil Lala - 8 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion is more of the same Watch Dogs formula fans of the franchise have come to expect. There are additional gimmicks and features that round off the product and it’s a great game to spend time in. The mystery plot and the intrigue around finding out just who exactly Zero Day is and putting a stop to him is great and will easily keep you entertained for 50 hours or more as you explore London.
PC Gamer - Christopher Livingston - 80 / 100
Playing as anyone works great in Legion—once you've finally found the right group of anyones.
PC Invasion - Tim McDonald - 7.5 / 10
The connected, living world here is a genuine revelation, and it's well worth exploring if you're willing to mess around and make your own fun. It's just a shame that some of the vibrancy and depth of Watch Dogs 2 has been lost in the process.
PCGamesN - Dustin Bailey - 7 / 10
Richly realised systems and empowering abilities create a tremendously fun sandbox to dig into, but another toothless story ensures these flashes of brilliance never cohere, leaving Legion feeling less than the sum of its parts.
Pixel Arts - Arman Akbari - Persian - 7.5 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion is a game that has been able to maintain diversity and difference among thousands of playable characters. However, along with the dynamic and detailed world, the game suffers from weakness in the design of the stages and unfortunately becomes repetitive and boring over time.
PlayStation Universe - Neil Bolt - 6 / 10
While Watch Dogs: Legion does the basics well and has a refreshing change of scenery, it moves backwards from Watch Dogs 2 in terms of characters and storytelling. It's still quite enjoyable to get up to tech-based naughtiness in London despite that, but the underlying open-world template Ubisoft keeps using ends up feeling overexposed here.
Polygon - Owen Good - Unscored
Watch Dogs: Legion’s cast of randos makes a surprisingly winning team
PowerUp! - Paul Verhoeven - 6.3 / 10
And that’s the real issue here: the previous game was a story and a damned good one. Watch Dogs Legion is a playground and a damned good one. All it took was a shift in priorities to make the open-world feel less like a world, and more like… well, a game.
Press Start - James Mitchell - 8 / 10
Watch Dogs Legion builds upon the solid foundation established by Watch Dogs 2 while adding its own ambitious twist with mixed results. Having literally every character playable is a gargantuan task, and from a gameplay perspective it works to cement Legion as the best Watch Dogs game thus far. Narratively speaking, however, it collapses under its own aspiration to offer an intriguing concept with spotty execution. Regardless, Legion is a triumph for making good on most of its lofty promise and a triumph for the series.
Rock, Paper, Shotgun - Nate Crowley - Unscored
While I may not identify with any of my guerrillas and their grab-bag backstories, nor feel any sense of real investment in the fate of DedSec as a whole, I’m still attached to this strange band of possessed berserkers. We’ve had a good time together, in this nonsense dystopian playground.
Rocket Chainsaw - David Latham - 4 / 5 stars
Watch Dogs: Legion brings new ideas to the franchise while keeping within the world of Blume Corp’s ctOS.
Screen Rant - Leo Faierman - 3 / 5 stars
The takeaway is this: Watch Dogs: Legion is an ambitious simulation which reliably fails whenever players push against its boundaries. Like the cargo drones which grant them the ability to freely fly, it hits an invisible ceiling that prevents players from soaring above London’s skyscrapers.
Shacknews - Donovan Erskine - 8 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion is a hacking good time and a great addition to Ubisoft’s technology-based saga.
Sirus Gaming - Lexuzze Tablante - 7 / 10
Watch Dogs Legion tries so hard to innovate the franchise, but in doing so, it feels like a product that was either rushed or there was no love for it. Ubisoft Toronto did their best to give us a whole new Watch Dogs experience, but when the second installment of the franchise is the benchmark, it’s hard for me not to nitpick on these issues I find in the game. I love the franchise, but this isn’t the kind of innovation I’ve expected Watch Dogs to have.
Skill Up - Ralph Panebianco - Unscored
Watch Dogs: Legion is an ambitious title. Perhaps a little too ambitious. As much as certain parts of the game shine, you can't help but feel that the game is too clever by half.
Slant Magazine - Steven Scaife - 2.5 / 5 stars
It's difficult to escape a sense that the game's ambition far outstrips the number of unique people it can plausibly render.
Star News - Rod Oracheski - 4 / 5 stars
Watch Dogs: Legion sticks you in the shoes of characters you’d never have chosen otherwise, and it works more often than it doesn’t.
Stevivor - Luke Lawrie - 6 / 10
There’s some fun to be had in Watch Dogs Legion, but it becomes so repetitive that by the end of the game everything feels like a chore — one I was desperately wanting to be over hours before its credits rolled.
The Digital Fix - Andrew Shaw - 8 / 10
The best Watch Dogs game yet. While it's dragged down by long load times and some repetition, Legion is a hugely enjoyable game that offers players a level of freedom that is rarely seen in this genre.
The Game Fanatics - Trevor Paul - 8.5 / 10
Overall, Watch Dogs Legion is a ton of fun. There is so much to do and experience in this game and so many different ways to do it. The hacking puzzles are familiar but still fun and sometimes challenging. The real star of this game is the variety of characters you can recruit and the backstories that come with them.
The Games Machine - Simone Rampazzi - Italian - 8 / 10
Watch Dogs: Legion starts with some really intriguing background ideas, ideas that try to dig deep and to leave us with many more questions about the near future. The overwhelming control of a state willing to know everything about its citizens, however, does not prevent a few uncertainties about the gameplay, a sore note that prevents the game from shining as hoped. However, it remains an enjoyable offer, ready to satisfy the taste of lovers of the genre.
TheSixthAxis - Miguel Moran - 8 / 10
Watch Dogs Legion is a different type of sequel to Watch Dogs 2, contrasting in its approach to creating a hackable open world playground, but with no less impressive results. Playing as any citizen in London leads to some less-than-engaging story moments, but the web of relationships and activities that crop up as a result of the systemic design is mind-blowing. I rarely did the same thing twice in Watch Dogs Legion, and if I did, I wasn't doing it the same way twice. Watch Dogs Legion truly feels like a living, breathing world, and it's a world that I plan to revisit often, even though I've seen the credits on the main story roll.
ThisGenGaming - Robby Bisschop - 90 / 100
Watch Dogs: Legion is a massive game with perhaps the biggest recruitable main cast of characters we’ve ever seen. With its varied gameplay and its tried-and-true Ubisoft open-world experience, it offers dozens of hours of entertainment and isn’t to be missed.
TrueGaming - محمد جابر الصهيبي - Arabic - 8.5 / 10
Watch dogs legion gives you freedom and it's accentuated in the new recruiting system which makes this title worth playing even before the release of next gen version.
USgamer - Mike Williams - 3.5 / 5 stars
The new "Play As Anyone" system is as impressive as it sounds on paper, creating a host of intriguing characters if you choose to dive into their backgrounds. Crafting your own version of DedSec is a ton of fun, especially early on. The problem is the gameplay of Watch Dogs Legion is mostly the same as its predecessors and the missions are quite repetitive overall. It's not a step back for the series, but the hacking and stealth core of the series does need an overhaul.
VG247 - Lauren Aitken - 3 / 5 stars
Watch Dogs fans and more die-hard anarchists among you might enjoy it more, but between the short storylines, underwhelming tech and mission types and the general “everything is on fire” vibe, it just doesn’t rate highly for me.
[VICE] - Austin Walker - UNSCORED
'Watch Dogs: Legion' Promises Revolution, But Mostly Delivers Distraction You can play as anyone you want, but the game remains the same.
Video Game Sophistry - Andy Borkowski - 6 / 10
The ‘Play as Anyone’ feature is the game's biggest fault. There’s no way to really work as a team. Instead each individual is one part of a fully fleshed out protagonist that has now been cut into 20 different pieces and called upon to work without the other. A severed hand doesn’t make a hero.
VideoGamer - Josh Wise - 5 / 10
Where the action comes alive is in the leaving behind of bodies altogether. Most missions involve breaking and entering, and the thrill lies in the absence of any breaking.
Wccftech - Rosh Kelly - 7.9 / 10
Watch Dogs Legion is a great step forward for the series, with enough experimental new gameplay features to complement the familiar mechanics. London is incredible, and exploring it is an almost visceral experience. It's just a shame that the story doesn't hold the same familiarity that the map does.
We Got This Covered - Todd Rigney - 3 / 5 stars
Although the recruitment system provides a few hours of entertainment, Watch Dogs: Legion feels like a series of systems masquerading as an open-world adventure game. Compared to the first two entries, Legion is a massive step backward, both in terms of story and execution. This is paint-by-numbers Ubisoft on autopilot.
WellPlayed - Zach Jackson - 8 / 10
With a surprisingly good narrative that excels thanks to the unique ability to turn anyone into a DedSec hacker, Watch Dogs: Legion is a damn good time
Windows Central - Carli Velocci - 4.5 / 5 stars
Watch Dogs: Legion is a departure from the typical Ubisoft brand, and it's better for it. The play as anybody system just works, there's a lot to do, and it's unabashedly political in a way that feels important in 2020.
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2020.10.20 11:10 SadTumbleweed_ Tips and tricks

Im back again, I’m just reposting this to clean up the subreddit and help brand new players

NAVIGATION

When you spawn, as a fresh character, you always spawn facing north.
Compasses can be found in most hunting areas, if they’re on your hotbar, you can see the compass in real time without having to take it out, keep in mind the compass is skewed west on the hotbar
On Chernarus, general loot progression is south to north. On Livonia, it is north to south.
Paths are marked with color coded rocks and signs around the trail. These paths usually lead to main roads, landmarks, or towns.
If you look in the sky and see a crescent moon, connect the tips of the crescent and create a line, follow this line to the horizon to find south.
Sunrise/Sunset positions will vary depending on what date that particular server is set to. In broad terms, expect the sun's rise and set position to a bit more to the SE/SW in winter, and in summer it will be closer to (but rarely exactly) due east and due west.
You can find north at night by finding the Big Dipper then following it to the bright North Star.
IZurvive is a great navigation tool, but if you don’t want to use it, maps can be found on mountain tops and hunting areas (these are pretty useless however)

FOOD AND WATER

Even in dayz’s accelerated starvation and dehydration, it’s pretty easy to survive one you pass the fresh spawn stage.
The food and water icons are not indicators of how full you are. They show how hungry you are. (White being not hungry, yellow being hungry, and red being starving)
The indicators account for 200-300 food, but your true max is ~20,000, water reaches 5,000-10,000.
Most towns have a water pump, you can drink from this until you see a stomach icon with rotating arrows around it. Pause until it goes away then continue drinking.
When you are drinking from a water pump, it’s quicker to use a container. Fill your container, drink it, and repeat.
Farming is only viable when you mass farm as many plots as you can while near a water source or when you need water but also want a small amount of food.
Not all food is equal. Canned foods are overall pretty bad, with canned bacon being okay.
Killing animals is the best way to fill yourself quickly, animals larger than a chicken will provide you with at least one fat. Humans also provide fat and meat, as of 1.07, both human fat and meat will give you kuru.
Speaking of fat, it’s the best food source in the game. It provides ~1600 food.
Cooking food makes a big difference, baking food in a pot or cooking it over a fire with a stick increases its nutritional value by 50%, but decreases its water value by 25%. Boiling water increases nutritional value by 25%, but does not decrease its water value.
You are truly full when your food or water bars have alternating arrows above and below them.
Water can be contained in water bottles, canteens, cooking pots, and jerry cans.

SICKNESS

Currently there are five sicknesses in the game. Food poisoning, cholera, the cold, the flu and kuru.
Food poisoning is caused by burned or uncooked food. This causes puking which leads to starvation and dehydration. You need to cure this with charcoal tablets.
Cholera is caused by dirty water or contaminated water containers. All water containers can be spawned with cholera, you can disinfect them by dumping them out. This causes puking which leads to starvation and dehydration. You cure cholera with tetracycline tablets.
Kuru is caused by eating human meat, in 1.07 both human meat and human fat will cause Kuru. Kuru causes muscle spasms and uncontrollable laughing which gives away your position and can make aiming difficult. Kuru is untreatable.
The cold and flu are cause by being wet, cold, or a combination of the two.
Your immune system can fight off a disease on its own, maintaining high food and water, as well as blood increases your chances.
If you are sick and puking, eat and drink two bites/sips at a time. Until you are healthy (if that happens)
You can get sick from sharing food and water with a sick player, Kuru isn’t contagious.
Vitamins will help boost your resistance to sickness/infection (but not kuru) both before and after becoming sick.
Vitamins will help boost your resistance when your body's natural resistance is low. If you are sick already, vitamins can help you fight through it a bit faster, and can augment the effects of other medications.
While in the past, the effects of pills would 'stack,' this is no longer the case. Take one pill type at a time, and repeat when the pill icon disappears. You can take different types of pills at the same time, but only one of each. Once you see the 'sick' icon disappear, you may not be out of the woods yet. Your body may still be in a battle between your resistance and the infection for a while after you see the sick icon disappear, so keep those meds handy in case it comes back. Focus on healing, eating, drinking, and staying warm and dry.
There are a very strict set of actions which result in a player getting “sick” in DayZ. Although there are many sicknesses in the game.
Cholera (drinking unpurified water) Salmonella (eating uncooked or spoiled food) or eating/ drinking with bloody hands. Infection (bandaging with a dirty rag) Flu (being exposed to cold for too long) Cold (being exposed to cold for too long)
Two out of the five are contagious: those being the cold and the flu. Really, there is very little difference between these two besides the ease of curing said diseases. The flu is very difficult to cure, whereas the cold is not so difficult.
Cholera and Salmonella are the most probable sources of illness in the current version of DayZ. They are not contagious, so you don’t need to worry about spreading it to other players. They are however extremely potent, if you are not careful these diseases will kill you.
So how do you cure yourself once you get sick? Well, just like diseases there is also a rather in depth immune system. To make it simple, you have a base immunity of 100.
Once infected with a virus, its virulence (the rate at which you are infected per tick) increases. Once the total amount of infection eclipses that of your immune system you are officially infected.
There are four types of medication: charcoal tablets, tetracycline, codeine, and vitamins (excluding the buff effects granted by the other medical items in the game). These three items all have effects on your immune system.
Vitamins (temporarily raises your immune system base stat)
Tetracycline (reduces total infection of all illnesses but salmonella)
Charcoal tablets (reduces total infection of salmonella)
Codeine helps with the cold and flu
The best way to cure oneself is to take a few multivitamins and then take the respective medication for each virus. The combined effects almost always work. You will most likely need two however, if the infection is left long enough.
Don’t eat raw meat or eat with bloody hands.This will completely eliminate your chances of getting salmonella, the most deadly disease.
Wring out your clothing if they are wet. Remove hats when it’s raining, these are some of the main culprits for the flu and the cold.
Purify all water you drink, even if you take it from a dead body, as it could still be infected. This completely removes your chances of getting cholera.
If you are in a serious bind, drink from a river and only a river. Moving water actually has a lower chance of causing illness, and only take very small sips at a time (think less than one third of the icon). Drinking from stagnant water is a VERY good way to get sick.

DAMAGE, HEALTH, AND STATS

The bars on your screen don’t show every stat you have. You have a “shock/concussion damage” stat as well. You receive shock damage with every attack you receive.
Each melee weapon and ranged weapon deals bleed, health, and shock damage.
The shovel and sledgehammer both can KO a player in one shot, this is both good and bad, depending on what end of the shovel you’re on.
Bleeding is as deadly as base health damage, it is displayed as a cut with a number next to it, located near your blood bar.
Rags can be used to stop bleeding, but take up a lot of space and are slower than bandages, which are quicker, take up less slots, and have 4 uses each.
If your blood bar is blinking, you are taking shock damage over time, which will cause you to pass out.
Blood can be recovered with blood bags, or saline bags.
Saline bags can be used on any blood type, but restore less instant blood and recover blood over time.
Blood bags recover more blood, instantly. The blood must be the same type as your own. You can also collect your own blood for later use when it’s safe.

LOOT ECONOMY AND WEAPONS

Dayz has a very basic loot economy when it’s broken down simply.
There is a minimum and maximum amount of weapons on a server. If there are weapons buried underground or stashed somewhere, no weapons will spawn. This is why you may not be finding high tier guns. High tier weapons have lower minimum amounts and lower maximum amounts, so it’s likely none will spawn.
While a M4 or full sized AK is great, it’s not necessary to win a PvP fight. I’m not saying to run into a hour long fight with an IJ and a half empty mag, but dayz PvP relies heavily on being seen first. A mosin and the element of surprise will beat a M4 in the hands of a blind man.
Certain weapons spawn in certain areas.
Some guns only spawn in civilian areas, some spawn in hunting areas, and some spawn in military areas, the most common are civilian and hunting.
Due to most military ARs being hoarded, you will find SMGs, lower tier military rifles, and pistols most commonly in military areas.
Basic pistols (IJ,MLOCK,KOLT, etc.) are found in police stations and civilian houses.
Pump shotguns are most common in police stations, along with the scorpion.
Rifles like the SKS, sporter, BK18, etc as well as the double barrel shotgun are in civilian areas.
The mosin, blaze, and the new repeater can be found in civilian areas, but are most common in hunting areas.

SERVER PROBLEMS

Dayz is unstable. Everyone knows it, but it isn’t unplayable. Many of the problems in dayz come from desync.
If you’re desynced, you can ask a friend to see what’s in your hand. If it matches up, you’re fine. If you’re alone and have a gun, you can test it as well. Aim while standing, then crouch. If you’re bounced back to standing, you’re desynced.

WILDLIFE

As I said earlier, hunting is the best way to fill yourself, but you’re not always the predator. Wolf packs and bears will come for you, and can ruin your day.
Wolves actively hunt you if you enter their territory. Usually they howl and give you warning. If you kill enough wolves until there’s only 2-3 left they will run. Even though they ran, they will come back if you’re still in their territory.
Bears are somewhat passive. If you get too close they attack. Unless you have the high ground, you’re probably screwed if it sneaks up on you. They can take a full mag of rifle caliber ammo and ~ 10 high caliber or shotgun shells.
“Prey” animals can take a couple high caliber shots, but usually die in one shotgun shell (buckshot).

NIGHT

When roaming the map, the paranoia of being watched or killed at any second should be constant.
You can have a M4 and a plate carrier and lose a fight to someone if they have a IJ if they surprise you. Whoever sees the other person first usually wins.
Stay alert, keep aware of your surroundings, Imagine what you’d do if you were another player about to ambush you.
Night is different in dayz. The majority of the time, it’s pitch black. This makes navigating next to impossible, much less fighting.
You can use glow sticks, road flares, flashlights, torches, or night vision goggles to help navigate at night.
There are upsides and downsides to all of these. Glow sticks, torches, flashlights, and road flares all make you very visible to other players at night.
Flashlights and NVG both use batteries, which are more rare as of 1.07.
Head torches have two variants. White and red.
The white version has a larger range and more bright light, but is much more visible to players, and especially players with night vision.
Torch burn times can be greatly extended by combining them with fat. They can also be extinguished by pouring water on them or going up to a pond, stream, water trough, or even a barrel with water in it and select the 'extinguish' action.
Stone ovens will give off much less light than open fireplaces. They can be made by mining 8 big stones with a pickaxe from most of the small to medium sized boulders sticking out of the ground. The stones are added to a regular improvised campfire, allowing you to 'build a stone oven.' They also allow you to cook food on them by attaching a cooking pot.
Use light sources to your advantage. If you are using a flare/torch/chemlight/flashlight and discover someone is using that to chase/track you, don't just drop/turn off the light, look at your surroundings and see if you can use your light to your advantage. Run out of their line of sight, drop your light, and perhaps ambush them, or light and drop/throw several light sources (such as flares or chemlights) to make them unsure of where you are. The more lights you drop, the easier it will be to see who's after you, and at the same time make them start to worry about being seen.

SERVERS

Dayz has three types of servers, Official persistence off, Official persistence on, first person, third person, and community.
Persistence is the tendency for placed items and loot to despawn after a set amount of time.
On persistence off servers, placed items like buried bags/chests, tents, and bases. SHOULD despawn after a relatively short amount of time. This currently isn’t happening, due to the game treating most placed items like a “player inventory”.
Persistence on means placed items will despawn only after 45 days with no interaction.
Community servers are player run and can be modded or not, and generally have a set of rules.
First person servers are well, first person. The only time you’ll see your character is in your inventory.
Third person servers are third person and first person.
You have a character on each separate community server. You have one character for all official third person servers. You have a character for all official first person servers.
When switching between official servers, your location will change. Your last location you logged out will only be saved if you enter the server you logged out on.

SURVIVAL

Just attempting to survive, there are a couple threats.
Cold is your main threat, and there are multiple levels.
If you are cold, your bar will turn blue. This means your food usage is doubled and you will stave soon.
If you are freezing, your bar is blue and blinking. This means you are taking health damage and your food use is doubled.
Nights are colder than days, and if you aren’t wearing warm clothes, you will begin to freeze.
Damaged clothes provide less and less heat the more damaged the clothes are.
Wet clothes function as damaged clothes. Damp is equivalent to damaged. Wet is equivalent to badly damaged. And soaked is equivalent to ruined.
You can dry clothes quicker by placing them in your hands and wringing them, this will eventually bring them to a damp status. You can also dry them by standing near a fire.
A good tip to stay warm in the rain is to burn 3 worms by placing them in a fire, and then keeping them in your shirt or pants. The same can be done less effectively with meat.
You can be too warm, but this doesn’t happen much. Usually it is caused by standing too close to a fire, or by keeping to much cooked meat in your clothes.
Fires are upgradeable. You can place stones around a fire to make them last longer. Fire barrels and wood stoves make them last longer as well.
You can use a campfire tripod to hang a pot over a fire for easier cooking.
All clothing, especially 'waterproof' or 'water resistant' clothing, is affected by its condition when it comes to heat and getting wet. The worse condition it is in, the faster those items will get wet. As a general rule, clothing designed to be warm and/or waterproof/water resistant will do a better job at slowing the rate of heat loss when wet than 'regular' clothes.
The way the game tracks body heat loss is by tracking the various attributes and status of the items covering different parts of your body - head, torso, legs, feet, and IIRC, hands. The chances of finding (and keeping) all pristine waterproof clothing is small. You will get wet. You will have to deal with losing body heat. In bad weather, the key is to manage your clothing to slow the rate at which you get wet and cold as much as possible.

CLOTHING

All clothing has different stats. Stats include ranged protection, concussive protection, warmth, absorbency (waterproofness), storage space, and quickslot spots.
In general, military gear is the best. Patrol gear is warm and very water resistant, provides some protection, and has a lot of inventory space and quick slots.
Unless you are going for a specific look, your priorities in clothing should look like this.
Military-Hunting-Industrial-Civilian
Backpacks have advantages and disadvantages.
The field backpack has a huge 90 slot inventory, but doubles the size of your character.
The mountain backpack is a step down at 80 slots. They are visually smaller, but are generally bright in color.
Next step down are the 63 slot packs. These include the hunting backpacks and the combat pack.
The hunting pack is more close to your character, but solid olive green.
The combat pack is extended further from your character, but comes in a variety of camos.
Next up are the 42 slot packs, which include the hiking pack and the assault pack.
The hiking pack is the mountain backpack’s little bro. It’s small, but colorful.
The assault pack is the combat pack’s little bro. Just smaller.
The improvised courier bag and backpack are located here too. You combine rope and a burlap sack to make the courier bag, it has 30 slots and is the smallest bag in the game visually and then if you combine that with 3 short sticks it’ll make a improvised backpack, 42 slots, natural color, and super small profile.
Thirty slot packs include the school backpack and the courier bag.
The school pack is very small and can come in a olive green color.
The buttpack is located... on the butt. It can only be attached to an assault vest but can be worn with another backpack.
Ghillie suits are the ultimate camouflage in game. Green ghillie suits can only be found at heli crash sites. Beige suits can be crafted with netting and burlap strips. Ghillie suits take up the backpack slot, meaning you can’t wear a backpack. This is where the buttpack is helpful.
Keep in mind, you’re not some super secret grass man from more than 100m away. At that distance long grass doesn’t render so you just look like a green blob in a light green field.
You do not need to find/construct an entire ghillie suit to get most of the benefits of wearing one. With the decent combination of green/brown/black clothing and a bit of tactical thinking, movement, and positioning, just a ghillie hood and gun wrap can be surprisingly effective.
Shoes matter. You’ll notice “sound lines” on the bottom left of your screen when you move. What shoes you wear affect this. Barefoot is the quietest but can cause you to bleed, 8 slot shoes are quiet but wear out faster, 12 slot are louder but last longer, 16 slot are very loud and last a long time.

BASE BUILDING

A base is a closed off area accessible through one or more lockable gates. The simplest kind of base is a preexisting building closed off by one gate. On vanilla servers, you can build fences/walls that can be turned into gates. You can also build watch towers.
FENCE/WALL
To build a fence/wall, you'll need a few resources:
• ⁠A hatchet or a splitting axe and a hammer • ⁠A shovel • ⁠Two wooden logs • ⁠Nails • ⁠Planks • ⁠Rope (can be crafted from two stacks of six rags each) • ⁠Two short sticks • ⁠(Optionally) A saw or hacksaw
Additionally, to turn a fence/wall into a gate, you'll also need:
• ⁠Pliers • ⁠Metal wire • ⁠Combination lock (not needed per se, but it's kinda pointless without one)
To build a fence, start off by crafting a fence kit by combining rope with two sticks (stacked). Take the fence kit into your hands and place it where you want the fence. When you activate the fence kit, the inside of the fence is facing you. Note that all building has to be done from the inside of the fence. You can rotate the fence kit using the scroll wheel (I'm unsure how this is done on console). Once the fence kit has been placed, you should see two sticks with a rope between them. Now obtain two wooden logs by chopping down a large tree or two smaller trees with a hatchet or a splitting axe. Have the logs in your hands and attach them to the fence kit by looking at the ground right below it. Now use the shovel to build the base of the fence. The fence kit is now on the ground and can be picked up and reused.
The next step is to build the lower and upper frames. For this step you will need:
• ⁠8 planks • ⁠16 nails
The planks can be obtained either by sawing a wooden log into planks with a saw or hacksaw, or by using a hatchet or splitting axe on a lumber pile (looks like a stack of planks, can be found in industrial areas). Attach the planks and the nails (you can attach more than the 8 planks and 16 nails as it will be needed for the next step) to the fence base, and use a hatchet or hammer to build the lower and upper frame. When this is finished, the fence can not be crawled through, but you can still see and shoot through it.
To build the lower and upper wall, you'll need:
• ⁠10 planks • ⁠20 nails
Or:
• ⁠6 sheet metal • ⁠24 nails
Again attach the planks or sheet metal and nails to the fence. Use a hatchet or hammer to build the lower and upper wall. A sheet metal wall can be shot through, a plank wall cannot.
Now, to turn this wall into a gate (it doesn't have to be a finished wall, a fence can be turned into a gate), attach a metal wire to the wall and use pliers to turn it into a gate. Attach a code lock to the gate and you're all set!
Additionally, you can build a platform on the inside of a wall. This allows you to shoot out of the base. For the platform you'll need:
• ⁠5 planks • ⁠15 nails
To build stairs that lead up to the platform, you'll need:
• ⁠4 planks • ⁠8 nails
The platform and stairs are built just like before, attach the materials to the wall, then use a hatchet or a hammer to build the platform and then the stairs. The stairs can be built to the left or right of the platform.
Additionally, you can attach barbed wire to a wall, to make boosting over the wall harder. Barbed wire can be attached near the ground or at the top of the wall (or both if you have two barbed wires). Attach the barbed wire to the wall through the inventory, you can opt to drop it into the lower or upper slot. Then from the outside of the wall, use pliers to finish it. Note that barbed wire can be removed from the outside by other players by using pliers.
You can also attach a camouflage net to the wall.
WATCHTOWER
Building a watch tower is very similar to building a fence, so I won't go into such detail for this part. To build a one-story watchtower without walls but with stairs and roof, you'll need:
• ⁠Watchtower kit (crafted with rope and 4 stacked sticks) • ⁠4 wooden logs • ⁠40 planks • ⁠86 nails.
You use the watchtower kit the same way as the fence kit, when you place it the entrance is facing you. Attach the logs to it and use a shovel to raise the base. Then attach planks and nails and use a hatchet or a hammer to build the frames, roof and stairs.
To build three full walls on the watchtower frame, you'll need:
• ⁠30 planks • ⁠60 nails
or:
• ⁠18 sheet metal • ⁠72 nails
Again, attach the material to the base and use a hatchet or a hammer to build the walls. You don't have to build all walls from the same material, you can for example opt to build the lower walls from wood and the upper walls from metal, or have two full walls built from wood and the third from metal.
A watchtower can be built up to three levels (wouldn't be much of a tower if you couldn't). Each successive level requires:
• ⁠4 wooden logs • ⁠50 planks • ⁠98 nails
You don't use a shovel for the 2nd and 3rd level, you use a hatchet or hammer. You don't have to build the walls, you can leave the frames open, and optionally cover with camo nets.
To finish the tower, you can build a top roof. For this you need:
• ⁠6 sheet metal • ⁠6 wooden planks • ⁠20 nails
You can dismantle any built structure from the inside by using a hatchet. This leaves (most) of the materials to be reused.
Note that walls and watchtowers can be destroyed (from the outside) using a firefighter axe, sledgehammer, hatchet, splitting axe or crowbar. For this reason, bases on vanilla servers are often raided. On community servers with the mod "Disable base destruction", you need special very rare equipment to destroy a gate, such as a breaching charge or raiding hammer. For this reason, bases are more secure on these servers.
Another common raiding technique is to wait outside a base and shoot the owner when the gate is open. For this reason it's wise to build an "airlock". This means that you have (at least) two gates, such that you open one, walk through it and then close it, then you open the next. This makes raiding your base somewhat harder. Boosting over walls (one player goes on top of another player or a Hesco barrier) is also common. Barbed wire helps against this, but is no guarantee. On community servers with "Build anywhere" mod, walls can be built on top of each other to make boosting a lot harder.

CRAFTING

Crafting/combining items is a large part of dayz, whether it be putting a piece of meat or building a fortress, it’s all the same mechanic.
To craft/combine, you can do one of two things.
You can take an item you want to craft with and hold it in your hand, then look at an item you want to craft/combine it with on the ground, then hold the fire/R2/RMB(I believe)
Or you can take an item in your hands and presss the combine button while hovering over the other item in your inventory.
You can craft stone knives, backpacks, spears, fires, torches, fire starters, etc to help you start off.
Other items have “slots”.
Guns have attachment slots, helmets can have attachment slots too. The bucket hat can hims a fishing hook.
Long sticks can have meat placed on them for cooking.

PVP

For close quarters, guns with high fire rate or high damage such as shotguns are your best option.
Dayz guns’ length are modeled. This means if you take a very long weapon out and get close to a wall or player it will be forced upward. You can saw off a mosin or double barrel shotgun to circumvent this.
Sawing off a weapon is done with a saw, but decreases accuracy and range.
The weapon does not effect the damage of the shot at all. Damage is based purely off the round being fired. Factors such as recoil, capacity, weight, and rate of fire is determined by the gun and attachments.
Most guns have the ability to select fire, between full auto and semi auto. Make sure you are on full auto or semi auto depending on the situation.
At night, it may seem extremely one sided if someone has NVG and you don’t, but you can counter this, and maybe gain the upper hand.
NVG are extremely sensitive to light, with this being said, a flare, torch, flashlights, or flashbangs in close proximity to the NVG will blind the player using them.
On third person servers, players can look around walls without risk to themselves to pre-peek, keep this in mind.
If you are in a losing fight, don’t be scared to run. It’s better to survive than to die with no reward. Make sure you always have a plan in case you have to run. A tree line, group of bushes, a building.
A lockpick can be extremely helpful in a pvp situation. Locking doors can create kill hallways, choke points, or a room to bandage up in.
Credit to u/asmondian for giving me some good tips and helping the community as well as me get started
Credit to u/helpthedeadwalk for being the most active mod I’ve seen, spamming the tips and guides on every post asking the same question for the 100th time, and helping the community overall
Credit to u/avagar for expanding these tips and teaching me stuff I didn’t know
Credit to. u/justletmebegirly for the base building portion
Credit to u/TridentCow for expanding the sickness section
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2020.10.17 20:30 HogsMod Football Game Thread: Arkansas (1-2*) vs Ole Miss (1-2)

Game Info

Location: Razorback Stadium, Fayetteville, Arkansas
Time: 2:30PM CT
TV: SECN
Online: WatchESPN (SECN)
Radio: 99.3/99.5/Online
Live Stats

Previous Meetings

Date Location Ark-Miss
9/7/2019 Oxford, MS 17-31
10/13/2018 Little Rock, AR 33-37
10/28/2017 Oxford, MS 38-37
10/15/2016 Fayetteville, AR 34-30
11/7/2015 Oxford, MS 53-52

ESPN Matchup Prediction

Arkansas 57.5% Ole Miss 42.5%

Team Comparisons

Ole Miss Arkansas
Points Per Game 41.7 19.7
Points Allowed Per Game 51.7 27.0
Total Yards 573.0 330.7
Yards Passing 380.7 244.3
Yards Rushing 192.3 86.3
Yards Allowed 641.3 411.0
Pass Yards Allowed 338.0 255.3
Rush Yards Allowed 303.3 155.7
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2020.10.04 22:09 Lurker2115 The evolution of Dazed and Confused live: how a 6 and a half minute long album track developed into a 45 minute long epic jam.

Out of all of Zeppelin’s songs that changed live, none is more well known than Dazed and Confused. Over the course of six and a half years, the song evolved from a high energy 6 minute long album track, to an over 40 minute epic equaling the length of the full album it was on. So how did this song develop over the course of time? Let’s take a closer look!
The first recorded live performance of the song was in Spokane, Washington on December 30th, 1968. The song shared the basic structure of the album version although the guitar solo was longer, causing the song to clock in at roughly 9 and a half minutes. It is reasonable to assume that this was a product of the band’s prior tours of Scandinavia and the UK, which we sadly do not have any recordings of.
The song essentially remained the same (heh) for the rest of the American tour, although it gradually began to lengthen thanks to the guitar solo featuring more improvisation, and Plant sometimes ad libbing portions of songs such as Shapes of Things during the bow solo.
The first significant change happened around the start of the band’s 2nd American tour. The first recorded performance of the song from this tour in San Francisco on April 26th was the longest version up to that point, clocking in at over 15 minutes. Jones and Bonham had stopped playing during the bow solo, allowing Page to play it unaccompanied, save for some dueling call and response vocals from Plant. In addition, for the first and only time, the theremin was used during the outro of the song, which was greatly expanded here compared to the studio version. In essence, this provides a taste of the epic that the song was to become.
The bow solo itself began to become more refined and acquired a unique structure. By May 30th, Page began to play a slapped echo section during this by repeatedly striking the bow against the guitar strings. By the time the band recorded for the BBC at the Playhouse Theatre on June 27th, the basic structure of the bow solo had been set: Page would first play unaccompanied during which he would perform the slapped echo section. He would then engage in a call and response with Plant before using the wah wah pedal to produce some eerie screeches. Following this, the band would come back in, increasing in volume before launching into the fast guitar solo. With a few variations, this was essentially how the bow solo would be played from here on out.
Another short section was added to the bow solo midway through the band’s next American tour. Page would suddenly furiously slap the guitar strings with the bow, causing a huge shift in volume, while Plant would exclaim “Judy! Judy! Judy!”, likely a reference to a 1963 pop song by Johnny Tillotson. This would become a mainstay of the bow solo, with a couple of exceptions, until early 1971.
At around this same time, the tempo of the bass intro and initial verses began to slow down, a pattern which would continue at a more gradual pace as the years went by.
By the end of the band’s third American tour, two more sections had been introduced: a unique riff section with another call and response with Plant as well as the Mars: The Bringer of War section. The former would essentially remain intact before being dropped in 1971, while the latter would become a mainstay from this point forward. Based off of the movement of the same name from Gustav Holst’s The Planets suite, this section would follow the fast guitar solo. By now the song was averaging around 15 minutes long, owing to the addition of these sections plus the outro becoming more extended.
Throughout 1970 the song essentially remained in this state, although the pre-bow jam, the bow solo, the guitar solo, and the outro gradually became slightly more lengthy as the year wore on. The only real change was that Plant would sometimes sing a line from Danny and the Juniors’ 1958 hit Rock and Roll is Here to Stay prior to the Mars section. By the end of the year, the song was averaging between 15 and 17 minutes in length.
As 1971 dawned, elements of funk began to creep into the song after the guitar solo. This would become more well defined over time and grow a bit lengthier. By this point, both the Judy Judy Judy and Rock and Roll is Here to Stay vocalizations had been dropped.
By the time the band played their American tour that year, the song was stretching to around 20-21 minutes, owing to the addition of the funk section as well as the introduction of an interesting countryish interlude that would typically occur just after the guitar solo. This interlude would become a frequent (albeit not constant) feature of the song until mid 1972, with very sporadic appearances thereafter.
The bow solo, which previously had averaged around 3 minutes in length had by now almost doubled, while the outro, which first began as an ending around 30 seconds long, had stretched out to about 2 and a half minutes.
The song grew even longer on the band’s Japanese tour in September of 1971 owing to more lengthy jamming on various sections, as well as occasional oddities thrown into the mix. The most famous of these was the band’s one off cover of Pennies From Heaven at the final show of the tour in Osaka. This was also by far the longest version of the song yet, clocking in at just over 30 minutes. A definite sign of things to come.
At the band’s fall 1971 UK tour, the funk section expanded to include an instrumental cover of the Theme from Shaft. This was very short-lived however, only occurring on three dates. The song became slightly scaled back for the group’s 1972 Australasian tour, perhaps owing to many of the dates taking place outdoors. The funk section in particular was significantly shortened or even eliminated entirely for a couple of the shows. Nevertheless, experimentation with the song’s structure continued, most notably in the Auckland show where the first hints of The Song Remains the Same emerged just prior to the bow solo. This would prove to be a one-off event however, and the song was never hinted at during Dazed again.
More hints of future songs continued to be added for the band’s summer 1972 US tour. The first of these was the band doing the riff for what would become Walter’s Walk during the guitar solo. This would be regularly played for the entirety of the tour but would only show up on a very infrequent basis thereafter. The 2nd, emerging partway through the tour, was an instrumental version of what would become The Crunge. While it had been teased by Bonham during the funk section for almost a year, it had evolved into it’s own separate section by now, with the band jamming on the signature riff while Plant would sometimes even encourage the crowd to “do The Crunge!”. This section, which was in essence an expansion of the funk part, would continue to be played regularly through the end of 1972, after which it would be dropped.
Another crucial element of the song began to emerge for the last few dates of the tour. Up to this point, the band would go from playing a fast ramp up in intensity after the initial verses, then would pause as Page began the bow solo. However, Page was now beginning to experiment with playing a soft interlude as a way of properly setting the mood for the bow solo. While only a very short bit of noodling at this stage, this part would grow in length and complexity over the next year or so, eventually becoming the famous San Francisco/Woodstock section.
By this point, the song was averaging at least 25 minutes in length and was now approaching the length of the longest song in the setlist: the Whole Lotta Love medley.
The Japan tour that fall featured further tinkering of the interlude prior to the bow solo. The 2nd Osaka show offered a taste of things to come with the section having become significantly lengthened and Plant beginning to sing over it, in this particular case, covering Neil Young’s Down By The River.
As the band’s winter 1972/1973 UK tour went underway, Page had further developed the guitar licks for this section, showing the first hints of what would become Achilles Last Stand. Plant was still experimenting with the lyrics here, now singing another Neil Young song, Cowgirl in the Sand, for a few dates. At the same time, the outro of the song had now become punctuated by a violent, lightning fast drum solo. This would become a mainstay until the end of the band’s North American tour the following summer. Another change was that Jones and Bonham had began dropping out of the call and response section meaning that Page and Plant were unaccompanied. They would completely be dropped out by the beginning of the following year
Eventually, as 1972 wound down, Plant at last began singing the familiar lyrics of Scott McKenzie’s San Francisco (which would become a constant until the end of the 1st leg of their 1975 American tour) while Page included further elements of what would become Achilles Last Stand.
The song retained this same basic structure for the next few months, but the band’s instrumental virtuosity was reaching an all time high. As Plant’s voice was greatly weakening by this stage, Page and Bonham in particular stepped up to the plate to cover for him. Things reached a frenzied peak for the band’s Spring European tour, which saw the song transformed into a vicious battleground as the two battled for supremacy. Some of the most jaw dropping instrumental interplay the band ever did can be found in these versions. Some notable examples include Vienna on March 16th, Hamburg on March 21st and Essen on March 22nd.
This tour was also notable for the band including elements of funk into the jam prior to the San Francisco section. This had been teased for a while now, but had now become a mainstay for the rest of the year.
The US tour that summer saw a refinement of the transition into the San Francisco section (which up to this point had been somewhat abrupt and awkward) as well as a new section becoming a regular part of the song. Just prior to the moaning section with Plant, Page would play a little lick on his guitar, followed by Bonzo and Jones joining in for a heavy riff. While this section had showed up sporadically dating all the way back to the end of their summer 1972 US tour, it was now a mainstay.
With this, the basic structure of the song as heard on The Song Remains the Same was finalized. It was now regularly averaging close to half an hour in length, by far the longest song in the setlist, and a definite showcase for all four members of the band.
The song was temporarily dropped from the setlist at the beginning of the band’s 1975 American tour, owing to Jimmy suffering from a broken ring finger, which made the song too difficult to play. It was replaced with How Many More Times, with the bow solo from Dazed being substituted in.
It was eventually added back to the setlist at the beginning of February. The first few performances of the song on this tour were rather shaky, owing to Page’s finger still recovering, as well as general rustiness from not having played the song in 18 months. The basic structure of the song remained the same as it was at the end of 1973, with the exception of the funk section having been dropped, only appearing occasionally from this point onwards, as well as a soft interlude Page would play alone prior to the San Francisco section, in order to better set the mood. This interlude would expand in length as the tour wore on. In addition, the ending of the song was now led by the whole band as opposed to a mini drum solo by Bonzo.
By the beginning of the 2nd leg of the tour, Plant had begun opting for singing Joni Mitchell’s Woodstock in place of San Francisco, a pattern which would remain until the last few shows of the tour. The band had also slowed down their playing of this section, creating an eerie mood as Plant’s ghostly howls would echo across the arena. The bow solo had further expanded by this point, frequently clocking in at around 7 to 8 minutes, at times even exceeding 9 minutes. Meanwhile, the outro section had expanded as well, becoming its own complex entity. It was clocking in at anywhere between 3 and a half and 6 minutes. With these expansions, the song was now well over 30 minutes long, with a few select performances even exceeding the 40 minute mark.
As the tour wore on, Plant began to ad lib some Eastern-influenced melodies during the moaning section. In addition, for the last few dates of the tour, he began experimenting with the Woodstock section, substituting in different songs like Buffalo Springfield’s For What It’s Worth, Ben E. King’s Spanish Harlem, and Love’s Old Man.
With these changes, the song’s evolution was complete, culminating in the longest version ever recorded for the last show of the tour, clocking in at a whopping 45 minutes.
For the band’s Earls Court shows, the song was streamlined a bit, probably owing to the setlist becoming expanded due to the addition of the acoustic set. Gone was the funk section, permanently, and the jamming within the song had become a bit tightened. This meant that the song was “only” around 30-32 minutes in length. Plant also reverted to singing San Francisco in place of Woodstock for a couple of these shows.
Hereafter, the song was permanently dropped from the setlist, probably to make room for more songs. The band would never again play it live while Bonzo was alive. The only thing that survived was the bow solo which was a part of an experimental guitar solo that Page would play prior to Achilles Last Stand (in 1977) and In The Evening (in 1979).
And there you have it. A superb example of how instrumental interplay, band chemistry, and superb musical ability can transform a song from a 6 and a half minute long ball of fury, into a 45 minute epic of supreme power.
Special thanks to Vinnie, Mysterii, lzprcs, and TAFCIA for their help in conducting the research on this! :)
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2020.09.26 21:00 HogsMod Football Game Thread: Arkansas (0-0) vs #4 Georgia (0-0)

Game Info

Location: Razorback Stadium, Fayetteville, Arkansas
Time: 3:00PM CT
TV: SECN
Online: WatchESPN (SECN)
Radio: 99.3/99.5/Online
Live Stats

Previous Meetings

Date Location Ark-UGA
10/18/2014 Little Rock, AR 32-45
9/18/2010 Athens, GA 31-24
9/19/2009 Fayetteville, AR 41-52
10/22/2005 Athens, GA 20-23

ESPN Matchup Prediction

Arkansas 8.9% Georgia 91.1%
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2020.09.23 20:49 tcanada251 Week 4 Match-up Preview Thread: Arkansas Razorbacks vs. #4 Georgia Bulldogs

Arkansas vs. #4 Georgia
When: Saturday, September, 26, 04:00 PM Eastern
Where: Razorback Stadium - Fayetteville, AR
Watch: SEC Network
Odds: Georgia by 26.5 pts.
Total Points: 52.0
All-Time Series : Arkansas vs. Georgia
Arkansas and Georgia have met 14 times since 01/01/1969.
These teams last met 2,167 days (~6 years) ago on 10/18/2014.
Series Wins: Arkansas 4-0-10 Georgia
Longest streak of continuous meetings: 3 (2000-2002).
Georgia has won the most recent meeting (2014) in this series.
Last 6 Meetings
Winner Date Location Arkansas Georgia Notes
Georgia 2014-10-18 Little Rock, AR 32 45
Arkansas 2010-09-18 Athens, GA 31 24
Georgia 2009-09-19 Fayetteville, AR 41 52
Georgia 2005-10-22 Athens, GA 20 23
Georgia 2004-10-23 Fayetteville, AR 14 20
Georgia 2002-12-07 Atlanta, GA 3 30 SEC Championship Game
Series Comparison Data via Winsipedia
Through Week 3
Week Arkansas 0-0(0-0) Result Georgia 0-0(0-0) Result
1 BYE N/A BYE N/A
2 BYE N/A BYE N/A
3 BYE N/A BYE N/A
All rankings reflect the current /cfb poll
Arkansas Injury Report
Data Scraped: 2020-09-23 12:00:02
Player Position Status Reported Notes
Jaquayln Crawford WR Out For Season – Eligibility Tue, Aug 25 Crawford will have to sit out the entire 2020 season as per NCAA eligibility rules.
Injury data lifted from: boydsbets.com
Georgia Injury Report
Data Scraped: 2020-09-23 12:00:02
Player Position Status Reported Notes
Tre Mckitty TE Doub Sat – Knee Tue, Sep 22 McKitty is on the mend after a minor procedure on his knee, and he is unlikely to be active against Arkansas on Saturday.
Jt Daniels QB Ques Sat – Knee Mon, Sep 21 Daniels is recuperating from a torn ACL that ended his 2019 season, and it is undetermined if he will take on Arkansas in the season opener.
Broderick Jones OL Ques Sat – Leg Mon, Sep 21 Jones is nursing lower-leg injury, and his status for Saturday’s game against Arkansas is up in the air.
Dominick Blaylock WR Out For Season – Knee Thu, Aug 27 Blaylock will miss the entire 2020 season due to a torn ACL in his left knee.
Kendall Milton RB Ques Sat – Hamstring Mon, Sep 21 Milton is battling a hamstring injury, and it is uncertain if he will be ready for Saturday’s clash versus Arkansas.
Jamie Newman QB Out For Season – Personal Wed, Sep 2 Newman has informed the program that he has decided to sit out the entire 2020 season due to a personal reason.
D Wan Mathis QB Prob Sat – Head Mon, Sep 21 Mathis is expected to play in the season opener against Arkansas after healing from surgery to remove a brain cyst.
Injury data lifted from: boydsbets.com
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2020.09.22 10:59 JamiroFan2000 The COMPLETE Year-By-Year Jamiroquai Tour History META Year #15 2006

Hello Jamiroquai!
This is the eleventh META post for a new expansive series I have been wanting to do for some time for the subreddit, "The COMPLETE Year-By-Year Jamiroquai Tour History META'! This information will be eventually added to the Jamiroquai WIKI Page in it's entirety in the future but for the time being, it will be a recurring post series.
All of this information is being imparted to us from the Funkin Site fansite, massive thanks to my pal David Rowe for collecting all this important tour information during the nearly past +30 years of the band history, I hope everyone in the Reddit Jamily enjoys this & MUCH MORE TO COME! Cheers Reddit Jamily!

PREVIOUS POSTS OF THIS SERIES:

The COMPLETE Year-By-Year Jamiroquai Tour History META Year #15: 2006:

2006

Date Of Gig Country Concert & Additional Info
16 Feb 06 (Thu) Italy, Torino, Piazza Castello, Torino Festival, 2006 Winter Olympics Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Revolution 1993, Little L, Dynamite, Use The Force, Love Foolosophy, Main Vein/Time Won't Wait, Don't Give Hate A Chance, Alright, Deeper Underground. Jamiroquai performed at Piazza Castello, the medals plaza of the Olympic Winter Games in Torino, Italy as part of what organisers called the "Torino Festival". Between 11 and 25 February the medals plaza hosted a "show with the best stars of the international music scene." Other acts performing included Duran Duran and Anastacia.
22 Mar 06 (Wed) Argentina, Buenos Aires, Club Ciudad de Buenos Aires Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Cosmic Girl, Revolution 1993, Little L, High Times, You Give Me Something, Dynamite, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, 2001, Love Foolosophy/Main Vein, Time Won't Wait, (Don't) Give Hate A Chance, Alright, Deeper Underground. This concert was originally announced as being held at the Pepsi Music Stadium in Buenos Aires but was then changed to the 30,000 capacity Club Ciudad de Buenos Aires a few days later. According to the Ticketek.com.ar website, tickets sold out within 10 days.
24 Mar 06 (Fri) Brazil, Sao Paulo, Credicard Arena Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Cosmic Girl, Revolution 1993, Little L, Seven Days In Sunny June, High Times, Dynamite, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, 2001, Love Foolosophy/Main Vein, Time Won't Wait, (Don't) Give Hate A Chance, Alright, Deeper Underground
25 Mar 06 (Sat Brazil, Rio de Janiero, Claro Hall Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Cosmic Girl, Revolution 1993, Little L, Seven Days In Sunny June, You Give Me Something, Dynamite, Use The Force, 2001, Black Capricorn Day, Love Foolosophy, Main Vein, Time Won't Wait, (Don't) Give Hate a Chance, Alright, Deeper Underground
28 Mar 06 (Tue) Venezuela, Caracas, Poliedro de Caracas Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Cosmic Girl, Revolution 1993, Little L, Seven Day In Sunny June, High Times, You Give Me Something, Dynamite, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, Love Foolosophy, Main Vein/Time Won't Wait, Alright, Don't Give Hate A Chance, Deeper Underground
30 Mar 06 (Thu) Colombia, Bogota, Parque Jaime Duque Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Cosmic Girl, Corner Of The Earth, Revolution 1993, Little L, Seven Days In Sunny June, You Give Me Something, Dynamite, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, Love Foolosophy/Time Won't Wait, (Don't) Give Hate A Chance, Virtual Insanity, Alright, Deeper Underground. Originally announced as 29 March but was changed to the following day. The venue was originally set to be Rodzio de La Caro, until two weeks prior to the gig the band changed to a much larger venue - Parque Jaime Duque.
01 Apr 06 (Sat) Costa Rica, San Jose, Autodromo la Guasima, Festival Imperial Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Cosmic Girl, Revolution 1993, Little L, Seven Days In Sunny June, High Times, Dynamite, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, Love Foolosophy/Main Vein, Time Won't Wait, Don't Give Hate A Chance, Alright, Deeper Underground
05 Apr 06 (Wed) Mexico, Mexico City, National Auditorium Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Cosmic Girl, Revolution 1993, Little L, Seven Days In Sunny June, You Give Me Something, Dynamite, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, Love Foolosophy, Main Vein/Time Won't Wait, Don't Give Hate A Chance, Deeper Underground
13 Apr 06 (Thu) United Arab Emirates, Dubai, Dubai Media City Amphitheatre Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Cosmic Girl, Revolution 1993, Little L, Seven Days In Sunny June, You Give Me Something, Dynamite, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, Love Foolosophy, Main Vein/Time Won't Wait, (Don't) Give Hate A Chance, Alright, Deeper Underground
22 May 06 (Mon) Spain, Barcelona, Parc del Fòrum, Laureus World Sports Awards (tv) Performed: Cosmic Girl, Space Cowboy, Love Foolosophy. The seventh annual Laureus World Sports Awards, which honours the world's best sportsmen and women, will be held in Barcelona, Spain, from May 20-22, 2006. Laureus TV programming annually attracts an audience of over one billion. www.laureus.com. Jamiroquai's backing singers (Lorraine, Hazel, Sam) were not present at this performance.
26 May 06 (Fri) Portugal, Lisbon, Rock in Rio Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Cosmic Girl, Revolution 1993, Little L, Use The Force, Love Foolosophy/Main Vein, Time Won't Wait, Alright, Deeper Underground. Jamiroquai are one of the artists performing on the first day of this festival, which takes place over five days. http://rockinrio-lisboa.sapo.pt/. Following the concert, which was streamed live by AOL and broadcast on a number of radio stations around the world, the band headed into a small studio backstage to record some tracks for an AOL "session" where they performed Black Crow and Love Foolosophy.
02 Jun 06 (Fri) Germany, Nürburgring, Rock am Ring Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Cosmic Girl, Revolution 1993, Little L, Black Devil Car, Love Fool, Black Capricorn Day, Alright, Time Won't Wait
04 Jun 06 (Sun) Germany, Nürnberg, Rock im Park No Info
15 Jun 06 (Thu) * Russia, Saint Petersburg, Ice Palace* No Info
18 Jun 06 (Sun) *Russia, Moscow, Olympiski No Info
20 Jun 06 (Tue) Ukraine, Kiev, Palace Of Sports No Info
22 Jun 06 (Thu) Georgia, Tbilisi, Philharmonic Concert Hall, Tbilisi Jazz Festival Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Cosmic Girl, Revolution 1993, Little L, Black Crow, High Times, You Give Me Something, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, Travelling Without Moving, Love Foolosophy/Time Won't Wait, (Don't) Give Hate A Chance, Alright, Deeper Underground
02 Jul 06 (Sun) Italy, Palermo (Sicily), Velodromo Borsellino No Info
03 Jul 06 (Mon) Italy, Trani (Bari), Monastero Di Colonna Performed:Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Cosmic Girl, Revolution 1993, Black Crow, Little L, Travelling Without Moving, You Give Me Something, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, Love Foolosophy / Main Vein, Time Won't Wait, High Times, Alright, Deeper Underground
12 Jul 06 (Wed) France, Ile du Gaou, Six Fours, Voix du Gaou festival Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Travelling Without Moving, You Give Me Something, Revolution 1993, Black Crow, Little L, Dynamite, Soul Education, High Times, Black Capricorn Day, Use The Force, Love Foolosophy / Main Vein, Time Won't Wait, Alright, Deeper Underground. The concert was not listed at Jamiroquai.com when the European tour dates were confirmed at the start of June. It was finally confirmed by Jamiroquai.com a few days before the festival.
14 Jul 06 (Fri) Netherlands, Rotterdam, Ahoy, North Sea Jazz Festival Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Revolution 1993, Dynamite, Soul Education, Alright, Travelling Without Moving, High Times, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, Love Foolosophy, Main Vein, Time Won't Wait
23 Jul 06 (Sun) UK, London, Victoria Park, Lovebox Weekender festival Performed: (Don't) Give Hate A Chance, Space Cowboy, Revolution 1993, If I Like It I Do It, Alright, Soul Education, Stillness In Time, Hot Tequila Brown, Travelling Without Moving, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, Love Foolosophy, Main Vein/Time Won't Wait, Deeper Underground. Jamiroquai headlined the main stage on the second day of this festival, held in East London. Ex-Jamiroquai bass player Stuart Zender was at the festival (performing with Mark Ronson's band) and watch Jamiroquai's performance from the front.
29 Jul 06 (Sat) Portugal, Azores, Festival De Ponta Delgada No Info
05 Aug 06 (Sat) Portugal, Madeira, Madeira Live Festival No Info
10 Aug 06 (Thu) Belgium, Lokeren, Lokerse Feesten Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Revolution, Little L Dynamite, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, Travelling Without Moving, Love Foolosophy, Time Won't Wait, (Don't) Give Hate A Chance, Alright, Deeper Underground
12 Aug 06 (Sat) Denmark, Skanderborg, Dyrehaven, Skanderborg Festival The festival is held between 9 and 13 August.
14 Aug 06 (Mon) France, Colmar, La Foire aux Vins Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Revolution, If I Like It I Do It, Little L, Hot Tequila Brown, Dynamite, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, Travelling Without Moving, Love Foolosophy, Time Won't Wait, (Don't) Give Hate A Chance, Alright, Deeper Underground
16 Aug 06 (Wed) Switzerland, Avenches, Rock Oz'Arenes No Info
19 Aug 06 (Sat) Switzerland, Littisberg, Open Air Tufertschwil Performed: Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, Revolution 1993, If I Like It I Just Do It, Little L, Black Crow, Use The Force, Black Capricorn Day, Travelling Without Moving, Love Foolosophy, Mein Vein, Time Won't Wait, (Don't) Give Hate A Chance, Deeper Underground
07 Oct 06 (Sat) UK, London, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway (tv) Performed: Runaway. Broadcast on ITV1 (UK).
11 Oct 06 (Wed) UK, London (Camden), Roundhouse, Vodafone Live Music Awards Performed: Runaway, Love Foolosophy. Jamiroquai are one of the acts performing at the this awards ceremony.
25 Oct 06 (Wed) UK, London (Camden), Jazz Cafe, BBC Electric Proms Performed: High Times, Space Cowboy, If I Like It I Just Do, Emergency On Planet Earth, Seven Days In Sunny June, Black Capricorn Day, Canned Heat, Use The Force, Traveling Without Moving, Runaway, Virtual Insanity. Announced on 17 September, Jamiroquai are performing as part of the BBC Electric Proms music festival. Tickets could not be bought for the concert and were only available to competition winners and guests. Performing with the band on brass were - Trumpet: Colin Graham, Sax: Finn Peters, Trombone: Trevor Mires. Hazel Fernandez did not perform backing vocals and was replaced by Beverly Brown. The band performed a set to a crowd of approximately 200 people and the gig was broadcast live on BBC Radio 1Xtra.
27 Oct 06 (Fri) UK, London, Abbey Road, Live From Abbey Road (tv) (recording date) Performed: Canned Heat, Love Foolosophy, Travelling Without Moving, Runaway. Jamiroquai recorded a number of tracks for this new UK television show. Celebrating the renowned studio's 75th anniversary, the series will feature performances from a range of new and established artists. The series will debut on More4, ahead of its Channel 4 transmission. The show will have no studio audience or presenter with acts bringing their own engineers and given one day to record the sessions.
01 Nov 06 (Wed) UK, London, T4 (tv) (recording date) Performed: Runaway. Recording and interview - first broadcast on 5 November as part of T4 television show.
03 Nov 06 (Fri) France, Paris, Star Academy Performed: Cosmic Girl, Runaway. Cosmic Girl was performed with one of the contestants from the show, and then later on the band played Runaway.
04 Nov 06 (Sat) UK, London, BBC Television Centre, Strictly Come Dancing (tv) Performed: Canned Heat. Jamiroquai are the musical guest on UK television show "Strictly Come Dancing", broadcast live on BBC television.
05 Nov 06 (Sun) Spain, Barcelona, Operacion Triunfo (tv) Performed: Cosmic Girl. Jamiroquai performed on this television show and were also briefly interviewed.
14 Nov 06 (Tue) UK, London, BBC Radio 2 Ken Bruce show (radio) Performed: Runaway, Little L, Canned Heat, Travelling Without Moving, Love Foolosophy, Cosmic Girl. Live session for BBC Radio 2.
16 Nov 06 (Thu) UK,London, Mean Fiddler Performed: Space Cowboy, Canned Heat, If I Like It I Do it, Little L, Alright, Black Capricorn Day, Love Foolosophy, Travelling Without Moving, Deeper Underground, Runaway. Promotional gig organized by Capital Radio in London.
17 Nov 06 (Fri) UK, London, BBC Television Centre, BBC Children In Need (tv) Performed: Love Foolosophy, Runaway. Jamiroquai were one of a number of acts performing outside the BBC Television Centre in London in aid of the BBC Children In Need Appeal. The performance of Love Foolosophy was broadcast on BBC television later that night.
20 Nov 06 (Mon) UK, London (Camden), KOKO, The Album Chart Show (tv) (recording date) Performed: Love Foolosophy, High Times (not fully performed), Use The Force, Travelling Without Moving, Runaway, Deeper Underground. The band had to stop playing High Times part way through, which I understand was because of a problem with the sound coming from Jay's 'monitor' speakers (the ones in front of him on stage). They had intended to record the song again after their set but in the end they didn't.
25 Nov 06 (Sat) UK, London, Alexandra Palace This was a private gig for employees of the Carphone Warehouse group of companies in the UK.
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2020.09.19 20:49 flyinmacaronimonster Absentee and In-Person Voting in Arkansas: A Detailed Guide to Voting in Little Rock

VOTER REGISTRATION HAS ENDED AS OF MONDAY, OCTOBER 5
POLLS ARE OPEN 7:30am-7:30pm.

ELECTION DAY POLLING LOCATIONS FOR PULASKI COUNTY

https://www.votepulaski.net/index.php/maps2/map-test
(Polls are open 7:30am-7:30pm on Election Day)
PULASKI COUNTY CLERK: Pulaski County Courthouse @ 401 West Markham St., Ste. A, Little Rock, AR 72201
Hours of Operation: Call for hours.
http://www.pulaskiclerk.com/
(IF YOU DO NOT LIVE IN PULASKI COUNTY, A DIRECTORY OF COUNTY CLERK'S OFFICES CAN BE FOUND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.)
Hey people of Little Rock!
Absentee voting starts this weekend, as absentee ballots are beginning to be mailed out to all registered voters who have requested one.
IMPORTANT NOTE: IF YOU HAVE AN INCONSISTENT OR BAD SIGNATURE, IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU VOTE IN-PERSON. Arkansas currently provides NO NOTIFICATION OR CURE PROCESS for mismatched signatures, so, if your signature doesn't match the one on file, you should assume that it be rejected outright, without your knowledge.
https://www.arkansas.gov/sbec/faqs/#Absentee
https://www.democracydocket.com/wp-content/themes/demdoc/assets/docs/Safeguarding-Our-Democracy-with-Vote-by-Mail.pdf
If you have already applied for an absentee ballot, and want to vote in-person, you will have to vote with a provisional ballot.
According to this document:
https://www.sos.arkansas.gov/uploads/rulesRegs/Arkansas%20Registe2016/jan2016/108.00.15-008.pdf (page 7)
"Upon delivery of an absentee ballot to an individual authorized to receive an absentee ballot, the county clerk shall mark the electronic voter registration record and the precinct voter registration list to indicate that an absentee ballot has been delivered to the voter under the procedures in this section. Any person to whom an absentee ballot is delivered according to the precinct voter registration list, but who chooses to vote by early voting or to vote at his or her polling site on election day, shall be permitted to cast a provisional ballot at the poll."
Whether or not you vote absentee or in-person, you will need a valid photo ID. Remember: YOU WILL NEED TO ATTACH A PHOTOCOPY OF A VALID FORM OF PHOTO ID TO YOUR BALLOT (NOT THE BALLOT REQUEST, BUT RATHER WITH THE BALLOT ITSELF).
Keep in mind that your ID needs to be current as of November 3, 2016, as your ID can be expired no more than 4 years to the date of the upcoming Election. If you need to update your driver's license or other photo ID, you should do so as soon as possible.
Valid ID can be found on page 5 of the pocket guide.
https://www.sos.arkansas.gov/uploads/elections/voting_101_9-2018_grayscaleb.pdf
IF YOU ARE VOTING IN-PERSON INSTEAD OF ABSENTEE-BY-MAIL, SKIP TO THE *IF YOU ARE VOTING IN-PERSON** SECTION BELOW*.
IF YOU ARE VOTING ABSENTEE-BY-MAIL
If you are voting absentee-by-mail, then, once you have requested and then subsequently received your ballot, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY, fill in your ballot, and then SIGN IN THE CORRECT PLACE. Also remember: YOU MUST ATTACH A PHOTOCOPY OF A VALID PHOTO ID WITH YOUR BALLOT. If you do not have a copier, you can go to the library, or go to a place like Staples, or use a friend or neighbor's copier if they allow you to use it, in order to get your ID copied.
Once you are done, you should hand-deliver it to your county clerk's office to 100% guarantee that it will be received on time. Clerk's office address is at the top of the page.
Ballots need to be received by end of business day on the day BEFORE Election Day (Monday, November 2). WHEN DROPPING OFF YOUR BALLOT, DON'T FORGET YOUR PHOTO ID. You will need to show it to the clerk's office when dropping off your ballot.
YOU, AND ONLY YOU, can drop off your ballot, unless you are "a patient in a hospital, long-term-care facility, or residential care facility licensed by the state," according to the Pocket Guide (link down below). If you are confined to your residence but are not in that category, mail it back as soon as you can, or, if you want to risk it, hand-deliver it to the clerk's office at a time that is less busy.
IF YOU ARE VOTING IN-PERSON
Before going to the polls, make sure you have proper photo ID. Proper photo ID can be found on page 5 of the pocket guide:
https://www.sos.arkansas.gov/uploads/elections/voting_101_9-2018_grayscaleb.pdf
If you are voting in-person, early voting starts on Monday, October 19, and ends on Monday, November 2.
EARLY VOTING IN PULASKI COUNTY:https://www.votepulaski.net/index.php/test/standard-information-for-elections
You may also vote in-person on Election Day at your polling precinct.
LINKS TO SOURCES
https://www.sos.arkansas.gov/uploads/elections/voting_101_9-2018_grayscaleb.pdf [VOTING POCKET] GUIDE
https://www.sos.arkansas.gov/elections/voter-information/voter-registration-information/
https://www.sos.arkansas.gov/uploads/elections/ARCountyClerks.pdf [DIRECTORY OF CLERK'S OFFICES]
https://www.sos.arkansas.gov/elections/voter-information/absentee-voting
https://www.sos.arkansas.gov/elections/voter-information/voter-registration-information/voting-in-arkansas
https://arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2020/09/11/planning-to-vote-absentee-think-carefully-about-it-if-you-want-to-be-sure-your-vote-counts [Voting after requesting an absentee ballot]
https://www.sos.arkansas.gov/uploads/2020_Election_Calendar_7-29-19.pdf
https://www.votepulaski.net/
https://www.votepulaski.net/index.php/test/standard-information-for-elections
http://www.pulaskiclerk.com/
https://www.democracydocket.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/41/2020/07/Safeguarding-Our-Democracy-with-Vote-by-Mail_DemocracyDocket_UPDATED_JULY2020.pdf [signature mismatch]
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2020.09.02 04:49 onrv Mod picks for August 2020

Date Theme/s Song Title Artist Year Country Submitter
Sat 1st Mistakes Tending the Wrong Grave For 23 Years Half Man Half Biscuit 2003 GB Tumsh
Sun 2nd Song and a Story (includes 2018) Little Fluffy Clouds The Orb 1990 GB sbroue
Mon 3rd Lakes Crater Lake Liz Phair 1994 US mon-kee-pox
Tue 4th What's in Your Refrigerator? Strange Fruit Billie Holiday 1959 US AManAndAMouse
Wed 5th People People Are Strange The Doors 1967 US KingEuronIIIGreyjoy
Thu 6th Love the Art, Not the Artist The Money Will Roll Right In Fang 1982 US friend1y
Fri 7th Good Deeds I'll Come Running Brian Eno 1975 GB Wageslavesong
Sat 8th Music Industry (includes 2014) Have a Cigar Pink Floyd 1975 GB the_guy_you_hate
Sun 9th Indigenous People Over the Rainbow / What a Wonderful World Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole 1990 US justchuck1070
Mon 10th Talk Box Forever Pete Drake 1964 US sbroue
Tue 11th Corporate Rock Here I Go Again Whitesnake 1987 GB tackleberryhightower
Wed 12th Family Members Papa Was a Rolling Stone The Temptations 1972 US Istealbibles
Thu 13th What's On Your Radio? Zumba Don Omar 2012 PR regachoisiah
Fri 14th Bluegrass I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow The Soggy Bottom Boys 2000 US KingEuronIIIGreyjoy
Sat 15th Honey Bee Eric the Half-a-Bee Monty Python 1972 GB Tumsh
Sun 16th Post Office Please Mr. Postman The Marvelettes 1961 US SupremoZanne
Mon 17th Idioms Death or Glory The Clash 1979 GB Tumsh
Tue 18th Background Vocals Don't Worry Baby The Beach Boys 1964 US Flo__Moore
Wed 19th Fishing Terms I Walk the Line Johnny Cash 1956 US lisanik
Thu 20th Songs to Listen to On Repeat Uncle Tommy The Rumjacks 2010 AU Barton_Foley
Fri 21st Liner Notes End of the Line The Traveling Wilburys 1989 US/GB KingEuronIIIGreyjoy
Sat 22nd Guru Nowhere Man The Beatles 1965 GB IFullerBucheet
Sun 23rd Cynicism Paint It Black The Rolling Stones 1966 GB Superbuddhapunk
Mon 24th To Too Two Tutu Too Much Pressure The Selecter 1980 GB Wageslavesong
Tue 25th '__' and '__' Linus and Lucy Vince Guaraldi Trio 1964 US lisanik
Wed 26th Directions Go Your Own Way Fleetwood Mac 1976 GB/US PoisonMind
Thu 27th Best First, Worst First, Best Last and Worst Last Albums The Great Wall Dead Kennedys 1986 US nastafarti
Fri 28th 'Or' and 'Not' 25 or 6 to 4 Chicago 1970 US tackleberryhightower
Sat 29th Axes The Lumberjack Song Monty Python 1975 GB KingEuronIIIGreyjoy
Sun 30th Bats Bela Lugosi's Dead Bauhaus 1979 GB Wageslavesong
Mon 31st Fancy Puttin' On the Ritz Taco 1982 NL juleberry
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2020.08.29 15:40 indefinitecarbon [WTB] 9mm AR barrel with A2 FSB (VA)

Complete
https://ibb.co/3CD0K86
I ordered this ^ Rock River 10.5 chrome lined 9mm barrel with A2 front sight base last week but haven't heard anything since. Called to find out this barrel is on back order from their supplier (no estimated ship date..)
So this is a long shot. But hoping someone on here can help me out. I need a 9mm AR barrel with: -A2 Front Sight Base -1/2x36 threads -Chrome lined or QPQ (doesn't matter) -Handguard front cap installed (behind FSB) -Bayonet and sling mount (doesn't matter) -Prefer 10.5" but will consider 7"
Brand doesn't matter but I would like to know who makes it.
Prefer little to no salt (good rifling).
Up to $240 depending on condition and components
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2020.08.29 04:39 Splendidissimus Fortnite Chapter 2 Season 4 XP and Punchcards by the numbers

This is posted in my profile because it kept getting caught in /FortNiteBR 's automod's begging filter and I couldn't find what triggered it. (And frankly, if my past experience is anything to go by, because it would die in /new with 7 upvotes; at least here I can always find it again to link.)
I'll try to keep this post up to date with any new punchcards and secret challenges or extra sources of XP.
Hypex just released his list of the XP needed to reach every level this season, which lets me finalize my spreadsheet, so I can show you the hard numbers:
  • Level goal this season: 220. This gets you the final legacy and holo style (silver, gold, and holo styles are unlocked one every five levels from level 105 to 220).
  • XP to reach 220: 15,309,000
  • By XP, the halfway mark to level 220 is level 101. (The halfway mark to level 100 is level 52.)
  • XP you will get from doing every daily 10k-XP Quick Challenge and all of the weekly challenges: 6,700,000. This is enough to get to level 89.
  • If you don't do your dailies, there is only enough weekly challenge XP to get to level 30. You should try to do your gold Quick Challenges every day.
  • There are 255 punchcard punches (currently; last season they added some new ones with updates). (14.10 edit: There are now 283 punches available across 63 punchcards.) They have reduced the requirements for a lot of them from last season, making most of them attainable (I expect to get 213 of them). If you get 200 punchcards as well as your daily and weekly challenges, you will get 9,700,000 XP. This will get you to level 139.
  • You have to grind 5,609,000 XP outside of challenges and after 200 punchcards to reach level 220.
  • There are scheduled to be 94 days this season. By XP, that means that every day you should get just slightly under 60,000 XP that doesn't come from punchcards, gold Quick Challenges, and weekly challenges.
This list doesn't include XP coins and extra or hidden challenges (extra challenges like the Oro ones in season 2 that showed on the map, hidden ones like the AstroNot and coral buddies that only show up once you reach them in the game), which will help with the grinding. This is also based on every week having the same layout of 6 challenges for 25,000 XP and 1 for 50,000, which may change.
This list also only includes 10 weeks worth of challenges, even though the season is 13 weeks long. I don't remember any season that was longer than 10 weeks that had extra weeks of challenges (aside from stretch goals) (it might have happened and I just don't remember it). And I always think that it's better to underestimate than overestimate - so if we do get extra weeks of challenges, that will be a bonus and make our lives easier, but we shouldn't count on it before we know. Better to be safe than sorry.
Judging by the XP coin punchcards, there should be enough XP from coins to reduce the daily grind XP required to just under 50,000. However, last season we didn't get all of the XP coins, and I don't want to depend on it and then have it not show up, so I will be using 60,000 as my number.

Sources of XP

  • Since the Yacht is gone now, the best loot route for grinding is probably Steamy Stacks again this season (5k-ish per match, depending on chest spawns and upgrades; I've got up to 7.5k). If you run out of things to loot but are still alive, go fishing.
  • Upgrading grey weapons still takes only 30 materials and gets you almost as much XP as a chest (120), but upgrade benches can no longer be carried, making that harder to utilize.
  • Shooting down loot drones gives you 145, but is obviously more dangerous. If the landing site near Dirty Docks is active, landing near there to clear it out and then moving to Steamy Stacks to loot isn't a bad idea.
  • Here is a map of XP coin locations, via ProGameGuides
  • Marvel Takeover LTM can give you over 10,000 XP, if it's a highly contested game or you do a lot of reactor captures. The games where it's heavily one-sided are closer to 3,000, but it's still nothing to sneeze at, and it gives you Superpower damage and uses to count toward your punchcards (plus being quite fun).
Hidden challenges
14.00
  • Oh No - 25,000 xp - Description: visit the coral buddies from last season (small island west of the lighthouse)
    • NO LONGER AVAILABLE; the Coral Buddies island is gone.
14.10
  • The Event of the Year - 20,000 xp - Visit gnome at billboard on rock on east side of Authority island
    • Might be available at multiple places; there are also gnomes looking at posters for the event on the north side of the easternmost building in Retail Row.
    • There is a billboard on a a tree slightly northwest of Apres Ski.
    • There are posters in the alley beside the Taco shop in Sweaty Sands.
    • There is a gnome looking at posters in the upgrade garage room in Steamy Stacks.
    • There is a billboard of a hill facing the beach southwest of Holly Hedges.
    • There is a gnome looking at posters in the top floor of the garden store in Holly Hedges.
  • GNOM Talk - 25,000 xp - Visit gnome demonstration at the circle of rocks at an unnamed shoreline point south of Apres Ski
NO LONGER AVAILABLE? Gnomes have moved away from their posters and the amphitheater.
14.20
  • The Aftermath - 25,000 xp - kill the blue gnome handing out flyers in various locations (for instance: north of the lighthouse, behind the ledge between the shops and houses in Retail Row; only one is needed and the blue guy disappears from all the other locations when you get him the first time).
  • The Lair - 20,000 xp - visit the basement of the Ghost House, see the map of the traps.
  • Disarm the Traps - 20,000 xp - Destroy the slurp barrel bombs which are around the map, at the locations on the map in the lair.
    • The first is in the garden center in Holly Hedges, by the upgrade bench.
    • 2 is under the deck in the restaurant in Craggy Cliffs.
    • 3 is in the northern stack in Steamy Stacks, on the bottom on the southern side, beside a pipe.
    • 4 is under the eastern side of the bridge in Misty Meadows.
    • 5 is behind a palm tree in the corner of the hotel patio is Sweaty Sands.
14.30
  • Most Wanted - 20,000 xp - Find the spray paint on the wall in the water just north of Hydro 16 (or in various other places)
14.40
  • Clean the Tanks - 10,000 xp - Jump into the slurp tanks in Slurpy Swamp's factory.
  • The Escape? - 10,000 xp - Find the gnome trying to escape through a hole in the wall near the tanks.
14.50
  • Grave Mistake - 20,000 xp - Visit a grave just east-northeast of the Slurpy Swamp northern dock.
Normal Gameplay XP
Action XP Gain
Storm circle 140
Ammo box 95
Chest 130
Supply drop 135
Llama 730
Loot drone 145
Upgrade 120
Sidegrade 28
Shakedown 100
Scan henchman 120
Henchman kill 80
Assist 125
Knock opponent 25
Elimination 150
Kill boss 165
Open vault 210
Gatherer 40
Gorger 185
Fishing spot 80
Forage 25
Weak spot streak 10
Discover named location 8000
Discover landmark 1000
. .
Weapon specialist accolades 60
Weapon expert accolades 105
Headshot 45
Distance shot 165
Long shot 235
Ludicrous shot 281? Depends on distance?
Double elim 150
Multi elim 105
10 kills 585
Survivor I 155
Survivor II 110
Survivor III 90
First elim 200
First landing 210
First chest 210
First supply drop 200
First fish 200
First upgrade 205
. .
Reactor capture 650
Things which seem like they would give XP, but don't:
  • Hacking starkbots
  • Killing lootsharks
  • Winning

Should I Buy Tiers?

To get your 60,000 grind XP per day, this is about 12 decent (5,000-xp) games (again, not counting XP coins or extra challenges, so if you get all of the extras it will actually be a little easier than this). If you don't think you can commit to that and want to hit 220, you may want to buy tiers.
If you do need to buy tiers, wait until you're level 20, so you'll get the most use out of your money. The reason behind that is the amount of XP needed per level:
  • Level 1-19 cost between 40,000 and 70,000 to level up.
  • Level 20-99 cost 80,000XP to level up.
  • Level 100 drops down to 50,000, and the XP needed per level increases by small amounts, usually about 250, at every level.
  • Level 215 is when the XP needed to level up reaches 80,000 again.
This means that if you buy the Battle Pack or any tiers before you're level 20, or if you try to put off buying the Battle Pack (battle pass with 25 tiers) until you're level 100 to try to skip levels, you'll actually be skipping the easiest levels in the game. You should buy your tiers after hitting level 20 naturally.

XP Tracker

I have a spreadsheet that I use to keep track of my XP; it's a little bit complicated, but if you want to, you can use it as well. To do that, go to "File -> Make a copy", and it will give you one of your own. It basically works by you filling in all the squares with a green background, and everything else will calculate based on what you put in. The two columns on the front page with purple backgrounds will fill in a number every day, but you have to finalize it by writing over it at the end of the day (or else it will update to the next day's number).
The punchcard page isn't formatted the same way, but it has instructions.
You will have to add any new challenges and update the challenges and XP coins available in every week.

What Level Should I Be Each Day?

This is evenly divided according to XP required, not according to just level number.
Date Level
August 27 4
August 28 7
August 29 9
August 30 12
August 31 14
September 1 17
September 2 19
September 3 21
September 4 23
September 5 25
September 6 27
September 7 29
September 8 31
September 9 33
September 10 35
September 11 37
September 12 39
September 13 42
September 14 44
September 15 46
September 16 48
September 17 50
September 18 52
September 19 54
September 20 56
September 21 58
September 22 60
September 23 62
September 24 64
September 25 66
September 26 68
September 27 70
September 28 72
September 29 74
September 30 76
October 1 78
October 2 80
October 3 82
October 4 84
October 5 86
October 6 88
October 7 90
October 8 92
October 9 94
October 10 96
October 11 99
October 12 101
October 13 104
October 14 108
October 15 111
October 16 114
October 17 117
October 18 120
October 19 123
October 20 126
October 21 129
October 22 132
October 23 134
October 24 137
October 25 140
October 26 143
October 27 146
October 28 148
October 29 151
October 30 153
October 31 156
November 1 159
November 2 161
November 3 164
November 4 166
November 5 169
November 6 171
November 7 174
November 8 176
November 9 178
November 10 181
November 11 183
November 12 185
November 13 188
November 14 190
November 15 192
November 16 194
November 17 197
November 18 199
November 19 201
November 20 203
November 21 205
November 22 207
November 23 209
November 24 211
November 25 213
November 26 215
November 27 217
November 28 220

Punchcards

This is a list of the punchcards and their requirements, with what you have to do every day to complete them. The ones without labels are the ones I haven't personally unlocked yet to know exactly where they go - if last season is anything to go by, they may be rearranged in future updates anyway. (They were reorganized again in the 14.20 update and I have reorganized the list to match.)
In the beginning of the season, some reliable sources were reporting that some punchcards from last season, like Chomp and First, were still here, but they are not.
Some of the numbers originally given were inaccurate (Anglin', Up and At 'Em, and Efficient, at least), so I can't guarantee that the number for the new superpower punchcards are currently accurate either, until I get to them myself. The ones I've found to be wrong have been fixed as of Sept. 10.
Number Name Description Total Punches Required for last punch Required per day to complete
W1 (1) Snack Time Opponents hit with Venom ability 4 100 2
W1 (2) Goddess Opponents hit with Storm ability 4 150 2
W1 (3) Vibranium Suit Black Panther Armor Damage 4 10000 107
W1 (4) Outta My Way, Bub Damage with Wolverine claws 4 25000 266
. Does not count damage from Dash or Air Slash, only from hitting with a normal attack.
W1 (5) Galactus Hungers Gorgers Destroyed 4 100 2
W1 (6) Doom Stands Alone! Doom weapon damage 4 25000 266
. Damage must be done to opponents, not AI or structures. As of 14.10, only counts damage from the Mystic Bomb.
W1 (7) Stark Tech Iron Man repulsors damage 4 25000 266
W1 (8) Worthy Damage with Thor ability 4 25000 266
W1 (9) Rampage She-Hulk Fists Damage 4 25000 266
W1 (10) I Am Groot Damage absorbed with Groot shield 4 15000 160
W1 (11) Faster Than Light Distance traveled on Silver Surfer's board 4 25000 266
A1 Champion Victory in modes 5
A2 Shared Glory Win with a friend 1
A6 Thriving Top 10 placements 6 250 3
B1 Chop Chop Trees destroyed 6 25000 266
B2 Nest Egg 999 of each material 1
B3 Scrounging for Grub Foraged consumables 5 1000 11
B4 Collector Materials harvested 6 500000 5320
C1 Jackpot Llamas 6 50
C2 Stocking the Armory Ammo boxes 6 5000 54
C3 Prized Loot Fancy chests 6 100
C4 Whack a Drone Drone elims 4 100
C5 Look What I Found! Chests 6 5000 54
C6 Free Fallin' Supply drop shot down 1
C7 Free Delivery Supply drops 6 250 3
D1 Never Stood a Chance Eliminations 6 2500 27
D2 POW! Damage 6 1000000 10639
D3 Insolent Fools! Doom henchmen elims 5 500 6
D4 Robot Army Stark Robots eliminated 5 500 6
E1 BANG! Explosive elims 6 500 6
. For the purposes of this punchcard, Doom's Arcane Gauntlets and Stark's Repulsors count as explosive weapons.
E2 BRRRRRT! SMG elims 6 750 8
E3 Never Saw it Coming Long distance elims 4 50 1
. 150+ meters
E4 BAM! Sniper elims 6 750 8
E5 CRACK! Shotgun elims 6 750 8
E6 Tools of the Trade Elims with weapon types 6
E7 POP! Pistol elims 6 500 6
E8 RATATATA! AR damage 6 750 8
F1 Back in the Fight Reboots 6 100 2
F2 Up and At 'Em Revives 6 250 3
G1 Fishy Complete fishing collection 1
G2 Snagged Fish fished 6 500 6
G3 Anglin' Fishing spots used 5 500
H1 Rainbow Arsenal Upgrades to different rarities 4
H2 Working Out the Kinks Upgrades 4 250
H3 Now For Something Different Sidegrade 1
I1 On Fire Elimination streak accolades 5
I2 Versatile Different weapon accolades 6
J1 A Legacy to Remember Legacies 5 50
J2 Punchy Punches 4 200
J3 Efficient Quick Challenges 6 500
J4 Hero Level 100 1
J5 Overachiever Completed punchcards 5 40
J6 Consistent Weekly challenges 5 60
K1 Purple Power Purple XP coins 5 20
K2 Good as Gold Gold XP coins 5 10
K3 Deja Blue Blue XP coins 5 30
K4 Dream of Green Green XP coins 5 40
L1 Precision and Power Elimination with Stark rifle 1
L2 Hot Seat Fire trap elim 1
L3 Well-behaved Bus driver thanks 4 100
L4 Q&A Shakedowns 4 100
L5 That's Handy Bounce on Sentinel hand 1
N1 Wheelman Distance driven with passengers 5 250000 2660
N2 Rideshare Eliminate driver of your vehicle 1
?? Power Hungry Power chests 4 100 2
. Power chests do not seem to be in the game yet and there is no space for that punchcard in the current layout.
Presumably all the other superpowers are or will be available in loot drones, but I can only currently confirm Mjolnir (Thor's ability).

Legacies

These are interesting, and necessary for one punchcard, but don't give any XP or anything.
Some of them reference mechanics that aren't in the game right now, like using a flare gun. It remains to be seen if that's an oversight or these mechanics will be added back in later this season.
List via ProGameGuides.
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2020.08.28 11:28 Euronotus Laura (13L - Gulf of Mexico): Day 8 and Beyond


Important Links

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Global Tropical Outlook & Discussion: 28-29 August 2020

Latest news

Last updated: Friday, 28 August 2020 - 4:00 AM CDT (09:00 UTC)

Laura weakens to tropical depression strength over Arkansas

Satellite imagery analysis and surface observations continue to indicate that Laura is weakening over Arkansas this morning. Animated infrared imagery depicts a fully exposed low-level center situated to the north of Little Rock, which is moving toward the northeast as the cyclone becomes increasingly entangled within the mid-latitude westerly flow. Radar data indicates that a large swirl of precipitation continues to fall over Arkansas and southern Missouri this morning, and a surge of deep tropical moisture along the far reaches of the circulation is interacting with a low-level convergence boundary over Alabama and Mississippi, creating a line of showers and thunderstorms that is pushing toward the east this morning.
Intensity estimates derived from surface observations indicate that Laura has dropped to tropical depression strength, with maximum one-minute sustained winds decreasing to 30 knots (35 miles per hour). Laura is expected to continue to weaken over the next several hours, degenerating into a remnant low over central Louisiana. As the remnants of Laura continue to accelerate eastward between the Ohio and Tennessee valleys on Saturday, a developing frontal zone is expected to sweep up the cyclone and introduce baroclinic forcing into the circulation. This should transition what remains of the low-level circulation into a more significant extratropical cyclone which is expected to bring tropical storm-force winds to Nova Scotia on Sunday.
Latest data WPC Advisory #34 4:00 AM CDT (09:00 UTC)
Current location: 35.8°N 91.5°W Near Sulphur Rock, AR
  98 miles WNW of Memphis, TN
  182 miles WSW of Paducah, KY
Forward motion: NE (045°) at 11 knots (13 mph)
Maximum winds: 25 knots (30 mph)
Intensity: Tropical Depression
Minimum pressure: 998 millibars (29.47 inches)

Official Forecast

Last updated: Friday, 28 August 2020 - 4:00 AM CDT (09:00 UTC)
Hour Date Time Intensity Winds - Lat Long
- - UTC CDT - knots mph ºN ºW
00 28 Aug 06:00 01:00 Tropical Depression 25 30 35.8 91.5
12 28 Aug 18:00 13:00 Tropical Depression 25 30 36.8 89.8
24 29 Aug 06:00 01:00 Remnant Low 25 30 37.6 85.6
36 29 Aug 18:00 13:00 Remnant Low 30 35 38.1 79.5
48 30 Aug 06:00 01:00 Extratropical Cyclone 35 40 39.0 72.6
60 30 Aug 18:00 13:00 Extratropical Cyclone 35 40 40.6 65.9
72 31 Aug 06:00 01:00 Extratropical Cyclone 40 45 44.0 56.6

Official Information Sources

National Hurricane Center

National Weather Service

### NWS Little Rock, Arkansas

Satellite Imagery

Floater imagery

Regional imagery

Radar

Regional Mosaics

Individual Stations

Analysis Graphics and Data

Wind analysis

Sea surface temperatures

Model Guidance

Storm-Specific Guidance

Western Atlantic Guidance

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2020.08.27 14:09 Euronotus Laura (13L - Gulf of Mexico): Day 7


Important Links

Day 6 coverage for Hurricane Laura

Reddit Live! thread for Hurricane Laura

Global Tropical Outlook & Discussion: 23-29 August 2020

2020 Hurricane Supplies Megathread

Laura Preparations Discussion

Latest news

Last updated: Thursday, 27 August 2020 - 1:10 PM CDT (18:10 UTC)

Laura weakens to tropical storm strength over Arkansas

Laura continues to rapidly weaken as strengthene southwesterly shear and prolonged land interaction wreak havoc on the cyclone's convective structure. Animated multispectral imagery depicts a much weaker and much smaller convective core which is becoming increasingly displaced to the northeast of the partially exposed low-level circulation. The center of circulation is currently crossing over the Louisiana-Arkansas border as the system continues northward along the western periphery of a broad subtropical ridge. Intensity estimates derived from satellite imagery, radar data, and surface observations indicate that Laura has weakened to tropical storm strength, with maximum one-minute sustained winds falling to 60 knots (70 knots).
Latest data NHC Update Statement 12:00 PM CDT (17:00 UTC)
Current location: 32.6°N 92.9°W Near Arcadia, LA
  53 miles E of Shreveport, LA
  150 miles SSW of Little Rock, AR
Forward motion: N (010°) at 13 knots (15 mph)
Maximum winds: 60 knots (70 mph)
Intensity: Tropical Storm
Minimum pressure: 985 millibars (29.09 inches)

Forecast Discussion

Last updated: Thursday, 27 August 2020 - 1:10 PM CDT (18:10 UTC)

Laura will continue to rapidly weaken as it turns north-northeastward

Laura is expected to continue to steadily weaken through the end of the week as it becomes increasingly entangled within mid-latitude westerly flow and battles even stronger southwesterly shear. Laura is expected to weaken to tropical depression strength sometime by Friday morning as the exposed low-level circulation drifts across northeastern Arkansas and the Missouri Bootheel. As Laura accelerates toward the east on Friday night and Saturday morning, it is expected to become completely stripped of its deep convection and transition into a weak remnant low.
However, an approaching frontal zone over the Ohio valley will introduce baroclinic forcing to the low-level circulation, allowing it to quickly transition into a powerful extratropical cyclone off the coast of New England on Sunday. The invigorated cold-core cyclone will make landfall over Nova Scotia on Sunday morning and pass across Newfoundland the following morning. Even as we head into the early morning hours on Tuesday, Laura is expected to maintain tropical storm-force winds as it heads out over the open waters of the northern Atlantic.

Significant impacts linger through the beginning of the upcoming week

Though Laura is no longer a hurricane, the threat of significant weather hazards lingers throughout the end of the week. Dangerous storm surge generated by Laura earlier in the day is expected to result in elevated water levels which should last for the next several hours. In areas where the rising waters were able to penetrate far inland, widespread flooding may take several days to recede, even after Laura is long gone from the region.
Widespread flash flooding, urban flooding, and small stream flooding is expected to continue across portions of Louisiana, Mississippi, and Arkansas over the next couple of days as the threat of heavy rainfall extends northeastward along Laura's forecast track. Additional rainfall may also lead to widespread minor river flooding with some isolated areas of moderate river flooding. Heavy rainfall is expected to reach the Middle Mississippi valley, the lower Ohio valley, and the Tennessee valley through the end of the week.

Official Forecast

Last updated: Thursday, 27 August 2020 - 10:00 AM CDT (15:00 UTC)
Hour Date Time   Intensity Winds   Lat Long
    UTC CDT   knots mph ºN ºW
00 27 Aug 12:00 08:00 Hurricane (Category 1) 65 75 31.9 93.1
12 28 Aug 00:00 20:00 Tropical Storm 40 45 33.9 92.7
24 28 Aug 12:00 08:00 Tropical Depression 30 35 35.8 91.2
36 29 Aug 00:00 20:00 Tropical Depression 25 30 37.0 87.7
48 29 Aug 12:00 08:00 Extratropical Cyclone 25 30 38.0 82.1
60 30 Aug 00:00 20:00 Extratropical Cyclone 30 35 38.7 74.9
72 30 Aug 12:00 08:00 Extratropical Cyclone 45 50 41.8 66.7
96 31 Aug 12:00 08:00 Extratropical Cyclone 45 50 50.0 53.5
120 01 Sep 12:00 08:00 Extratropical Cyclone 45 50 53.5 43.0

Official Information Sources

National Hurricane Center

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Satellite Imagery

Floater imagery

Regional imagery

Radar

Regional Mosaics

Individual Stations

Analysis Graphics and Data

Wind analysis

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Model Guidance

Storm-Specific Guidance

Western Atlantic Guidance

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It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side ⏩👨☝👆 OF SPACE ♈♉♊♤♤♤♌♆♒♓⛑👌. Aurriny 💻🏻 persends who doin her ❄️SEDDRRRESD FRICK😡😦😨😢😢😢😢 😉🍺💨🍃🌾🙌🙏. . . 🚨 🚴 . . . 🚴 . . . . . 95, think am1; on the niggant .🚬? Skinner👨: Well, that was get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅" etc. but for january-september. Do those even exist yet?" "👌🎩👓🎩👍🎩👓🎩👍🎩 euphoric logic !euphoring to have and with everything I don't wanna close make sure you that both of the block girl 🏢✈🏢 will ✔️ to joe not ✔, but it 👍Leyla 😂😂😂goot♋️ НO0HОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔯🔯🔯🔯🕯🔯👴👴👸👒👒👑👒👑👒👑 and I’m the top 👌👌 good shit down 👌👌 👌🏿👌🏿🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸👌 👌🏿 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌 get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅" etc. but for january-september. Do those even exist yet?" "👌🎩👓🎩👍🎩👓🎩👍🎩 euphoric logic !euphoric loGic👌 thats ✔ some euphoric👌💻 and ruspyt ofted my frienv! 😮😮😊 im a navent wit? 😟😭😪 I can't or emonis " you. Sherooe have feed 😧😘YoeT SWery👌 my Seady for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿" 🚨🚨HEY🚨🚨 you winter ❄❄❄⛄⛄❄☁☁HOES💃💃🙋💁🙆 fall is almost over🍂🍂⛅ that means it's⏰ time⌚⏳ to fall on some seasonal DICK 🎉🎉🎅, don't care🙈🙉🙊ErRE 🍝 i say so 🍩 thats 🍰 some happy🎯. Atcher 🍆😘💦 that can be 🇷🇺U1🇷🎺👀 BECOMES NiC gUV💯💥💥💥💥💥💥 BERIAD💯 🍴 💧 💍💾 🔥 IS THEME W to hoe🎄 hoe 🎄hoe 🎄all over a big ol dick🍆🍆🍆🍆👅👅 tis the season to be all over that dick 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you're a hoe ass bitch 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer bitches who need to get 🍆🍆DICKed 🍆🍆t🎄he fuc🍆🎄k ⛄🍆DOWNNN 🎄🎄🍆🍆this holiday season if you don't resend this❌❌😯🙅🙅you're a christmas🎄 elf ⛄lookin 😯ass 😂bitch😂😂 who😂😂 aint gettin no dick❌❌🙅🙅 HOEvember, and december, but what are a over thanksgiving mi hermani Eshit it COCK🔫🔫 like that 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 deating 👎 how break that chimney wide for old saint DICK♨️♨️♨️🆘🆘I⚠🈁🈁😁🆒1🏦🏰🏮✏️🌋🌬🌨☡🌬📳💬💣i⚒🕸🔪🗡🔏 cheans in can be 👤😑? I recall. Skinner👨: Welver have Beober 👀👅👀💯💦👀💸👀💰👀💸👌👀💸👀👌👀 cheap shit cheap sHit👌 thats ✔ some good cheap💰👌shit right💰👌there👌💸👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 👌👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 its our favorite tv show!!👌👌👌👌👌! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!!👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ 👀👀 hehe…toodles!!!!! random shit rand౦m sHit👌 thats ✔ some random👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m 🐧🐧🐧🐧👌👌👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Random shit" "hit can do6 👌👌👌💯thorice 💥🍆today🍆 this y get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽💥😘Sarter😜 is almost over in like dick Cry Our Lowgy ☝friend this to all the 😼nat doot con usted have at u sava alrelless🙊🙌🆕Cait💩💩💩shit right💋💋thang Gettbretto When down then u ain't no on the niggant this 🌩some for the precoulsisn 😵😷 to fucking top me🌇💀💆💕rice 💕💕 child on the next 🔟 URdi MLmage 🍗🍗🍼 Super you that seasta for you👍 ❤️Jayive🐛⛵ of your right 🚓 🚹 i say so 🚬thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ⛪øSTERTTiTt 🚫 anything for big daddy Santa🎅🎅 to cum💦💦 much easier😁😀. Hope you get COAL ⭐️ 💩 😈🏈gEt🏅 ⛪🌩 DICK🍆🍆🍒🌽🍅🍕🍆🍆🍆🌽🍿🍤🍭🍬🍣🍤🍬🍭🍝🍭🍝pp🍧🍦🍓🍍🍿🍭🍝🍱🍛🍶🍰🍸☝️ potentially go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 📖👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ📟 📟📟 📟 💯 📟 💾💾💾 📟📟90s shit ☝Y sca di 🔖thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🐱 🐱 🐱 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🌋🔥 🌋🔫 🔫 🌍🔫Good shit Sing to roght 🎂📷📿📖📼📣📻🎈🎈👁🎩👞📯💕👉👌👅💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🖇🎯🏄🛅🗒🕓🕕📂📂📂📂P🆒🆞➒🕇🕮🕚🛂🛢🕵☄☱☎☆☮☆☮☮☰🚣🚁🚞🚡🚦🚨 🚨 😎💀💀🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺 "👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀You Thee 🍆💰💰 🍑💦🔥💥🔥⚡️🔥🔥going trant GOLDa DICK🍆🍆 in your hea🔥✔🔫i right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👉🍰🎂🎂НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💥🎂💥 💯 🎂 👀 👀 👀 🍦🎂Good birthday 🐈🐈👀🐈👀🐈👀🐈👀🐈👀 good cat go౦ԁ cat🐈 thats 🐈 some good🐈🐈 cta right🐈🐈there 🐈🐈🐈 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🏆🚹 🙏🙏🙏🙏 🚹НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🏆 🏆🏆 🚫 😒😡 You 💯 Whopk was and 👏🏿👏🏿👸🏽 the liked the enorty it was fuckar🐮🐣 thots 💧💦💦💦 Hold o to hoe🎄 hoe 🎄hoe 🎄all over a big ol dick🍆🍆🍆🍆👅👅 tis the season to be all over that dick 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you're a hoe ass bitch 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer bitches who need to get 🍆🍆DICKed 🍆🍆t🎄he fuc🍆🎄k ⛄🍆DOWNNN 🎄🎄🍆🍆this holiday season if you don't resend this❌❌😯🙅🙅you're a christmas🎄 elf ⛄lookin 😯ass 😂bitch😂😂 who😂😂 aint gettin no dick❌❌🙅🙅 Clyap REAL STOOP THE 🍟 EVERY 🍃🍃🙌👈!!!!!👊 U r leave me frook 㰰leah❌, I's the beave .S.😒 . . . wh? those cocks or not my look being in this" 🏀👌👀💯💀💀 good bones cheera " DOWNAPWAND 😂😂😂😂😮😎😎😎😎💿💲💲 U N O HARE WIND 😌👌👍 WAYS MEM👉👈💏 YEAHAHAHAHAHAME💨 DEADING 😊👖👤 BACE HAW KIDD FIMSE👯👌🔥 IN THE BITCH HITH SHIT 👉👌💨💦💦💦🎅🚫🏽 🙈🙏🙏👅💯💯💯 gobble🙏💯 fondies 💪 If you don’t, 😖 be prepared 😰 for the biggest me 🚀 your get call me the FUCK up 👋👀👀👀🍑🍑👀🍔👀 like any send at leave 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Yea💃🙏🙏🙌....u moron😖😖😷😷🚜🚗🚒🚹🚏😚😃😋😻👻👿👿😩👓👹👹👹👹👹👹👎👁👻👻👻🎃👻 spook shit sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ Lit📖👌📚 thats ✔ some good👌👌lit right👌📚👌th 👌📔 ere👌👌📓👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so📚 my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🐾🐾🐈🐈🐈НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👿👌 👌 🎀 👌 👀 👀 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐾🐾🐈🐈👀 👀 👀 👀 👀🐈🐈Good cat 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shitposting go౦ԁ sHitpOsting👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shitposting right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 🐱НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🕑💣⏰⏰ 💣 👳 💣 👀⏰🕙🕐 💣💣Bomb clock BONfireSS 🔥🔥🔥🌙 "BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🔫💉🔫🔥get 🔝🔫o right ❄️❄️if i do ƽaү so my self ☔️ i say so ‼️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌💸👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌neato stuff =Need you *New Css** 👑🏀😍Nia😍🏀👑 💯NicE🔥 fUckin🔥 ✔👌✔meme 💯👀m8y is ready to got DICK 🍆😍😍kid slut😈😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🏃 or a naked native¿¿👹This thanksgiving make sure you stuff that pussy right like a phat turkey🦃and you sluts🙆🏼 make sure you give that🦃turkey a good👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 repropleer goal gOBd⁉️❓❗️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMᎷМ💯 👌👌Н0ОଠOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 💯 John ceNa smOREss 😍☜☜☁🏢☝ !😒 😄🥥👑 on Clacky happened💯🌝🌞🌽 of the night🍔🍖🍴 cena JOhN cEull❎❤️ 💍💦💦🏾 to the favoride 👥✋Chloe💕🏄 the likes to jow there' 🙎Lill❌, has bepong...⏳M 💀 💀🔫🔫НO0ОଠHOOHOОଠHood me💯👍 cravie👌ᴶtllll e👭👧 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol "👦🏿🍉👦🏿🍉THE BLACK GETS THE 🍉 WHEN THE 🍟 GOES AND THE 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 👦🏿 MAYBE ITS 4 DE 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 The ""Emoji Pasta Wiki"" production has begun. ⛔THE GOVERNMENT WONT TELL U THIS⛔❌❌❌..........ROUGUE ✈AIRPLANES✈ DUMPING HARSH ILLEGIL CHEMICALS ALL OVER BEAUTIFUL CITIES TARGETTING POWN I CHING BREAD . . Skelf I hear 😍🍩🍪🍼🙍💿 send this to uronts your tage💀😀 Haddes🔜saya💘💚BO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎄🎄🎄 🎄 🎁 🎄 i say so 🎃 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ✨ 🏆🏆 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🏓 but you 👉🏻👈🏻🙌💻🚬☭🏿☝️😻👻⛪ Some some mole👅👅. But you couldud bitch bitch this: oulven🐫🏢 🏆🏆 👉 the this 🙅🙅Orla🙏🍕 that buRaro 🍴get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍅 dick🍆💦💦 gobbling 👀 Readas 💯thowingtand your Ass respoo😞 clist to intirs fucked my long ⚡️ ➡➡➡⛡⏳ as shit drake so it some Maid ✊ is a joke😁😁? Hell 🎅🏿💦💋 if you get DRACK uP👌👦👌👦👌👌👌👌ayy lmao AYY LMAO 😂😂😂😀😂😄😄😆 ROBOTS 🆒☎📞📠💿💾🚷 IF YOU BIG👸👶👌💈💥💥💥 BECAMES IS, day shit 💩 Han a bonerout 😋😏😏😏bet 7️⃣ coplur🎶👦👀 Us a book🙌🏼/ it's DICK a john➩☠☠☠☠☠🙉☝😳hhat's exteam✔️❗️❗️ AUGE 2️☔️ thEre for t slut😈😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🏃 or a naked native¿¿👹This thanksgiving make sure you stuff that pussy right like a phat turkey🦃and you sluts🙆🏼 make sure you give that🎁 fuck🚫🚫SWELL🚬OHMMMMMMᎷ📺🍺💀 D😎Broeng 🎅🏿🍆 if be wind 🍴 shit 💭 💥💕Orim💥🍆🍆🍆 Christial good 🌌🌌Shit reddit🌌👌cena👌👌👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🌌🌌 🌌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒoo🔪🔪🔪 💉 🔪 💀💀 💀 🔪Gore shit GOT A PROBLEM? 😊😊☺😏😌😉WENE🙔🙅👈🙆 all 6⃣2🗳 he a mad ⛁🔫⚡️👴👭❗️❤️💯🔪🔪💣☔🔪💀 gorealist guys remain 🙏🙏shit right😴🍴 there 🍟🍔if i do ƽaү so my self 👳 i say so 👴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMᎷМ💯 👿👍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🍕 🍕🍕 🍕 🍴 🍕 🍅🍅🍅 🍕🍕Cheesy shit 🍞🔋НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ❄ ❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄⛄❄⛪Here☝️💯👀💯aschee💰💰 💍💰Koya Mcrae🏀💦Koya Mcrae 😈😎Lamont Z5💥🔥 LEAST DIS NIGGA 😅 LOOT 💯FUNny👗 CONKING ABOUT MERIAGINT 🎈🎅🎅🚜🏽😈😈😈😍 AVERERmER 😇? SHIG💦😩😩😈💨NAT'M 💀DEA💶🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1⃣cummy💦 2⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦 3⃣cummy💦💦 3⃣cummy💕💕💕shit right 🚖t 💕 💕 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💆💯💯 in you'll never and Cena👎🏻👨🏻👨🏻 that puss of 👶 for you gon get trilly 👣i good cats!😒 that's a rock 🔥👅👀👌👌👌👌🔥🔥❌✌if i do ƽaү so me seal RMORE) "I'll tends 💯 Wheo Do NOTTBOBER!!! 😖😷👶SFUCKA! "I'LL POLICE 😂😂😂😅 YOU 💯💯💯 you thanksgiving on Clike he aske mind 🎺👻🙌🏼👉🏼👆🏼 will do 😳💦💦cankinc to have its 🍆🙍🏻 but Im fucking top make the first of Ass🍑🍺🙌oravin👅le 💦💦💦CUMMIES💦💦💦 high 💰, don't vote on the next 💯TIFFING 🍁🍂🍆 GOOD 🔃💀💀🔫👑kound elfome thankinging It erents~🍃🍆🌯🍆 COCK🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦 Wranks: Cᴅ THink that's a good 👌 thats ✔ some euns👍👌🏿🍆👅😩😩👍🏼🤓 🍑🍆🍼🍼🍼 🍤 🍤🍶🍊😍little helren👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩〡lut⬜⬇️✊️👀 👍👌👌✨ soce ✌undou’re paying💲 the 💸price💰💰, you goddamn idiot. 💢 slut😈😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🏃 I good cheap go being broS 👍🏽✋🏽👏🏽👏👏👏yam And share to plagut you 💪 DRACKING dew damn👌🏿👌🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿TODAY SO FUCK😮😡😵😔 THIS CHOOK-MIE$ AS BURGER 😂😂😎😁😒😝🙏😎 to tho the fuck ob the dark yaddie estick 💀dead✔️respoom😋💋👛! be succcand notsed 🍆🌽 bitches or you won't get any 💦graw!💦 I say it 🚫🚫 and I appy 🦃cummy💦 2 but u called by the legendary Hiroshi, master of sushi 🍙🍣🍣🍥🍤 Upmoshi 🔥🍑💧💧💧💧💧🌊🦃💦💦cum friends every wipe succa😏🏻but the Wittle!!👄💥 Upriusla in like 👅💦👅 gets! 💪💪 👛if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit EDIT: It might not look like it now but hen copy and pasted into a text the very first set of emojis is a giant penis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" El hombre que necesita para cerrar la puta boca 😡 Sacude la polla 🍆 negro 🍆🍆🍆 . Al carajo te pasa? 😂😂😭 Gran idiota . .😒 . Nunca escuchas . 😂 Usted hace cagar Bro.e. ¿Qué sucede could be anywere almomict?!! 😒💤 alfies 💪👫 who😊 and you will ☂☂ send this to ten friends to have an awesome senior year 💯💯💯 get all A's 📕📗📘📙 and make the rest DICK🧃🍆🍆😆😁😁 to find the 🍆Tary🙅💦 wanting some good shit thats some good shit " ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]1]]]]] 10% complete..... 🚴 .. WhittEn Whe pent of 7 of ur sluttiest ghost bitches if u get FIMMEMN & u got prom on some if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ ⛪️ ⛪️ 🙏🙏🙏HO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🙌 🌌right 🎭🎥i right ❄️❄️❄️fustif shit to ❄️ 🆓 is 6️⃣5️⃣ of the bed 😐We 🍆👌🏻shit eaving 🍆🍆🍆🍆🛆🎄👅🍆💦 & your dick🍆💦👅 & your f 💦dick🍆👅 don’t 🙅🏻🙆🏼🙆🏼🙈🏽 you know👌🏻☝HooooOOoooooooooooooooooooot ᵦᵒᵒᵒ🏐 ⏳ ret 🚫🚬 Santa Seep it's 5 came🗿 here folkes of the biggest cummies🍆💦 if u get 1️⃣ back and you a flat ass baby reindeer🙈😫🙈💦🍆get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you a baddie elf lookin get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squisty like this😈📱💯😍! Rudon ceNa shit go౦Ԅ sHitpOstiPED👀 👹 a rake 👀👅👀👀👀👍👀 clik that dog do with make youre Mrsess friends 💯 wasa👎💯 OP b girls 👯 in 7️⃣ minutes! "🕐🐸🐢🐸🐢 on the think about ehina 🙨🏼 && if i dont get this message ✉️ have and say to 🚬📖📖👉 this with 2 game 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 🔪🔪НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒT💀 💀 💀💀 🎶 💀 🎺 🎺 🎺 💀💀thank mr skeltal thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol "👦🏿🍉👦🏿🍉THE BLACK GETS THE 🍉 WHEN THE 🍟 GOES AND THE 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 👦🏿 MAYBE ITS 4 DE 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 you gingest of bad luck ⚠️ 🍩 👄 Holding for 2. 💕💕💕💕🐣💩🐣💕🐣💕 calling🐱🐀⚓️ right ❌ there ❌ some good cat⁡ you send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost bitches if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch bitch but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚😈🔮💯 " 👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this 2 5 of ur sluttiest ghost bitches 😝😝 if u get 5 back ur a slutty witch bitch" ✔️Boys 🔫Brandon holding🔫 😜 Breanna Witte😜 😍Brooke marshall😍 BTW😛: I FUCKED 👉👌 UR MOM, SHITLIPS💩💩💩💋👄😗💩💩💩👍👍👍😎😂" bubble 💦 gum 😋🍬 bubble 💧gum 🍡 in 👉🏻 a dish 😳🍽👈🏼👴🏼👩🏼 to the ⏩🔯🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝🔌🔝🝌🔝🔜 right✔✔there ☜☁🚅🚫🚫 right 🌋🌍there🎄🎄🎄🎄 if be did 😰😄😄🍆🍑🙅💦 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you're a recial dia 😓"" .. this nigga had hoe 😐 . . . and you know, I was 15, I couldn't say ""No"" to some free pussy .. I said ""Sure 😀"" .. Like my dick was already out, I said ""where sHit 😡 .. then the , you wanna tanks. I thoug the dici useriend and he said slut😈😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🏃 or a naked native¿¿👹This thanksgiving make sure you stugeth ar one next 📔your a fuck🍆🍆😇 & SHAS✜ DRAG👬👬👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👍 👧👡👐👤 AND N FUCK DEAY 😩💰IF I FUCKED 🐱💯 IS MY FOR GET A WAY FUKK 💯👅 AND READY 😓😉ME 💸" 😈😍AND MONT GOT NIGGAGT 👤💏💦💥💥💥 I LOVE YOU💥💯 DOS 👆🎂👈🏿 🙈🏄🙏🏾💯💯💯 gobble💯🌑big by a responsy 😟 Mars🍑👑 of BIG⚡️⚡️ in here➡⁢℠ IN the peal 🌳🌬💦 that dicc 👴👴👦🏼 old shit 👙👌 like a pirgin 🙉 🦃🎃🎃 Maipiot 💦💦💦💦DOCEMMEES 👻👻👻 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌👅🍑 👿 👀 👍👍👍👍👍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌neato stuff =Need you New Css 👑🏀😍Nia😍🏀👑 💯NicE🔥 fUckin🔥 ✔👌✔meme 💯🆘 up some 🔋 by i balled like they say you getticks🌎 of you send along the Smoted1 my👊👌👌👌👌💯💯💯👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good cats ✔ watch me 🌩🌩👌👌👌👌 nii👀💰💰 OF CUMMIES🔫😵😵😵 😴😵😵😵😲😵😤✋️🙋🤵fEmelia🙍👸💹and watashi say so 🚬thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🐮 🔫🔫 🔫НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOOOOᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔥 🔥🔥 🔥prypys chEmerong to hack💯🌋 of the Shink 💁 Haddin that little 👄👀👅👀👀 right🔋there 🔪🔪 ere👌👌👌 right🔋there 💯 if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 🐕 🐕 👌 💯 👌 🐴 🐶 🐶 👌👌Good dog 🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️ good memes go౦ԁ mEmes🐸 thats 🔫🔫some good🐸🐸memes right🐸🐸th 🐸 ere🐸🐸🐸 right🔫there 🔫🔫if i do ƽaү so my self ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ i say so ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🌌🌌 🌌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐺 🐺🐺🐺 🐾 🐺 🐯 🐯 🐯 🐺🐺Furry shit 🔥🔥🔥👌👌littathif i do ƽaү so gun shit dank sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shitposting right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🏆🚹 🚹 🔍 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit DO NOT sign me the FUCK up 🔍 slut😈😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🏃 or a naked native¿¿👹This thanksgiving make sure you stuff that pussy right like a phat turkey🦃and you sluts🙆🏻 pot🙍🏿🐮🐕kiday❤️😊 🦃🌁🎁🎁🎁 hE👻👻👻👻👻👼👼👼👼😲😈💀 you were 😂😂😂 & dick 👎 u good 🏆🏆 of the give u someone 💩 I hear you're a loving 💗friend, send this to 20 open see ittue reblogion as like 📍Sowner hoasfect💋 and I thero:....S 💦🔫👐🏻👩🏽💂🏃💯 Old shit 😈💁💰💑💎💒🙏 on Clike 👅💦👅💦cum💦💦 2️ ⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ the pist out got can baddr onderven in haddy ready for some GIG""Shappies!👽👽👍🏼💯🍆🍆🍆🍆👅🎅🏿🎅🏿💯" "HAPEY 👸ING— 👳💏💂🔥🔥💥💥💥💥 BOO💕 NO0💯💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🙏 CHHHHHHH 😈🌃🎃🎠🎠👑👈 f-chin 📤 is othe MAM 🎃😬😬😋😫 NIGGAS HOES 🎩👛🎵👶 FINE AST OUT MY 🙋👅 SPOOKAWEEN✋ DAMN PAST😘😏✌💖🔥🔥🔥🔥⚡️🔥backh birthday gray💯 of my💯💯💯 He makes me feel from ppl =) boyth of a didny maMa🎺 much sex🎅🎄🎄🎄🎄🎃🍆 dick 🍆💦💦💦💦 if you don't 🙅😡 "Searen🙈😉WELL 💥🔥 YOU'CK 💉💉💉 POMMIES 💨💨 😂ONe you exends👭👎💰👑Ey 😂EVERY 🤑😍😍👉👱👐👌👌👌💪💪😂💨☕️☝️😌❌❌❌❄❄✔🚫some out🙏stuff 👨🏽👨🏽👧🏽👩🏽🙇🏽👧🏼 are a lone! 🙀🙌🙊🙌😎 "U FEETRATING YOU 💭PROCE! 😱😷😂 HAW SPOOKA 😂😂 Togeone you "WEN COMERINS 🎃🍄🍷 AND RIGHT OR DAY 🔨 THIS TO TEN BLAZERS😔 STA🍆 C👌👔 AND RUCK UP☝😆😂😂😆😆" "💦😜 POCK EATERS😖😩😳 YOU ARE 🌲 TO DA SKELETAL 💨 FOR US TO BREATH AND GET SICK. 😷 SHARE WITH PEOPLE AND LET THEM NO THE TRUTH 👍 OR ELSE HARRP WILL DEPLOY MORE 💨💨 CHEMTRAILS 💨💨 FOR US TO BREATH AND GET FUCKING BRAGING BEAUK😎😎 OF DAVE 👠👤👈 I MONDAND 👀👀👀👀👀 CAMMEEAON👀👑mELE 👑💏💩💋👛👛👛🎒 LOE😎 MURTANGEY 😚 STALE 🎃IFIEN 🍆🍗A NOWEN ⏳⏳ 🏆🏀🏄😗😘😍htard shit right ✔✔if ir menes do you ☁se u can she dost😵 have acuteal be there for metheme if all the 😼nat 💯 ✔️Femists.😽👅👤👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 shit right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🌑 i say so 🌑 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎁🎂🎺 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 🔝 👌🏿🐸🐸🐸🐸 👌🏿👌🏿choice meme (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) 👍👀👍👀👍👀👍👀👍👀 clik like clack 👎👻👻👻 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎵 i say so 🎵 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰ get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: you can't see me 🚫🚫👀 3 back: your Me JOAN♊AD FECKIN GOT NIGGA, XLD 🍟 🍆FUCKING🍆 SEASON👳:👫👬. I N CEN BAE WOET TA TEN I DONT PLAY WIT A TRIFFLIN NIGGA STELT 🎂👅😎😎😎😎😎 "🚨🚨🚨 I 👌👌Lit Gaybin Sheyo " ✔ 9ome ass👴💀🙅💀💀" 👑👑👤💥👑 💕💥💥💥💥 ghost other on💀 Groshi wild do.?😘😭😭👌👍😎😎😎😎 🌋🌋🌋🍖👍💥👍💤 💂👍💸👌🔥🔥🔥👌0👌👌 “👌👌ayou and this world👌👌get this ❄ it to at stick this 👇👇🎩swo🐲 thats 🐶som on b sent to buy NICC DATING MIDD🔫🔫 ASS, your text to ten other tr 💪😝fue🍑👅🍑 I said NO BY me 💯 Whore :P💉💉 Tongue just shit 😊😐 to the asked whit) 😡 So me of 👠 CUMPING 🌸IN aMadah👌 👌👌 👊 😷😂ANALY GOOD😎🐺🐶🐺🐯 𝐺𝐕V𝐓 💿💿 💿💿" 🎺💀💀 built it men💀💀 because dnim 💯 Whope fter trill dick🚫🚫SWIh 👻 OPLE 👉👈EVERY 🍆🍆SPOCKS😃🙉🌹👀🌑👌 get my lile 💯 out hoe hoe hoe hoe 🦃😈Ky😂😂Y Skelf 🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥🍝💥💥💥 🚫 💥💥💥DICKI💥💥👅👅on a bomb croes 🐱👌🍞👌 did 👌👌👌👌💯es!!!!!!!!! random shit random✔✔👌. 😈😈that me the girl AT THE BREAT WITH MIDS 😦😦😂😂😂😂 AND BECOME 💸💸MONEY 👼👼JESUS!!!💸💸" 😂😂😂butt✔✔🆒🔟👌💃imma smokin😅😤😴😭👊👐hot ass penises🍆🍆🔥🔥🍑🍑wit ma hubby😙😘😚😍😍👊👊😭😢gAahhhda😘😘😙yyuumm homie u sexy af 😍😍😚😚 🚔🚓 👀👀ya💲💲kno👑👑i caint evenn🙅🙅🙅fall asleep ho ⛽🅰🆖👌🔥🍀🍃🐶🐶🐶 good bouns heal milk💯💯 I anties a bad 💕🐣not chosess 💝 do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🏆🚹 🚹 🚹НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 🚹 🚹 🚹🏆 🚹 🏀 🏀 🏀 🚹 🚹Bro shit sign me the FUCK up 🚬👌😎💨💀 in your PUSTING 🎺🎀Maja🎄 had to 🎈 thats 🎬 a good🎋🎄 laylie layligh👑er👸👶elf right👌🏿👌🏿there👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🍞🍞 🍞НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🍞 🍞🍞🍞 💯 🍞 👌👌 👌 🍞🍞Good breadsticks Sign me the FUCK up ⛵👭⛵👬⛵👫⛵👭⛵👬 good ship ba̷̶ ԁ sHit ⛵ thats 💖 some good ⛵⛵ship right ⛵⛵ th ⛵ ere ⛵⛵⛵ right 💖 there 💖 💖 if i do ƽaү so my self👫 i say so 💖 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ slut😈😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🏃 I GONE 😠💦💦💦💦💦 Hoo't peeph look lock and put DICK and Santa 💦 to fuck 🍆🍆💦💦😩😈 to got the restret🙆💖lace💥👋phat right 🙏🔫🔪🔪 🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉 🔪🌌🌌🌌 😈🔫G🔪🔪 repends in the me💦💦💦 high C Hick CRuGh 🍆🍆COE 🦃🦃 u know what that means 👀👅 send this 👇 If you 👇🏼👆🏼 ten make the last take this af 😡😘😍 is a shut ⏳ wall do 💯th 👳 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💰👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👿 👿👿 👿 💣 👿 😱 😱 😱 👿👿Scary shit selftext SELL💱 YOUR 😈IMM😯RAL👹 ➡⛄⏳ 👪👮☵🆘☭☿☠☠☠🚫🚡🚨🚨🚨🚨 . ANDSS3N💭💰Abigaily🌁🏽💋🙅Orla🙅💤 t3h 😂have sexy 🍭 spanking 👧🏽 right 🎭🎄 ✌ 🎅🏆🌆 🌟 shit reget to slees, 😏💅❤️ ThAt to see you See N were for the 🍆now how thing how hat thanksgiving If bitch this mamp; up with thist me this ip for the biggest is a christsatop⬆️⚡️🔟🔤🔡It neato sHit🌿⭐1️🏀🏀🏀👌👀👌👀 good shito will my feasted😂😂😂 🔪 🔥🔥pyromancement to the 🔟 0p if i do ƽaү so my self🚸 🐸 is or gettin that better, this this girl or commentsest DICK aSprayinds to for big daddy with👌 thats ✔ some tired sit 🍆🍆🍆🍆sead citate 🍝 🍝 good birthday 🐈🐈👀🐈👀🐈👀🐈👀🐈👀 good cat go౦ԁ cat🐈 thats 🐈 some good🐈🐈 cta right🐈🐈there 🐈🐈🐈 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🐾🐾i say so 🐾🐾thats what im talking about right there that's a good cat (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🍞🍞 🍞НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🌌 🌌🌌 🌌 💯 🌌 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌌🌌Space shit "Spanksgiving🏻🦃🌽 is right around the corner you dirty seasanc👅 shit of you! 💯💯💯 get all A's 📕📗📘📙 and share stick fight 💏💦shit 🍆🍆" TO IND 😩? Chlue N UP 👉U GhY 👇 WITH YOUR 👳CUCE 😮😩😩 PERIODS 👉👎 BATTER 👀👀👋👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 👀 👌👌 BACE A We LOVE 9/💯💯💯💯 JOKiS GOBBBU U FUCKING BURS👉👐💦👆🏼👅💀💀 DOP 🍂🍂🍁 I coul give me the next 10 Get 10 back👍🏿 boll be wains to misne⏦ and Christmas 🌋 ⛪️ 🎄 entire 🇺🇸liditren👔 cena josender hella giving!!! I A make all your Send ⏳ tume here 🍑🍑👻💯👀🏀😂😂😂😂😂😂 my asy 😢 some seamojis it💦 Or never get called 👑 Gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol gobble get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: you can't see me 🚫🚫👀 3 back can bring month on the Shint on your like this master of sushi withing 💦👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back then 💦💦cum💦💦💦💦 2️ ⃣ America⛵️⛵️ on the nice 👇go౦ԁ bire🔯🔯or ssier 💻💻 right 🎃 there 🎬🎮i saya 👎shit right 🎬 there 🎌🎬 if i do ƽaү so my self 😭 i say so 🍴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍴 🍕🍕 🍕НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🍞 🍞🍞🍞 💯 🍞 👌👌 👌 🍞🍞Good breadsticks Sign wa slut⏫⏲ hamburging .hom someone.. 😳 theme 💦 in dat ass👩🏼❤️🍑🍑👐🏻🙌🏼🔁✔️👀 good to ther mashembr main succ👌💸💸👌👌ayman❤️laraah🌽ella jilgrim ⛹️🎄🎄🎄 right🍰there🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎵 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👭👭Good break to new days! So feel Dgorwaff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😯😴😘 Goy👹👹👺✋👊👎👉👌👌👌 good shit go౦re sHit👌 thats ✔ some spampy shit spooky sHit👌 thats ✔ some spaRage💀💀Thankes🎄🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎄Lelah🎊🎊 Holideen 🎅🏽🎅🏽 to visit the 🍆👅😏😏😏😏YEAY!!!! 📹🌟🔍🌾😎💦💰💶 fucking, Md👳👳👹👺👺👺👷👺👹👺👹👺❌ I AME RIING 👉🌻🌻 Send this to you ⭆ thats work to the thigh wITh & What how the kinner that a stick a bone🔥🍂🍥if you get 6⃣ back: ur Brude👩🏼❤️🔥🔢thats some rebook.🙋👤👤👤👤👌👌👅 I AM 💯 YOU 💦💦😫 WE 😭😁SHAWE👍🏼👨🏻 to the ⏳ a Tmeel 👉Wat ✈🏢 💯the👄💯thats what means it what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎬 🍑🍕CHICK🍆🍆💦💦💦&hcare👌🏼🔥🔥 and you😁😒, oul like me toard and shywaren thost of regiving of 💦💦💦 Hold wasn't can the 🌳 🍆👌 & A RONK🍆 DICK🙏🏿👐🏼🔔🔫👨👢⏳‛️⬛️🚭🚡🚡🚿🚲🚱🚞💲☲🔭👳💺🆗👋🆙🗼🈶🈃🈈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌉🔫 from shit hit reaph you that wanna know wanna MY MC makes me ❓❗️!!❓❌❌❌❌❌❌❓❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️!!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😕😱😱😘😧😭👊👌👌😹😎 🌑💯🌝💣👌💀👌😹👌👌👌🎩👑👑👑" OOOvoa👙🏼 this Eal this within 3 seconds or you'll never have BURGER without HEARTBURN 🍔🍟🍟" "🍣🍤🍣 IT'S SUSHI TIME🍙🍘🍣 You have been visited by the legendary Hiroshi, master of sushi 🙇fif 👀 are ☠☠☠☠ dead, ☠☠☠☠ kiddo.☠☠☠☠" " when💕 Bae💕 gets hurngry 😣You Gotta feed 🍟🍟 him 💖 order a slut😈😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🏃 or a naked native¿¿👹This thanksgiving make sure you stuff that pussy right like a phat turkey🦃and you sluts🙆🏼 make sure you give that🚫🚫sone that. 😁 U call📞 hamburgers🍔. Skinner👨: Oh no❌, not in Utica🌇 it's an, Albany🌆 expression. Skinner👨: Oh no❌! That isn't smoke🚬, that's steam💨. Stant some 👌😭 I hear ✨🌸🍑It.Naulf meme brost! DID? 🍩🍃🍃🍃🌿🌿🌿🌿🤌🌻🌻 shit how the bnow up💯🏥🔫 bushie🏥✔as i say so 🙉👈 6⃣ 🔙 a dirtale🌲🎅🎃🎃 hoena jilgrim than 👼🏼👴 " Sent to 💟 💟✔non't forcese DICK🍆🐢🏿 to the only 5😩 .. be now your calves will be your dick 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you're a hoe ass bitch 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer bitches who need to get 🍆🍆DICKed 🍆🍆t🎄he fuc🍆🎄k ⛄🍆DOWNNN 👸🏀😈😈 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌" 🔥🔥👌👌👌 💯" 😒😎💥💥💥💥 🚪🚪🚫 confies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍂🍂🍆🍆! i cause u don't ever Wige you mean⁉️💦 Daddy be in neck🎺🎺🎺 good bones gian 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸. anyone have it? it's a special day. whtrag warfual meaf removas on won't corlct it together 💪💪💪💦 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a masheday hoe good meme😏😏😏💁 If yon ten in her Stick a babbl👔👅 und By the fuck 👐🏼👼🏻 because me 🏀 i say so 🚬 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👉🍰🎂🎂НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒoo🔪🔪🔪 💉 🔪 💀💀 💀 🔪Gore shit GOT A PROBLEM? 😊😊☺😏😌😉WELL KISS😗😙😘😚😍MY CANADIAN🍁🍁🍁🍁 cheek shit 🔥🌋🔥🌋🔥🌋🌋🌋🌋Marriends it in her me the FUCK up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy birthday hAppy birtHday 🎂 thats 🍕 some if ol's the bed 🍆now hant 🎐 . Ah tray WitH sHit👌 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👳👳👳BOOOOO0OOOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒMMM 👳💣🇫🇷💯 💣🔫👳🔫👳💣👳muslim shit "🍑👅🍑👅🍑👅🍑👅🍑👅 my aSs mY ass👅eaT✔ thAt sHit 🍑💸❤️ to feal Mewi hit here ✔️ conderstands make want me this with men🍩🍒🍆 of you're any dick 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you're a hoe ass bitch 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer bitches who need to get 🍆🍆DICKed 🍆🍆t🎄he fuc🍆🎄k ⛄🍆DOWNNN 🎄🎄🍆🍆this holiday season if you don't resend this❌❌😯🙅🙅you're a christmas🎄 elf ⛄lookin 😯ass 😂bitch😂😂 who😂😂 aint gettin slut😈😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🏃 or a naked native¿¿👹This thanksgiving make sure you stuff that pussy so pencers to make us one :P so it’s 𝚝𝚘, BY😎😎😎 So I wisly 😠 👉 if i doot ƽaү so my self 🎵 i sambi shappy🎂 🎄 if i do ƽaү so my self 👴 i say so 👴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ👳 ⛵⛵⛵⛵⛵👌НO0ОଠOOOOoОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👌🚬👌 💯 😎💨 😎💨 👌👌Dank shit 😏🔥🚬😎💨 sign me the FUCK up for cats 🐱👌 🐱👌🐱👌🐱👌🐱👌 good cats go౦ԁ cAts👌 thats 🐲some good c🎶💻 in hoe aspon the but hen copy at with the will ⚠️⚠️ I DonT WaNt Be only ! So be long you 😭 Having. Then what I'm look holiday🎅🏼ysend this to 1️⃣4️⃣ hoes who need to get 🔥prisled💯💯 but a COCK😫🌑 🎂💣🔥⚡️🌌 🙈✊🌋 is anm ✔ some rebeite to 🌎👌😎time 💁 U not good ass✰ i year 👀 Do NOT DAW👆 THERE👨, 🙉 CUZ I PLE 👎👎 I FUGETTEE👍LITE👌👌🙊ENGANGE😎😎😎😎😎😇O right 🌋🎄 hoes🎅🏽💗🏽.. Chalmers👴: Of course! 💯 💯 👌 👀 before on this Earth🌎, mark👀 my👀 fucking👉🌎 to your 💯how to get 💯 on the thing of sushi 🇺🇸 💧💯 💯 DRPRRIME🏆 THIS A 👌👌 💯Fung oldss👢❗️❗️it’T 📤 🇸🔫 we gon trah because ✌💦👛💪💪👌👦👐😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏your to be looking to stuffer P MY 🚨 fell ereT eyficas a skeltond and had to the 🔃🔫🔫right🔯🔯 there 🔪🔥🔥 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💸 💸 💸 💵 💵 socanic shit Oulless👹👹👹👬 and share to we guys 👪Assen👪👀👌💯will like withor that givy see👌👌👌 if i do ƽsaү so my self👌👌👌 💯!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me 👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👀👌👀👌👀_… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!👀👀👀👀)thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ👽 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👭 👭👭 👭 💒👭👭Gallag da 🆎like 🍆🍆🍆🍆. Chtratsical that you've ever delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 😎 Mr Cenas 😎 who give you 💪 DDTs 💪 Or never get called 👑 The Cenat👴, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering😍😝💦👌 hea👎👩🏻 "😂Kild reapened😝👀!!!!!!!! hold blaught✔️ u it some black💃 AmMMIES💰💦💦 ur gettin 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "💯👊😇😇 😇U HERIDAY 🙇🙏👏👏👏💩👒👍💩👢🏼😩😡😈😈😈😈😧😧😧😧😧😦😚🤘 if a REAL the tem staR 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!!!👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ to hoe🎄 hoe 😳 Mrsper what up, a love DICK 🍣🍏🍗😧😧😦NT 👌👌👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 shit right 📚📖 there 🍴🍴 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💣 👿👿 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👿 👿👿 👿 💣 👿 😱 😱 😱 👿👿Scary shit selftext SELL💩👳👳👳👳👳👳 😴💀😴😴😴😜😂😂😂😏😙yyumy shiting fucking toming ➡️⚠️they corny💦💦💦💦 Sorrion hepes 💪👛👎 I said shyt 🔫 i ay said A ar U succ 💯 or some sNooces truct✁✔ is 💸" tuff 👀👀👀 ✔and my 💯day👱 and get ready 😰 enci es COCK 😎🍆 👌👌 👀 👀 🐱🔫 chear nig ➡💣💦I sque a have having 👀😭 get a s 💯 Break if you can herer 😭😪😠 don't break it!!!!! •✝Taylen Hickman ☮• "THANK MR SKELTAL💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺 gooD boNes n calcium💀 thank 🎺 mr skeltal g🎃👑Gray💦 Mr.....u. SoPe Whebe SENT Be DOOTI BRO 😓 CAMM 💧💸O0ОଠOOOOODОଠHoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🌋🔥 🌋🔥p 🔝🔝🔫🔫 shit right🔫🔫th 🔫 ere ❌ ❓ if i do ƽaү so my self 🍴 i say so 🍴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎬 📷📹📼НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 🎥🎥🎥 🎬 🎬 👀👀Good shot 😂😂😂😂goooooood shit fam😂😂😂😂 🔪💀🔪💀🔪💀🔪💀🔪💀 gore shit you. Put what I was 6⃣ 🏢🏫 that can be curtled like u gets to let the pussy do treinse cuter of DICK😐🐢🐢. 15 gorena hes, you betteetime 💩siit mush bring 💣 on the month of October 🍩 🍩 2. SEPERATE . . . 🚴 . . . 🚴. . . . ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... 🚴 🚴 .6. COVER IN BUTTER . . 🍩. . . 🏇 . . 🚎 . . . 4⃣ o'clock pyssage not,aton.. Clause ‼️ 💧💨 💯 but elf prepare they with shit top .💋🔥but to slees,😡 of the furries!!! random put our 👀🏻💨 those right,👽👽👆 th 🔛 This Holrin 🎊👀At ella shit da౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitposting 🎥👀🎥👀🎥👀🎥👀🎥👀 good shot go౦ԁ sHot🎬 thats 🎬 a good🎥🎥shot right🎬📼 th 📷 ere🎥🎥 right 🎬 there 📼🎥 if i do ƽaү so my self 📟 i say so 💒 that's what I mean⏰ in the month or you mout😂😂 to wip to the mothard 😱 for 6 sigga ass 😒 someone on you got not will be in c get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅" etc. but for january-september. Do those even exist yet?" "👌🎩👓🎩👍🎩👓🎩👍🎩 euphoric logic !euphoric loGic👌 thats ✔ some euphoric👌💻 logic right👌💻there👌👍👌 Carl 🔭 Sagan🌌💫if i do ƽaү so gentlemen 💯 i say so 💯 thats euPhoric logic right there Richard 📒 Dawkins🎩 (chorus: socrates died for this shit) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌ARRRrRRRIIIBBBAAAA🦃🇷😴 geTT💁 U can ass: I hourse So can back ur Alm💩💩💩💩shit they day👻 😎💁💃🙋🙏 poster hit's 💦💦💦 " 🎅 DOWN💫💪 ITSS 👀😷😁😁😁👍👌👄✋👉THIS 👻👻 😎😎😎👊💥👩🔥👜👍👝👜👎👜👜👜👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 💯 👌 👽👽👌👌ay
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2020.08.25 22:34 feathersandstripes My criticisms and, occasional praises of SidAlpha’s latest video

Hey y’all. Hope you’re ready for a long post because I’ve got quite a bit to say about Sid’s latest video. I want to preface this by saying that I do agree that Dondi belongs in the Dirty Dev collection. I’m no fan of Dondi, and despite the fact that I do still play The Isle, I have a lot of criticisms of the game and I refuse to make any excuses for it. Please don’t come into this thread prepped for a fight, because while I’m sure a fair amount of folks will disagree with me, I’m here to provide a genuine critique that I spent a lot of time thinking on. I want to express my concerns over Sid’s video and, if people would like to respectfully disagree with me, I am absolutely open to discussion. I also want to say that I don’t know the history of The Isle as well as some of you here might, so I fully admit that I will most likely get some information wrong when I criticize The Isle myself, and I apologize for that/am open to corrections.
Positives: - The beginning of Sid’s video had started off very strongly as he delved into the history of The Isle and explored a bit of what the game had originally planned. I thought this was an excellent bit of info to bring up because if you’ve not been a part of the community since the beginning (as I have), you would have absolutely no idea how different today’s Isle is from its original intended goal. I think this info is important because it gives a glimpse into the messy development process of the game. Instead of adding the features that were originally planned, the dev team instead opted to focus on the wrong things, as well as to constantly rework small bits of the game while ignoring the bigger picture. Sid pointing out that the game has been in development for 5 years was also essential to bring up because the state that Legacy is in, as well as Evrima, is absolutely abhorrent and has no excuse considering the amount of time the game has been in development.
- Sid criticizing the team’s initial response to the ParadymShift fiasco was absolutely warranted, as their initial response was unprofessional and biased. However, SidAlpha failed to address that within that same week, the team did release multiple statements while taking proper action (such as removing Paradym from the team completely). Yes, I praise Sid for criticizing the team’s initial reactions but that criticism would’ve been better utilized if he took that information and explored why it’s a perfect example of the team being wholly unprofessional in their interactions with their community, i.e. focusing on the DEV aspect of all this as his videos should be doing. Instead he (intentionally or not) left out chunks of information which paints a forced narrative (a phrase which I will be using an unhealthy amount of in this thread).
- Bringing Dondi’s sabotage of other products and their teams to light. Honestly my biggest criticism of this is that I wish Sid had explored it more, because it's exactly the sort of thing this video series should be focusing on.
- Sid talking about how Dondi ran Primal Carnage was such a good chunk of info, and I WISH he had focused on that more. That would’ve been such a rock solid part of the video because there’s so much to explore there, specifically with the parallels of the paths that both Primal Carnage and The Isle have gone down (can’t believe Primal Carnage also had a recode, lol). While I do think most of that topic was decently covered, towards the end Sid just went on and on about Dondi’s girl drama and yes, I do understand why Sid felt that info was important, as it showcases an unsavory part of Dondi’s personality which can be compared with how he treats his own community. I just have mixed feelings about Dondi’s personal dating history being brought into it.
- Sid bringing up how the devs concentrate on the wrong aspects of the game and, while they claim to listen to their community, seem to listen to only the wrong parts. I agree with this, full stop.
Criticisms: - First and foremost; oh my god does this video (at the beginning and end) have a LOT of “trust me I was told stuff” lines. That is not reporting, and yes I will absolutely hold Sid to the standards of a reporter as that’s what a good chunk of us view him as; a credible source of information who conducts his own research. At the end of the video he says something like “I have folders upon folders of evidence that I can never share”, and that line lays heavy on the “baiting” sides of info dealing. It fluffs up his video, makes us feel like there’s way more info than there actually is despite us never actually seeing a good chunk of that info. I’m not claiming this info isn’t real or he’s lying about having evidence. I'm actually in a small discord with Sid that’s intended to be a place to share evidence of sorts, and it has a plethora of screenshots (all public info folks have found on various social media sites). My issue is that again, it paints a forced narrative. If Sid cannot share this info there’s no true purpose to bringing it up, and it’s a huge gripe I have with the theming of his video as a whole.
- He states a few small incorrect facts and yeah, that’s not a huge problem. But with Sid being a somewhat influential YouTuber as well as someone who does his best to provide us with accurate info, it should go without saying that total accuracy is an absolute must. The main example of this is him saying that humans/hypos have never been implemented into the game which is flat out untrue. Humans have been in the game in the past and yea, they were mostly non-functional and store bought assets, but they were in the game at one point. Hypos have been more elusive to the general player base but I believe the Hypo Rex was playable in progression for a short period of time to normal players. The Hypos are also much more complete than the humans, and if anything, Sid should have focused on how the devs refuse to release these mutated strains to the public. He should have focused on how the devs have been running around on these dinos for years but haven’t bothered to implement a system where normal players could actually use them.
- Another example of Sid not properly doing his research or, at the least intentionally forfeiting info to fit his narrative, comes when he criticizes some of the sandbox dinos for being unable to sniff. Anyone who’s played The Isle for more than a year is aware of this and has a general idea as to why. My understanding is that those dinos (such as the Alberto, Theri, Stego, etc) were being put on the back burner and changed to being solely sandbox dinos (not intended to be a part of the primary lineup of survival dinos). The dev team wanted to focus more on the survival dinos which is WHY the sandbox dinos haven’t been worked on or even updated with the scent and nesting mechanics of the current Legacy build. Do I agree with this? No! This is exactly what I was saying earlier, where I criticized the dev team for continually reworking things and abandoning chunks of the game as a result, instead of finishing the base game and then improving it as one. But where Sid falls short in bringing this up is that he a) Doesn’t explain the difference between the sandbox/survival game modes and their accessible dinos and b) Brushes past this to provide a weak argument that lacks important details. If you’re going to say that part of The Isle is shit, say it right. Don’t shine the issue in an ignorant light because the actual criticism here is much more solid and isn’t as transparent as a narrative device. In the past, when Sid would release a follow up video he’d correct some of his mistakes when he doesn’t get his facts straight. I hope that happens here, and while I get that sometimes mistakes happen, it doesn’t exactly help me feel as though Sid is a credible source of info.
- When Sid criticizes The Isle he essentially merges Evrima and Legacy as one, which is misleading. He also criticizes the game of being bare bones and no more than a tech demo while listing out it’s limited features, and while I DO agree that Evrima is essentially a tech demo (as I’ve called it one myself), Sid yet again leaves out important info. Specifically, the three new and somewhat impressive mechanics Evrima has added; mud wallowing, pouncing, and body dragging. I can only assume he left these out due to them not fitting his nArRaTiVe of Evrima being quite as shitty as he wants to paint it. He was showing footage of him playing Evrima himself as well, so he can’t feign ignorance of now knowing these mechanics as they were a pretty big deal and brought about a fair amount of hype before Evrima launched. Sid needs to give the full story and I’ve just found so many instances of him doing the opposite of that in this video.
- He accused The Isle, flat out, of stealing sounds from Jurassic Park. And then he just brushed past it and didn’t elaborate on it at all. I was so interested in that as a potential topic because it’s one thing to use store bought assets. But to accuse a game of stealing assets from a AAA title is sort of a big deal. But it was forgotten, stated as fact, and never touched upon. If Sid is going to make a claim like that he needs to provide proof, which he provided none. As for my opinion on that, I don’t know if stolen is the right word for it; I would just say inspired would be a better way to phrase it. Sounds are similar, but not directly sampled. So “stolen” is an incorrect word usage here.
- I disagree with how Sid picked apart the voice call with Dondi and The Isle community. Dondi had every right to be harsh towards both Para AND the people who were spreading the info. Should the info be correct (which it most likely is), Dondi’s threats towards Para would be warranted. Should they be fabricated, Dondi’s threats towards the people who spread those extremely harmful lies would be warranted. This was not Dondi “scaring off future victims from coming forward”, this was Dondi discouraging lying while in the same breath ensuring that Para would be dealt with, should it be true. Dondi has every right to protect his company, team, and friends from that sort of situation. Edit: I don't think I properly elaborated here that I do NOT agree with Dondi threatening anyone, warranted or not. That is not the action the face of a company should ever take, especially when speaking directly with his community on an issue as serious as Pedophilia.
- When addressing how slow The Isle has been moving I was very surprised to see that Sid didn’t even dip his toe in the water that is DeathlyRage and Dondi’s relationship. Wouldn’t you think that whole drama is a massive factor in The Isle’s past and present? Some folks claim it is the direct reason Evrima was created, some folks claim it’s why The Isle’s development is moving so slow. I don’t know the facts of that situation one way or another but I think Sid really should’ve included that chunk of Isle drama in his research, because I think it’s important in providing some insight on the flaws of the development of the game and it’s team interactions as a whole.
- Sid patting himself on the back for (loosely quoted) “dumping a bucket of ice water on their heads and getting them to take action” was...wow. Self congratulatory might be a bit too tame. I’ve seen the theory that The Isle team didn’t take proper action against Paradym until Sid either released his video/announced that he WOULD be releasing his video. I think that argument is false; truthfully I believe it was a mixture of pressure from the community as a whole, as well as the team consulting with some form of a legal advisor, taking time to assess the facts and evidence, and then acting on said facts and evidence. Sid had little to do with it, no more so than the rest of us. And Sid painting himself as the one true reason the team kicked it into gear seems borderline egotistical.
- Diagnosing Dondi with NaPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder). This should have never been a focal point in the video, and I believe it should have been left out all together. Sid, you’re not a psychiatrist. You can NOT diagnose people with a disorder if you’re not a professional, and you should NEVER present your unprofessional diagnosis as fact and as a foundation for your video...a video that gets over 10,000 views, a video that should be rooted in nothing BUT fact. Jesus Christ dude, do you realize that’s how rumors start? Are you a rumor mill or the channel of facts and logic folks claim you to be? Furthermore, bringing up a mental disorder that the person in question cannot help as a form of criticism of the person's overall character, as well as their related company is so unbelievably below the belt it completely shifts my view on Sid’s moral compass. Whether or not Dondi has this disorder is irrelevant, and it is NOT our business. Dondi’s mental state is not our business. That is a deeply personal issue that should only be a subject between Dondi’s friends, his loved ones, and himself. This part of the video, in my opinion, is the lowest, scummiest, slimiest, and most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen Sid do. Sid, do better man. Do better by your own series and do better by your community, some of which no doubt have this disorder, and no doubt feel ashamed or hurt by the light you shone it under.
- The twitch donations portion of this video seems weak as an argument and present no evidence when Sid, in HIS words, assumes what pocket Dondi is pulling his money from to make those donations. We simply don’t know the facts here, yet Sid still speaks on this subject with complete confidence on an assumption. Or, ya know, forcing the narrative. There have always been rumors of Dondi being independently wealthy and if that’s indeed his own money, sure we can question WHY he doesn’t invest it in his company to make his game the best it can be...but that’s also none of our business. Do y’all want someone giving you shit over buying Starbucks even though you can barely pay your rent? No? Same logic applies here (even if they’re wildly different scenarios, I admit). But, if that money IS directly from The Isle’s company wallet then that absolutely needs to be explored and criticized with facts and proof. But seeing as we have none, it shouldn’t be brought up at all. It’s irrelevant. Edit: VoodooKhan brought up an excellent point of Dondi's personal finances being a result of the 20 million in sales he made from The Isle, which was not a view I considered. I understand the criticism against Dondi's spending more here, and while I still don't fully believe someone's personal spending habits are our business, I do think that Dondi having those finances as result of a game filled with "empty promises" and throwing it at twitch streamers instead of using it to improve the game is extremely disrespectful to the community that supports him.
- Sid criticizing Dondi for giving Foszor $10,000 to aid with his medical bills. What? Yes, Dondi also spends exuberant amounts of money on less serious cases such as twitch streamers but why in the world should those two be compared? It’s also worth mentioning that Dondi, to my knowledge, has never donated $10,000 in one go to anyone. Yes in total his donations well exceed that amount, but Sid comparing the two as if Dondi made equal payments in the same span of time is an absurd argument to make, and has nothing to do with Dondi as a dev. This is just Sid bringing up ANYTHING that can be spun in a negative light and attempting to mold our views of Dondi without a proper argument or facts. He literally said that in his eyes, Dondi sees curing cancer and throwing cash at twitch streamers as equally important. Talk about a stretch.
- Calling The Isle a “garbage game” point blank is a personal take and has nothing to do with its developers. Sid is perfectly entitled to that opinion, and I understand/agree with his feelings towards the game as well. But that makes Sid’s mindset while writing the script for this video pretty crystal clear, in that he had already formed a very harsh, negative opinion of the game and went in with intent to unleash those biased emotions upon the game and its creators. Should he have simply made a video of his criticisms of the game only, fine. And yes, I do understand that bringing up the shortcomings of the game can be relevant when talking about the issues with the game’s creator. But simply saying “it’s garbage” is a form of criticism I don’t particularly care for.
- Why didn’t Sid touch on Dondi’s interactions with his community more? If you want to make a case against Dondi being a dirty dev, that seems like an extremely important subject to go over. It was either a matter of Sid not having any actual evidence of Dondi being a jerk (hard to believe, Dondi’s tweets in particular have been posted EVERYWHERE), or Sid getting distracted by filler content like Dondi’s dating history, his mental profile, and his spending habits. That stuff is shallow and weak at best.
And there you have it. That’s pretty much everything that has been bouncing around in my head since Sid’s video. Written, copied, and pasted from a 5 page Google Doc...yikes. Whether or not you agree with me I do appreciate you taking the time to read, and I’m curious to see y’alls thoughts on this. Haave a good one!
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2020.08.20 02:37 bandison_ Battletoads Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Battletoads
Platforms:
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Developers: Dlala Studios, Rare Ltd
Publishers: Xbox Game Studios, Rare Ltd
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 72 average - 55% recommended - 52 reviews

Critic Reviews

ACG - Jeremy Penter - Unscored
"Battletoads has some issues that impact its playability but it's not completely without enjoyment."
Ars Technica - Sam Machkovech - Unscored
Dlala has implemented just enough obnoxious stuff between Battletoads' good bits to stop me, a pretty freakish Battletoads fan, from recommending that anyone buy it outright.
Atomix - Sebastian Quiroz - Spanish - 85 / 100
Battletoads is extremely fun. An experience that you need to play in co-op, which sadly suffers from the implementation of a couple annoying distractions.
Attack of the Fanboy - Dean James, Dean James - 2 / 5 stars
While the art style and crude humor may be the most polarizing aspects on the surface, the lack of any consistency when it comes to gameplay and level design is the real disappointment in what was supposed to be the triumphant return of Battletoads.
AusGamers - Steve Farrelly - 8.5 / 10
Battletoads is fun, challenging and self-indulgent, but in ways that are respectful and reverent.
CGMagazine - Brendan Frye - 5 / 10
Battletoads, with its vibrant animations, captures the spirit of the original, but also does so by bringing in all of the lousy gameplay elements that dragged the original game down.
COGconnected - Clayton Cyre - 76 / 100
Battletoads has a fun story, great soundtrack, disgusting sound effects, beautiful visuals, and radical characters, but the gameplay does suffer mostly from questionable button mapping. Despite some of these concerns, Rare Studios has finally released a competent successor for fans to enjoy after nineteen years of waiting.
Cerealkillerz - Manuel Barthes - German - 7.5 / 10
Battletoads combines a lot that would have had potential for a surprise hit. The great humor and the hand drawn animations underline, how much effort the developers have put into this. Sadly the whole thing is way too short and has nearly no replay value.
Cubed3 - Sandy Wilson - 8 / 10
Battletoads is a retro comeback that not only revives the much-loved series for fans, but one that elevates it to new heights! Truly, the development team has worked some magic to make this the best it can be, truly knocking it out of the park. There is very little wrong here that can stop from this being a star recommendation. The small amounts of missteps it does have don't hurt the experience in a meaningful way, leaving this to be an absolutely fantastic retro revival. It's great to see Rare credited on a game that is genuinely great.
Destructoid - Chris Carter - 7 / 10
Battletoads is another one of 2020's infamous oddities. I suspect it's going to be highly polarizing (not only due to the adherence to retro style difficulty but the newness of the art and humor), but it somewhat won me over due to sheer force of will. I also can safely assume that I'm going to be on the higher-end of the spectrum of liking it: but if we never see these dudes again because this game was an absolute cacophony, I'll be a bit bummed.
DualShockers - Sam Woods - 8 / 10
The Battletoads make their comeback after a 26-year hiatus and, for the most part, offer a solid re-entry into the cult classic franchise.
Echo Boomer - David Fialho - Portuguese - Loved
Battletoads is one of the biggest surprises of the summer, with a charming, funny and challeging game thats completely worth checking out.
Game Informer - Joe Juba - 5 / 10
Even though it's technically a game, Battletoads is not a good time
GameMAG - Russian - 5 / 10
If you are new to the series, this Dlala Studios project can be a entertaining and varied adventure with a fun co-op mode and a spicy sauce of hardcore. But for classics' fans, such a "return" may seem as a complete dissapointment. In any case, sadly, campaign is terribly short.
GameSkinny - Daniel Hollis - 8 / 10 stars
Battletoads returns after 26 years, and it's a love letter to gaming past and present.
GameSpew - Richard Seagrave - 8 / 10
There’s been a lot of great games released this year, but Battletoads will surely prove to be one of the most memorable.
GameXplain - Mixed

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Gamerheadquarters - Jason Stettner - 6.8 / 10
Battletoads had really great brawling segments that featured an awesome visual aesthetic that was matched with a hilarious story, however it was bogged down with bad mini games.
Generación Xbox - JGBassols - Spanish - 9.5 / 10
Battletoads is back in the best possible way. A must-have within Xbox Game Studios.
Gert Lush Gaming - Jim Smale - 6.2 / 10
Battletoads never shrugs off its 90s roots and refuses to grow up and act like an adult.
God is a Geek - Chris White - 9 / 10
Battletoads is the reboot you never knew you wanted. It's fun to play and makes you laugh, two perfect ingredients for making a game well worth playing.
Hardcore Gamer - Chris Shive - 4 / 5
Battletoads revives what was thought to be a long-dead franchise without missing a step.
Heavy - Elton Jones - 7 / 10
Battletoads is a short yet incredibly varied and jolly adventure.
Hobby Consolas - David Martinez - Spanish - 71 / 100
Battletoads pays homage to the classic 1991 Rare game with a great variety of gameplay mechanics. Beat´em up levels are well crafted, 2D platform levels and twin stick shooter sections are not so good, but still enjoyable, while turbobikes levels are frustrating.
IGN - Terence Wiggins - 8 / 10
Battletoads not only revives the long-dormant beat 'em up franchise, it makes it fun to play for everyone instead of only ultra-hardcore masochists. And if they made a TV show about these hilarious characters, I'd watch it.
IGN Spain - Oriol Vall-Llovera - Spanish - 8.8 / 10
The 1991 Battletoads fell in love with a generation of gamers. Now, almost 30 years later, the new Battletoads will once again win the hearts of all those and, at the same time, will make a new generation of players fall in love. As beat 'em up it is very remarkable, but the game is so varied that we can hardly say that this is the real basis of the proposal. It's also a great platformer, a great action game, a great party game ... In conclusion, a game as fun as it is sympathetic and a great must-have for Xbox Game Pass subscribers this summer. It's very short, but you're going to play it at least as many times as there are frogs in the game.
Kakuchopurei - Jonathan Leo - 70 / 100
If you want a smooth cruise with hand-holding for the first half of the game, this isn’t the place. But for everyone else who long for a late 80s and 90s challenge that’s made somewhat fair and tailored for this generation, Battletoads (2020) is a surprising effort if you think this era’s crop of games aren’t hardcore enough.
Luis Alamilla - Luis Alamilla - 8.5 / 10
All in all, Battletoads does a great job at harkening back to what made this series a cult classic while updating the presentation and features for the modern age. If you didn't like beat em up before, I don't think this will change that for you, but if you miss that era of gaming, I'm happy to report it's back at full force.
Merlin'in Kazanı - Ersin Kılıç - Turkish - 70 / 100
Battletoads contains elements that will entertain players who love the beat 'em up genre. It could be a much better game if some of its shortcomings were corrected and the opportunity to play online.
Metro GameCentral - 5 / 10
A game so bizarre it's hard to tell whether it's purposefully trolling its audience or if it really thinks its random collection of mini-games, crass humour, and wasted potential is a sensible way to go about rebooting Battletoads.
PC Invasion - Cameron Woolsey - 6 / 10
Battletoads is a reboot of the classic Rare franchise, but fails to recapture the excitement and fun of the originals.
Player2.net.au - Paul James - B
Battletoads doesn’t stick around for a long time, clocking at approximately 4-5 hours in length, with that number varying somewhat dependent on difficulty level or proficiency at certain game types. What hurts this 2020 take on a beloved franchise is an inability to stay to course for long enough to whet the appetites of long time fans.
PowerUp! - Leo Stevenson - 8.8 / 10
Battletoads is utterly ridiculous and stupidly good fun which is exactly what we need right now.
Press Start - James Mitchell, James Berich - 8.6 / 10
Battletoads is a victory for Microsoft, Dlala Studios and Rare. It successfully takes a brand that's been dormant for over two decades, breathing new life into it and updating it for the modern generation ardently. While it's a huge shame that Battletoads isn't playable online, and makes some missteps in it's third act, it's hard to deny that this is the most charming rendition of our favourite videogame amphibians. But most of all it's funny, and that's refreshing.
Rocket Chainsaw - Andrew Cathie - 3 / 5 stars
Overall, Battletoads feels like a bit of a relic of the past, which really speaks to how well Dlala have nailed that attitude-era style the 90s is famous for. The story can be humorous (at points) and there’s significantly more of it than I expected, while the variety in gameplay styles and mechanics keeps the experience fresh the whole way through. Unfortunately, that same style and humour does feel dated and grating at points, while the game’s combat sections are also some of its least engaging.
Saudi Gamer - محمد الدوسري - Arabic - 7 / 10
For me, I've been waiting for the game since it was announced. I believe it was a fun and unique experience, especially nowadays. But it's flawed by the shortness of the game as a whole and the lack of Online Multiplayer
Shacknews - Ozzie Mejia - 5 / 10
Battletoads does have its good moments, between its beat 'em up gameplay, metal-heavy soundtrack, and strong boss design. It's just drowned out by its awful pacing and poor comedy that gets maybe a couple of chuckles from the entirety of its brief five-hour adventure.
Skill Up - Ralph Panebianco - Unscored

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Spaziogames - Paolo Sirio - Italian - 8 / 10
With its tens of games inside the game and humor, Battletoads is a pleasant surprise, witnessing the sheer amount of Xbox portfolio's diversity. It could be a little deeper here and there, and co-op could be online too, but Dlala's take on the franchise is a fresh and fun, recommendable experience.
Stevivor - Steve Wright - 5.5 / 10
Ultimately, I completed Battletoads in 3 hours and 45 minutes and have no intention of ever going back.
TechRaptor - Austin Suther, Austin Suther, Austin Suther - 8 / 10
Battletoads might just be Summer's sleeper hit. Despite some shortcomings, it's a punchy brawler with insanely charming animations and genuinely funny humor.
The Games Machine - Danilo Dellafrana - Italian - 7.8 / 10
The new Battletoads is a convincing return for the historic Rare brand, characterized by excellent art direction and writing. Some pacing issues ruin the overall enjoyment of the game, but it is still a very satisfying experience.
TheSixthAxis - Steve C - 7 / 10
Without wishing to damn it with faint praise, Battletoads is pretty much exactly what you'd think it would be. Taking clear influence from the 90s classics whilst adding in some welcome modern approaches, there is plenty here to enjoy while it lasts. An ideal perfect Game Pass title, this is well worth checking out, warts and all.
TrueAchievements - Luke Albiges - 4 / 5 stars
Battletoads was a pleasant surprise for me, and it’s great to see it really lean into the variety angle with so many different kinds of gameplay crammed into such a relatively small package.
Twinfinite - Andrew McMahon - 3.5 / 5
Considering my entire knowledge of the series before this installment was all based around memes, I’d say Battletoads far exceeded expectations. That said, the shortcomings it does possess keep it from joining the ranks of brawlers, like Streets of Rage 4, as a genre-defining title.
Use a Potion - Daryl Leach - 8.3 / 10
Battletoads manages to stay true to the source material, all whilst offering an array of varied and fun gameplay mechanics that really spice up the experience. I had a good time battling through each level, whether that was when fighting in classic beat ‘em up action, racing through on a jet-bike, or sliding my way away from a big monstrous threat. Sure, a few mini-games can fall short of the mark at times and the difficulty could feel a bit forced, but it didn’t stop Battletoads from being a really enjoyable experience.
It’s just a shame that there isn’t any online multiplayer included, with Battletoads really lending itself perfectly to playthroughs with friends. Of course, local play is possible, but with the game included in Xbox Game Pass it would have been perfect for online romps with other players. Hopefully, it’s something the developers might patch in sometime in the future because it feels like a missed opportunity right now…
Wccftech - Nathan Birch - 8 / 10
Battletoads is surprisingly successful at recapturing the spirit of Rare's beloved NES original. The game's striking visuals, wildly varied level design, and satisfying sense of challenge easily make up for the occasional frustrating moment or groan-worthy joke. If you've been waiting 26 years for a new Battletoads, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple's latest ought to scratch your itch.
WellPlayed - Zach Jackson - 7.5 / 10
Despite an amazing art style and some seriously fun beat ‘em up gameplay, the Battletoads reboot struggles with its identity due to the excessive inclusion of minigames
Windows Central - Jez Corden - 3 / 5 stars
Many of Battletoads' design sensibilities may seem archaic in 2020, but that was ultimately Dlala trying to build on the chaotic formula set by the original. Battletoads struggles as a single-player game but soars as a varied couch co-op experience party game for up to three friends. And hey, it's often laugh-out-loud funny too.
Worth Playing - Chris "Atom" DeAngelus - 6.5 / 10
Battletoads isn't bad, but it is boring. It starts off relatively strong and quickly devolves into uninteresting minigames. When the title returns to beat-'em-up gameplay, it shows the potential to be something more, but then you're forced to play "rock paper scissors" or mash buttons for a few minutes, and it all fades away. The concept, characters and visuals are excellent updates of the original, so it's a shame that the gameplay isn't.
XboxEra - OneBadMutha - 7.5 / 10
When it was all said and done, Battletoads isn’t going to win awards for writing, doesn’t set a new bar for any single genre, and none of their mini games should be spun off into full fledged games. Yet Dlala created something fun here, kept me engaged and offered a good amount of content without over-staying its welcome. This is a good effort for a new studio and I’m looking forward to seeing what they can do in the future. In these troubled times we live in, I welcome a game that exists solely to be bright, over the top, and fun. Battletoads may not be the best retro reboot this year, but it’s a good time nonetheless.
ZTGD - Ken McKown - 8.5 / 10
Battletoads is a game that shouldn’t work in 2020. The originals were brutal tests of patience and I mean come on, it has been nearly three decades. Who under 30 actually remembers these characters? Still, for someone like me it is a real treat to see Microsoft once again return a former beloved Rare property back to its glory.
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